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joey
from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:42 [#00248768]
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so yesterday i went and got on the subway, and across from me sat a man who looked like your typical movie psycho. 45-50 years old, a little over weight, big bushy hair and beard and glasses fixed together with tape, ugly yellow and rotting teeth, big buggy eyes, ratty clothes, and a sickly contented grin on his face. at first, i just looked at him and smiled, because i smile at anyone in the subway if i am in a good mood, and i was. ugly, beautiful, fat, thin, old, young, i smile at them all, and just appreciate the fact that they exist.
so this guy is sitting right across from me and i notice he is keeping an eye on me. i just figure whatever, and i sit there, contented, and soaking in the environment as i usually do. my eyes were wandering around the subway car, and i noticed something strange under my seat.
upon close inspection, i saw it was a mouse which was killed and gutted, the guts strung all across the floor under my seat. i looked at it objectively and wondered why a dead mouse would be in the subway car like that... it never shocked me or frightened me, i was just kind of puzzled.
so i looked up again at this guy across from me, and he has this perversely delighted smile on his face, as if he was big time happy i found the mouse. it occured to me that he must have put it there...
i got up and walked to the other side of the subway car, and he got off at the next station. in the meantime, i hid in behind a wall in the subway car until it left the station he got off at, for fear that he might do even more harm with a weapon or whatever.
fucking gross, man, absolutely fucking gross.
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joey
from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:43 [#00248770]
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just thought some of you might like to hear this story as fucked as it is...
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corn_mouth
from santiago (Chile) on 2002-06-04 05:45 [#00248771]
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shite....poor mouse.
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joey
from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:47 [#00248773]
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no, i was more concerned about the guy with the broken glasses. poor guy, hard for him to see like that... :-(
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:49 [#00248776]
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That is indeed fucked up...
I think I'm going to have a nightmare now... thanks a lot, Joey!
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joey
from montréal (Canada) on 2002-06-04 05:52 [#00248778]
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my pleasure ophecks. come on, i thought i was going to have one night mare last night as a result, but i didn't... maybe i will tonight...
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jand
from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-04 05:55 [#00248784]
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Thats like a scene from a horror movie...
I feel for ya, mate...think I would done the same thing, i.e. RUN A LONG FUCKING WAY AWAY!!!....AND DON'T STOP...
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Ctrl Alt Del
from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-04 05:56 [#00248785]
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Have you ever seen the movie "Pi" joey?
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-06-04 08:43 [#00248855]
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Not too bad man.... that wasnt that fucked up. Hell I see some fucked up shit worse than that every weekend down here in the bars and on the strip. Shit. That is still gross though.. but man..... I saw a homeless bum fucking take a shit in an alley and then puke on it when he looked at it? This took about 30 seconds... enough time for me to see this all and then run. We yelled at him for a long time though.
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uzim
on 2002-06-04 10:16 [#00248929]
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this guy was in fact a cat which had been turned into a human. he thought you were hungry, so he kindly gave you a mouse, and because he was caring towards you, he had already "decorticated" it for you...
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Xanatos
from New York City (United States) on 2002-06-04 11:01 [#00248988]
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The reason I am awake now is because I left my window wide open because it was hot, I woke up itching and when I went to the mirror I saw two big rashes, one on my chest and one on my back filled with about 10 mosquito bites each, and about another 10 randomly strewn about my body. Not really disgusting, but not really appealing either. I'm too itchy to go back to sleep.
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