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offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-02 00:40 [#00245959]
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this man got serious probz. download the mp3 of R. Kelly -
Come To Daddy. it's a solo track he was going to put on the
album he did w/ jay-z but it didn't seem QUITE APPROPRIATE
given the fact that he FUCKS 14 YEAR OLDS AND TAPES IT.
anyway, i just thought it'd be funny for aphex fans to hear
his version of "come to daddy" (not a cover, just same
lyric)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-02 00:43 [#00245961]
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haha!! i have to check that out.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-02 00:47 [#00245962]
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i hate to admit it since he's a pedo, but he's actually a
good singer. his production is songwriting is BAD BAD BAD
but when push comes to shove he can sing. i downloaded this
10 minute version of "i believe i can fly" that he re-did in
broadway musical style for his upcoming album in november
and it's pretty impressive. opera singing and all that. he
and jesus christ sing call and response. it's hilarious.


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-06-02 00:47 [#00245963]
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LOL


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-02 00:48 [#00245964]
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err.. i meant "production and songwriting are"


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-06-02 00:53 [#00245969]
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R. Kelly -
Come To Daddy

LOL FUCKsdbgsdfkgdgdfgdYES!!~! THIS RULES CHECK IT OUT!!!1


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-02 00:57 [#00245971]
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lol he must be the most self obsessed artist ever.
he really thinks he is jesus or something.

But i agree , he can sing.
I like that "Turn back the hands of time" ( or something?)
It sounded like old classic soul from back in the days.


 

offline ExHore from Stamford, Ct. (United States) on 2002-06-02 01:00 [#00245975]
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LOL CVOME TO DAADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

even though this has nothing to do with aphex's song

COME TO DADDY !! HEHEHEHEHEH


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-02 01:01 [#00245976]
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i like "when a woman's fed up", that one actually has good
production too. but his lyrics are so trite and his
production is usually so stale.

"come to daddy" IS hilarious; if only he did a cover of the
aphex twin song..


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-02 01:02 [#00245978]
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*listeng now*
yeah it feels strange hearing those exact words coming from
his mouth hahahaha!!!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-06-02 01:24 [#00245990]
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they're all asking for it


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 02:04 [#00246014]
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A couple questions:

1) What was he thinking when he taped it? Did he think he
was never going to get caught?

2) What was the girl doing anyway?

3) Did he pick her up on the street or did he kidnap her?


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 02:10 [#00246021]
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4) How many other girls has he done?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:42 [#00246175]
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1) Mmm, junior high girls. I'll keep copies of this tape in
my bedroom and living room but that's it. Oh, yea, and my
home recording studio. And the studio down the block where
I'm recording some of my new album. Only a few copies, less
than ten. Just for me and maybe some of my boys. That's it
though.

2) *slurp*

3) Young groupies and younger sisters of associates
(singers, musicians, label and studio employees)

4) Hundreds. He's been doing it for 10 years. He married
Aaliyah at age 15.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:44 [#00246179]
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I like teen girls, but I'm allowed!!! :)


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:44 [#00246181]
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I take it your joking with 4. I can understand 3 now you
say it. Wondered how he'd get a girl that young.

"Hey boss, bring your daughter over to my house
to..UHHH....to uhh..show her some of my new thongs..I MEAN
SONGS!!"


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:45 [#00246184]
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LOL!! I know funkmaster, its so hard. All the teen girls
just look at you and drool and there's not a thing you can
do about it! dang eh?


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:45 [#00246185]
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Unless you pull an R. Kelly.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:47 [#00246188]
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well there is, cause I'm allowed to like teen girls... I'm
only a teen myself...

Oh my, I want some 14 year old ass dammit!!!!! :)


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:48 [#00246190]
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Im 22.... :'( I wanna be 14 again


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-02 04:50 [#00246192]
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actually i wasn't joking about #4 at all..


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-02 04:52 [#00246195]
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Whoa. He's a sex crazed pedo now... Just what the music
world needs.


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-02 06:22 [#00246251]
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he's not exactly a PEDOPHILE, D00DS!!!!

Sure, the chicks he fucked and recorded fucking were
underage, but they weren't PRE-PUBESCENT, at least!


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-02 06:25 [#00246252]
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Well, he's a sex-addict, at least. ^_^



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-02 08:42 [#00246315]
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yeah he ain't no paedophile - i myself like underage pussy;
tastier than stinking woman pussy, THAT'S for sure


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-06-02 08:57 [#00246323]
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hehehe...chubby deathsmith...


 

offline jimisteel from SLC (United States) on 2002-06-03 18:09 [#00247980]
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Busted!!!


 


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