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Let's all just set up an Aphex Orgy! Put some SAW2 on, git nekkid... you know you want it! |
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ophecks....you sick little perv! ; ) |
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LOL! I love that saying from that mayo company advertisment!! "You know you waaaaant it" |
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hmmm, I think I had better break out the other picture of myself... |
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I know I cant even decide which color underwear i should wear, but damn!! cut a girl some slack. lmao!! that was to funny Amonbrune thats another thing guys should make a girl laugh, its like 10 extra points...you can be ugly looking but if youre funny girls look at you another way. I dont know if that sounds wrong but its not like we all believe that, i like that whole mysterious and funny guy act, each girl likes different guys |
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HEY YOU GUYS ARE ALL OLDER THAN I AM how do you convince a girl that you've had sex with, and then broke up with, to have sex with you again? |
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ok, let the droolfest begin!!! |
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"hey, im horny lets fuck" it worked with me, well kinda...he knew the music i liked and what i liked to smoke and dragged me into it, i couldnt resist =) geez,i dont want to tell you guys everything. Come and get it!!! |
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No, Donkey Rhubarb! -Think off all those gleaming oscillating genitals! |
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Youre tooo funny |
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you better believe it babee!!! :) |
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*rises out of my analogue bubblebath, butt nekkid... observe my manhood! Observe my sexual energy! Buya! Aphex Orgy! |
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Ventolin...bad idea |
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LOOK IM AN OLD MAMA!!!! THIS IS GREAT! |
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This topic is SOOOO wrong, on so many levels!!!! Purr. |
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old mama? why? |
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*brings out magic marker for you guys to draw aphex signs all over my naked body* |
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But Ophecks loves it anyway ;) |
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phobia´ll shut us down! |
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heh, you just had to add the purr... :) |
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i'm not a regular, I was one forever! but now im something different, old but fuck it different. |
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Has this messageboard ever seen a turned on girl in here? I don't recall this much girl talk since...ever. It's like...nerdom. |
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the real fun starts when you're a wizard... we special powers, special secret powers... oh no, I've said too much!!! |
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Imagine somebody new coming here to learn about Aphex, and reading this e-Porno! Heh. |
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C'mon Man its just some fun, join in guys, join in the fun everyone's doing it =) |
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Yeah, we need to clean this up before Phobia comes home.. This message board has become a den of iniquity! |
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I see it afx...you're status changed. Good for you. *Computer voice* Your children are now............... 23 years old |
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May the mercy of Phobiazero be upon you all! Goodnight! |
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LOL!!! Imagine if Phobia looses his cool so much that he refuses to bestow on us the sheer brilliance that is Project X? YOU GUYS ARE SCREWING IT UP FOR US INNOCENT TYPES!!!!!!!!! lol |
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yes, we need to clean this up... so, lets all strip down and jump in the hot tub!!! *The_Funkmaster immediately strips down naked and jumps in* |
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I'm already naked, and I've been waiting in here. Get the hell off my lap, Newfie! |
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ahh come on... ah well, so much for that... you're no fun!!! |
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lol @ Ophecks: They'll sure wonder that's for sure. *jumps in the hottub and sips a pepsi* OH THIS BABY IS SOOOOOO REFRESHING. oops..I did it again. *bubbles appear right in front of him* |
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lol @ Ophecks OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIS DIS DIS DIS DIS DIS DIS DIS |
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funk's smirking avatar... naked in a hot tub.... that's it! i'm sleeping with gloves on. |
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LOL, you crack me up man!!! :) but alas, bed time as arrived!!! I'll see you all later!! |
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This old mama knows what you boys want....hey Phobia is a man just like you, im sure he wishes he was joining us..He's not a old fart, he too is a good looking guy. first I'm gonna have to go to Canada then Sweden. |
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Night Funk One |
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okay thats it...AFX is really kara |
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hahahahha.....damn im cracking up like a loser |
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im getting some tingling feelings....my senses indicate hostility |
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My name is not Kara....its....im not telling im not telling, but my mom did not name me Kara,pretty damn though, the A's are at the right spot and it is a 4 letter name but not Kara |
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afx is JUPITAH!!! |
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Nitey nite, you sexay thang. There's not enough ladies on this site! It's not nice hanging out with two dudes in a jacuzzi. We need more Old Mamas. I'm so sex depraved. Phob is hot. Let's kiss his ass so he doesn't ban us perverts! |
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Lara?...Tara?...Cara? |
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I can handle all you guys on my own....I'm going to start being possesive over my aphex guys. |
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nope |
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yeah, yeah! let's kiss phob's ass! teeheehee! |
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This just in: "Ladies and gentlemen we bring you news of a resident in miami that has gone 'ball'istic and is currently harboring sexual feelings beyond that of a normal human being. Reports from the wire report that over 34,895 have been instantly taken into her clutches as she gains the strength to 'carry on'. Field reporters have also gained knowledge and video of her planned trip to go around the world seeking more men to turn...'horny'. She will keep these men inside glass chambers and kept frozen for later use. More at 6" |
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What does the afxNUMB look like? Show us a photo! |
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