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offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-25 12:46 [#00234411]
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So you wanna be a boxer
In the golden ring
Can you punch like a south-bound freight train
Tell me just one thing

Can you move in a word like a humming bird's wing
If you need to
Can you bob, can you weave
Can you fake, and deceive when you need to?

Well, you might as well quit
If you haven't got it

So you wanna be a boxer
Can you pass the test?
I can tell you've got it in you
I've trained the best

When you work and you sweat
And you bet that you train to a buzz-saw
Then you near lose your mind
When you find that your little boy has a glass jaw

So you might as well quit
If you haven't got it.

Putting him in the ring, Joe
Look at what you found
We can use the fun, Joe
Pushing him around

Well show him the ropes
And destroy his hopes

Put him in the ring, Joe
Give the guy a chance
Let him feel the sting, Joe
We can make him dance

We'll pulp him to bits
Then he'll call it quits for sure, Joe

So you wanna be a boxer
Wanna be the champ
There's a golden boy inside you
Not a punched-out champ

If you listen and you learn
There's an honour you can earn and defend here
When you do see the crown
You're a king not a clown
A contender

But you might as well quit
If you haven't got it

Put him in the ring, Joe
Something new to punch
Let me have a swing, Joe
Then we'll go to lunch

We'll make it quite swift
Then he'll get the drift

Put him in the ring, Joe
Chicken a la carte
Let me have a wing, Joe
Tearing him apart
That chicken will crow

Let me have him Joe!



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-25 12:50 [#00234416]
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from bugsy malone - the black kid that sang that later went
on to be a security guard - my mother knew him -- and for
once, i'm actually telling a truth... i used to love that
film


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-25 12:51 [#00234419]
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those splurge guns were fucking wicked!
wasnt that little black fellah sweeping up or something?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-25 12:56 [#00234430]
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yep he was -- that's the one :)


 

offline uzim on 2002-05-25 13:28 [#00234491]
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i don't want to be a boxer!
i want to be a psychotic serial killer :)


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-06-10 13:13 [#00258252]
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maybe tyson should have a read of this one!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-06-10 20:56 [#00258823]
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ewwww young quit sniffin my boxers!


 


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