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Aries: (March 21—April 19) Your desire for a belt of human nipples wanes when you are told where human nipples come from. Taurus: (April. 20—May 20) If it makes you feel any better, red to you is not red to everyone else. Other people's red is slightly deeper and more tasteful. Gemini: (May 21—June 21) You've never asked for much out of life, but you have every reason to be disappointed, anyway. Cancer: (June 22—July 22) An unexpected career change will give you cause to look back fondly on the days when you had no idea who made fat-granny pornography. Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22) Most people believe they're the star of their own story, but you're actually a supporting character in the story of that guy Dave in the design department. Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22) Everyone wants to live forever, but in your case it would just mean more time being chased by an angry swarm of bees. Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23) You're not actually the lost prince of a world within our own, forced to hide among the surface dwellers to protect yourself from your vengeful uncle. But thinking that may help you somewhat. Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) The age-old war between the sexes will come to an end next week when you unleash your nuclear sex bomb. Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) If you think happy endings are superficial and unrealistic, you should be pleased with the way it all wraps up next Thursday. Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19) The wonder is not how well the bear dances, but that it can dance at all. Still, the bear dances a hell of a lot better than you do. Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) You will devise a scheme that guarantees worldwide peace and prosperity, but it turns out to be unmarketable. Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) Lord knows you've tried, but you still can't understand how one person could watch all the high-quality TV they offer. |
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