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in another galaxy, an old men was living alone in a small wooden house in the woods... one day, he woke up and found out that he and his house had been teleported in another world! he looked through the window and saw a desert of light blue sand... he was totally scared and barely had the time to realize what had happened to him that he heard someone knocking at his door... he opened the door, and there was... |
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me, and I killed him... THE END |
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death. |
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oh... that's a sad ending. poor old man. he didn't even had the time to see the magical fairy of the desert... |
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Then a sorcerer resurrected the old man and bought him a car... |
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It transpired that the sorceror was in fact Ernie Reyes, Jr, who, in actuality, is not a sorceror. So the man died again. |
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but the old man had drunk some weird liquid before his death... a fly devouring his body swallowed some drops of the liquid and turned itself into a maths teacher!! |
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but then we realised that Funkmaster cudnt hurt a fly and the old man wasnt dead, just fell unconcious when he fell to the floor from laughing at funkmaster measley attempt at taking his life! The old man then walked into his... |
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coffin. |
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only to find a Puffin. |
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who showed him the way to.... |
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the mystery muffin. |
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cook eggs without any water... |
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the mystery muffin which was cooked with eggs without any water. |
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coco mole, which infact was inside Richards head so all they could hear was ....... |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. His ears started to bleed |
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the sound of the dead. |
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....a Sithlord standing there! The old man tried to run....but his powers were no match for the Darkside. He was lifted into the air and Force slammed into the fireplace with great speed and power. He died!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! The End... |
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... and that is how we come to celebrate easter! |
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... and that is how we come to celebrate easter! |
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Ooooh a story with deja vu . . interesting! ;) |
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..."deja vu, that's a sign of a glitch in the..." |
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yes.... ;-) |
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ass crack of nature. |
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The Matrix is another of my favourite films! |
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and then, Jedi Chris quickly yelled "The film is seeping through the matrix!" Chri5py, hearing Jedi Chris's remark, ran to the matrix to pull the film out, screaming "Nature cracks my ass!" Jedi Chris was so happy the film will be saved, he exclaimed "yes..." Meanwhile, my little sister had a bad case of deja vu |
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did you just say 'deja vu'? |
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ass crack of nature. There are alot of glitches in the matix malarky. |
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....according to the prophecy |
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who said de ja vu? |
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déjà vu... :) |
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