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Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-11 16:42 [#00014241] | |||||||||
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I am aware of two people who smell odd: 1. There is a boy in my street who smells of biscuits 2. There is a man at work who smells like coins I want to smell like something, something like : 1. Stikle Bricks 2. Fake Beards 3. Lenny Kravits or 4. The silver stuff on mobile phone Telephone top up cards. |
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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-11 16:48 [#00014243] | |||||||||
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i am well aware of the aroma of a fake beards and of the foul stench caused by the silver stuff on the reverse side of mobile telphone 'top-up' cards, however, i am at a loss as to what lenny kravits and stickle bricks stink of. stimulate the mushiness that is my brain. bleeeeaaaachh.... |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-11 16:50 [#00014245] | |||||||||
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stikle bricks and brand new star wars figures mmmmmnnnn! |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-11 16:51 [#00014247] | |||||||||
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And those neon toxic pencil erasers spastic girls had at school! they were pretty nice smelling too! |
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Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-11 17:00 [#00014254] | |||||||||
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Yes stickle bricks also smell like star wars figures fresh out of the packet. A sweet smelling plastic. When I was young I used to chew star wars figures as I liked the smell. I only chewed the feet, does this mean I have a foot fetish or a starwars figure fetish. I will smell a fake beard tonight and tell you what it smells like tomorrow mr. paste. |
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Chimp Systems from Bleep Gardens on 2001-07-11 17:02 [#00014256] | |||||||||
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Sweet, sweet petrol. Happy daze at the 24 Hour Esso. |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-11 17:05 [#00014258] | |||||||||
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star wars figures also had that little hexagon hole in there feet so that the posh rich boys could stand them up in there spaceships, though i prefered to suck there feet with my tounge untill i kind of managed to get the figures to stick, you could then whip the figure out ie han solo and thus forth produce a perfect popping noise and a string of saliva!! hours of fun the west country way |
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m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-11 19:32 [#00014285] | |||||||||
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I want to smell like new cd's or new video games. |
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Super Magnetic Neo from Australia on 2001-07-11 19:37 [#00014287] | |||||||||
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:) I love the smell of petrol! And the smell of new car. And also the smell just after rain, a real earthly fresh smell :) |
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Chris Ochre from Newcastle, UK. (www.mp3.com/ochre) on 2001-07-11 21:30 [#00014301] | |||||||||
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The smell of a) Plasticine and b) rain on hot concrete, cannot be beaten. |
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Beef Fog from io on 2001-07-11 23:33 [#00014327] | |||||||||
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I enjoy the smell of laundromats......I do not enjoy the smell of my neighbor taxedermists... |
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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-07-11 23:36 [#00014328] | |||||||||
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hmmmm, i'd like to smell like freshly woven kimono... no no! POLLEN! and i want to torture allergy sufferers! |
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m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-12 07:34 [#00014370] | |||||||||
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Did you know that people are allergic to pollen because their immune system mistakes it for viru- wait I'm being pedantic... god damn it. Rich upper class snob: "you knooow, a... casheeew is not ACTUALLY a nut... it's a leguuuuuume..." (that's pedantic for you) |
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dirge vendor from PAVEMENTS ARE FOR PEOPLE on 2001-07-12 16:26 [#00014561] | |||||||||
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what about a new walkman, or new camera?oooohhhh. opening up the lid of a freshly bought walkman and having a good sniff...that does it for me. friday night go out with me mates? pah-get out of town!! stay at home and sniff your electricals?-wahey-now your talking! |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-12 16:29 [#00014564] | |||||||||
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brand new sneekers fetish! peeling back the virgin tissue paper and the smell oohps ive ruined my lederhosen |
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dirge vendor from give the dog a phone on 2001-07-12 16:30 [#00014566] | |||||||||
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or the smell of perfume when you start seeing someone? thats ace, the way it hangs on your clothes after shes run off with your best mate or dad, unfortunately most of the women i meet smell of badgers urine. |
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Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-12 16:34 [#00014570] | |||||||||
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I once had a toy action man parachute. It smelled really nice, like a combination of fruit and plastic. I was contemplating eating it once, on toast. Parachute on toast. I changed my mind when I was unable to find cooking instructions, I was unsure if I should have had : 1. Boiled parachute 2. Fried parachute 3. Baked parachute 4. Raw parachute 5. Poached parachute If you think about it parachutes in the army should be made out of the same material as eddible knickers. When the soldier lands he could then eat the parachute and thus hide all evidence that he has landed. |
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kineeeeetpir-ramgle/peck from invereted revert dirt on 2001-07-12 16:36 [#00014572] | |||||||||
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i saw a piece by an artist once whose installation was a white empty room. the whole piece was called 'ex' and after a while of standing in the space, you began to realise that the whole thing deliberately stank of stale spunk. and then i woke up. |
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cample from afxs dusters on 2001-07-12 16:54 [#00014584] | |||||||||
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whats the worst smell then? 1) the smell of tuna on a metal fork (god knows why) 2) uncles sweat 3) dog shit-has to be in im afraid 4) going to the toilet after your mums been 5) stale chip shop grease 5) rotting vegetation 6) mango chutney 7) marsh gas's 8) burning rubber 9) trains 10)trains (inside) as for nice smells the only one i know of is vaginal juices. |
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chicken paste man on 2001-07-12 17:06 [#00014589] | |||||||||
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when i was a student, i left my flat to visit my mum and when i returned after two weeks, my kitchen had grown. all my plates and bowls that i forgot to wash had a layer of fur and slime growing all over them. my dunce of a flat mate also had gone away at the same time as me, and he decided to save money and switch off the electricity while we were gone. i had £30 of food in there and it all rotted. needless to say, my kitchen wasn't smelling rosey. it was the nastiest smell ever and i still almost puke thinking about it. |
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Chimp Systems from Tweak Valley on 2001-07-12 17:12 [#00014592] | |||||||||
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What happens to a half-drunk can of beer overnight to make it smell like rotting headwounds? Is there a half-drunk-can-of-beer-fairy? |
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evolume from seattle washington usa on 2001-07-12 18:49 [#00014626] | |||||||||
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hey wizards teeth, that parachute shit is some funny shit mang i think you have a good idea there for like a children's book or a tim burton movie. i like the smell of thymol its the stuff in original (not mint mind you) listerine. |
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Grum from The Big Smoke on 2001-07-12 18:56 [#00014627] | |||||||||
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Dammit! Why haven't any of you mentioned the welcoming smell of a juicy spitting barbee, mmmm mm m |
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ok |
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i wonder whatever happened to teeth and his "stances" project |
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Indeed I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, there is no true beauty without decay. |
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haha, one of my favourite films. "i mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!" |
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I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot. |
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