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offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:42 [#00248768]
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so yesterday i went and got on the subway, and across from
me sat a man who looked like your typical movie psycho.
45-50 years old, a little over weight, big bushy hair and
beard and glasses fixed together with tape, ugly yellow and
rotting teeth, big buggy eyes, ratty clothes, and a sickly
contented grin on his face. at first, i just looked at him
and smiled, because i smile at anyone in the subway if i am
in a good mood, and i was. ugly, beautiful, fat, thin, old,
young, i smile at them all, and just appreciate the fact
that they exist.

so this guy is sitting right across from me and i notice he
is keeping an eye on me. i just figure whatever, and i sit
there, contented, and soaking in the environment as i
usually do. my eyes were wandering around the subway car,
and i noticed something strange under my seat.

upon close inspection, i saw it was a mouse which was killed
and gutted, the guts strung all across the floor under my
seat. i looked at it objectively and wondered why a dead
mouse would be in the subway car like that... it never
shocked me or frightened me, i was just kind of puzzled.

so i looked up again at this guy across from me, and he has
this perversely delighted smile on his face, as if he was
big time happy i found the mouse. it occured to me that he
must have put it there...

i got up and walked to the other side of the subway car, and
he got off at the next station. in the meantime, i hid in
behind a wall in the subway car until it left the station he
got off at, for fear that he might do even more harm with a
weapon or whatever.

fucking gross, man, absolutely fucking gross.


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:43 [#00248770]
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just thought some of you might like to hear this story as
fucked as it is...


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-06-04 05:45 [#00248771]
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shite....poor mouse.


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:47 [#00248773]
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no, i was more concerned about the guy with the broken
glasses. poor guy, hard for him to see like that... :-(


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:49 [#00248776]
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That is indeed fucked up...

I think I'm going to have a nightmare now... thanks a lot,
Joey!


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:52 [#00248778]
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my pleasure ophecks. come on, i thought i was going to have
one night mare last night as a result, but i didn't... maybe
i will tonight...


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-04 05:55 [#00248784]
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Thats like a scene from a horror movie...

I feel for ya, mate...think I would done the same thing,
i.e. RUN A LONG FUCKING WAY AWAY!!!....AND DON'T STOP...


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-04 05:56 [#00248785]
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Have you ever seen the movie "Pi" joey?


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-06-04 08:43 [#00248855]
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Not too bad man.... that wasnt that fucked up. Hell I see
some fucked up shit worse than that every weekend down here
in the bars and on the strip. Shit. That is still gross
though.. but man..... I saw a homeless bum fucking take a
shit in an alley and then puke on it when he looked at it?
This took about 30 seconds... enough time for me to see this
all and then run. We yelled at him for a long time though.


 

offline uzim on 2002-06-04 10:16 [#00248929]
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this guy was in fact a cat which had been turned into a
human. he thought you were hungry, so he kindly gave you a
mouse, and because he was caring towards you, he had already
"decorticated" it for you...


 

offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2002-06-04 11:01 [#00248988]
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The reason I am awake now is because I left my window wide
open because it was hot, I woke up itching and when I went
to the mirror I saw two big rashes, one on my chest and one
on my back filled with about 10 mosquito bites each, and
about another 10 randomly strewn about my body. Not really
disgusting, but not really appealing either. I'm too itchy
to go back to sleep.


 


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