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hi there, "marlowe deranged" here, undisputed heavyweight champion of the MBWF. if any of you suckers think you are tough enough to take this belt away from me *kisses belt proudly* just you come up to the squared-ring and challenge me! [lights go out, and amazing red fireworks sparkle from the turnbuckles] |
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Bring it on, I might be the new girl around here but I've come far enough...either I rip it from your body or you just surrender *rushes you* |
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I HAVE OWNED YOUR MOM ... I OWN YOUR MOM AND WILL OWN YOUR MOM FOR EVER!!!!!!! COME AND GET YOUR BUTTCHEEKS CAVED IN!!!! *powerbombs you* |
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*trips afxNUMB and puts her into a figure four leg lock* |
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FOOLS! i will take YOU, afxNUMB, and YOU, amonbrune, in a handicapped match! name a time and i'll leave you both wishing you had never been to wrestling school!! |
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I OWN YOU MARLOWE!!! *pours cement on marlowe's bike outside* |
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Bring it on you fags...Marlowe the only thing you own if the floor, bitch!! now kiss it...kiss it. Amonbrune-i jump on you, and break your back, now sit down and shut up grrrrr- im tough |
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afxNUMB is truely the ladies heavyweight champion ... I can't read the rest of the que card after that. What ever it is ... it's gotta be dumb ;) |
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[sticks afxNUIMB's head between his legs and piledrives her into Amonbrune's squishy head] kiss THIS, afxNUMB [flips her off in a very original gesture] |
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*head is crushed by afxNUMB's bum* |
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Watch out.....its coming, watch out. BLAM...KABOOM>>>>>>>SHASH... BINGGGBAH!!!! sackatorro....you dont know who youre messing with, I'm not even gonna tell you what I did to both ya turds. |
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And a tight firm bum that is |
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LMAO |
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[ducks out of the way of AFXnumb's dreaded "snatch of death" move, shoving amonbrune in the way --- clotheslines AFXnumb, and goes for the cover...] 1! 2!!! ...? |
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*is dead* *Amonbrune's ghost shows up* YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR! I SHALL HAUNT YOU FOR ETERNITY! |
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i'm a bad ass mofo AMENbrune! i'll whip your ghost so hard you'll be turned into primordial soup! you skanky ho! |
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Spell my name write you fouth grade little girl!!!!!!!!! |
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write =right* (LOL) |
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LOL - IT WAS DELIBERATE, AS IN "AMEN"!!! :P |
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Ya buncha tards |
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You're still a bunch of fourth grade girls!! |
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*Choke slams Amonbrune to the mat!* 1.... 2.... 3.... Ding....Ding - Jedi Chris is our winner! |
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*pulls down mic* Ladles and Germs! Welcome to the 2003 Boiled Rumble!!!! Tonight we have some very exciting matches!! Culminating with Jedi Chris Vs Marlowe Deranged to determine who will be the MB Heavyweight Wrestling Champion of the World!!! Pull up your seats, eat popcorn! Drink Soda!! Let's get rrrrrrready to rummmmmmmmmmmmmmble!!! |
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its all fake marlowe |
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we live in fake times, thad--so maybe fake has become reality |
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yes, its sad like that |
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there is a Buddhist saying: "appearance is reality" make of that what you will :D |
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true, but i ve noticed that the "yuppies" are popping up left and right they are so fake, they seem only to care about the almighty dollar and thier fucking cellphone have i ever mentioned i dispise yuppies ? |
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wasn't marlowe dead already? |
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I was resurrected, remember :P |
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LONG LIVE MARLOWE !! |
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that's it, I'm sending Mr T. in there to cane you all |
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hahah, didn't he referee a wrestling match one time, or was it a boxing match? |
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both marlowe, if im correct we were eating guyeeros (sp?) the other night downtown, and the owner was watching wrestling and guess who was on there........... dr. love, from the late 80's......... wrestling is suck a BAD joke. |
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I like to watch it once in a while, for sentimental reasons :D I even bought some old videos---it's a gas! |
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you payed $$ for that ? how much ? |
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I don't know--I have a video I bought over 10 years ago, and last year I bought a couple of the earlier Wrestlemania's and a survivor series from about '94 :D |
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I'm a huge wrestling fan, so Curt ''Mr. Perfect'' Hennig's death has me right sad. He died of bad gas! No joke. |
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I don't like wrestling anymore. I used to be a huge ECW fan until it went under, then stupid ass Vince McMan bought it and underused a lot of favorites. |
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WHat?!?!"?! Mr Perfect was my favourite wrestler about 10 years ago! I was unaware of his death--I shall have to investigate!!! :O |
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hits marlowe with chair, since he wont give up this thread |
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hehe :P Leave me alone you Nebraskan groundhog molester! Or I'll piledrive into the mat! |
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What time does the match start? I need to check with my agent, to see whether I'm available! :P |
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marlowe will puss out on ya Jedi Chris |
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im gonna mess ya up good marlowe! ill do teh diamond dallas cutter on ya im gonna be teh chempjoon! |
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hehe :P I'm gonna lay the smack down on any motherfucker that comes to my yard! :D |
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but can you lay the smack down on another motherfuckers yard ? or do ya need the comfort of your hood ? |
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I'm hoodless mofo! I'm a loner schmoner ready to bust a cap in ANY of y'all asses anyplace anytime! |
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