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offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:05 [#00224382]
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Well, not really... but I worked with this super hot chick
tonight, and she is so damn cool!!! She's gorgeous
(excellent ass!!) and she has a great personallity to boot!!
I even kissed her finger!!! I'm so happy, I can't wait to
work with her again!!!

:)


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:06 [#00224384]
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haha :) kissed her finger.. may i ask why?.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:08 [#00224385]
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oh, she just said she cut it or something, so I asked if I
could kiss it and make it better... and she let me!!!
SCORE!!! ;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:11 [#00224388]
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she even said she was picturing me in a thong!! :)


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:12 [#00224390]
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omg, too much information!!!!!

Otherwise, go you!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:12 [#00224391]
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hehe... :)


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:13 [#00224392]
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How old is she?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:14 [#00224393]
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well, 17 I was told... but I'm not really sure... but if she
is 17, well I'm only 19 so it's not that bad... and she is
damn hot... what an ass dammit!!! :)


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:14 [#00224394]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



Go be the Pimpmaster...


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:16 [#00224395]
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Yeah, 17 isn't bad man. Good luck with this one young
grasshopper.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:17 [#00224396]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



next time you see her play "ventolin" that'll help you
loads!!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:19 [#00224399]
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yeah, I'll keep that in mind!!! :)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:25 [#00224404]
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wait! she's a minor and u'r an adult! that's not right!!!

haha j/k


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:25 [#00224405]
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it's funny though, cause me and this other guy was around
her all night... it was so obvious we wanted her!! :)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:29 [#00224407]
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well man one of these days u gotta go for her lips!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:30 [#00224408]
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well... only if u want to. didnt mean to force u or anything


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:31 [#00224409]
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hehe, well I'd like to... I'll have to keep working on it...
I'll have to punch her in the face and hurt her lip or
something, so then I can kiss it and make it better...
there, that's it!! :)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:33 [#00224410]
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lmao


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:33 [#00224411]
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ahhh you're too funny..

go for it, and explain in a month or something..haha


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:34 [#00224412]
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hehe... :)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-05-18 05:22 [#00224432]
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she sounds flirty, but nice
go for it man!


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-05-18 05:59 [#00224451]
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Ctrl Alt Del say:
Go Funkmaster, you can do it!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-18 06:02 [#00224452]
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You lucky son of a bitch... go get her a ring, you must
father her children before somebody else does!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 08:24 [#00224508]
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"wait! she's a minor and u'r an adult! that's not right!!!

haha j/k"

Heh, maybe in that twisted backwards country you reside in,
but it be different up north :P



 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 11:41 [#00224592]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



Wow, I wish I met new girls, its all the same ones round
here that i'm not interested in going out with just for the
sake of it, know what I mean?


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-18 13:10 [#00224655]
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what did her finger taste/smell like?



 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-18 13:46 [#00224673]
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I'll have to punch her in the face and hurt her lip or
something, so then I can kiss it and make it better...
there, that's it!! :)

hehe


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:23 [#00224679]
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Why don't you kick her in the crotch for that matter?

Ohhh. That was in horrible taste... :(


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:26 [#00224681]
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Sockpuppet Bill Gates says:

"Well she IS a minor and that's NOT right. Nope. Buying over
smaller companies, downsizing them so that hundreds are
jobless and then breaking said company down into pieces to
whore off on the global market IS right though, its called
good business. So stay away from her you PERVERT!

Wait, does she know you're 19? And she's still willing to
date you? ............................. There's a problem.
Yup. I know girls like her and.. damn. Her reputation so far
doesn't sound too good but whatever toasts your
cookie.....PERVERT. HAWHAW, I'm just kidding... PERVERT! Oh
how I crack myself up.. Okay, I'm stopping now. Enjoy your
date at mcdonalds!"



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:28 [#00224682]
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You americans are so nearsighted sometimes.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:30 [#00224683]
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Sockpuppet Bill Gates says:

"He's the one sucking little girl's fingers.. Bill Gates had
nothing to do with this one."



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:32 [#00224685]
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She is only seventeen. Besides, Bill, I didn't hear you
trying to superimpose american law over another countries
that time you were in Thailand with an 11 year old girl.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:44 [#00224689]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



Sockpuppter Bill Gates says:

"That's a filthy lie. I'm married you dirty trollop of loose
morals! Besides, everyone knows I destroy developing
countries like Thailand with my multinational company, cheap
labor and holding back the tobin tax.. Sure, I cause those
little girls to whore but AS IF I'D ACTUALLY USE ONE?! Yuck.
He's in cananda, which is across the border.. its not like
he's in Germany so, its wrong.

People who seek company with those of significantly younger
age usually can't deal with mature relationships with people
of their own age.. its why they prey on the younger less
developed.. And whether you like it or not, she IS less
developed. I'm talking mainly mentally here.. think about
it.. How different were you at 17? Your mind changes and
grows and its this critical age that your supposed to grow a
conscious among other things.. looks like some need a little
more time in that department ehh? *nudge nudge* Therefore,
at such a time when you are rapidly changing and formulating
your own views and ideals to grow into an ADULT, you don't
need some husky male who's only interested in sucking your
finger and then DUMPING your whore ass. You don't need those
kind of life long regrets.. Its better to wait then anything
else, look at me?! I lost my virginity at age 27 and boy was
I happy to wait. Look where I am today? I didn't let pesky
things like my hormones get in the way and now I'm more
powerful then the government. All I'm saying is, I know her
type.. and I know HIS type. They shouldn't be together. The
End."



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:52 [#00224690]
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What are you talking about? The age of consent in Canada is
14?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:55 [#00224691]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



No waaayyy.. *goes to check it up* No way in hell. Its no
where near that low, it can't be.. I thought it was only
that young in GERMANY?! Wait, there was a webpage just for
these kind of disputes.. let me check it out.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:56 [#00224692]
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I was 15 when I first had sex with a 19 year old girl. It
was the first time I ever had sex. I think I was mature enuf
to deal with most of the reprocussions of protected sex with
an older partener at that age.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:59 [#00224693]
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Males are different.. The age of consent tends to be
different for the sexes in a LOT of countries for that
reason.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:00 [#00224694]
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In Japan for instance.. I think it was like legal for a 12
year old boy to have sex but a girl had to be 16, or 17?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 15:01 [#00224695]
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Yeah... usually females are more mature. Up untill they hit
the age of 20 or so their mental maturity is two years
higher than that of males. Isn't that the statistic?


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-05-18 15:01 [#00224696]
Points: 1027 Status: Regular



HEY!!!!! Screw off, d00ds! My older sister, 17, is going
out with a 21 year old, and they've had sex! And anyway my
parents see nothing wrong with a minor going out with
someone over 18. And anyway what difference does a 2 or 3
year contrast make anyway? As long as you two can get
along and not have that fact "come between you" >_<


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 15:03 [#00224699]
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Yeah... I don't know. A lot of people in the USA seem to
think that since the age of consent in most of the states is
18 (Its 16 in a couple if I am not mistaken) it should be
the same for every country in the world.

Its kind of the same thing as their crusade against
communism.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:04 [#00224702]
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you got a 19 year old when you were 15!? you lucky bastard!
how did you manage THAT..


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-05-18 15:06 [#00224704]
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Hmmm what do you mean by "consent"? Parental consent or
legal consent or something? Well I live in Canada, and as
far as I know there is no consent required for young couples
of such an age difference for having sex like that.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:07 [#00224708]
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haha, yeah, get your parents to write you a note =)


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-05-18 15:07 [#00224709]
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Yah, that is pretty lucky. I dunno he probably managed that
by getting her up in heat by playing the original Ventolin
at full killer volume! That'll work on any chick, although
I have not yet figured out why!


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:09 [#00224711]
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"Communism is WRONG!"

I was being facetious when I first started this actually.
Actually most of the time I was. I was in fact,
representative of old bill. There's nothing wrong really
with a 19 year old going out with a 17 year old I guess..
ERmm.. 17 and 21 though!? OHOHOHOHOHHO! No I won't go into
that..

What was your point though Death?! I knew a 15 year old
dating a 21 year old male and they were having ANAL sex. I'm
just saying... there are some mental differences.. I don't
believe the statistic that females are more mature then
males..nahh.. no way. I think a lot of teenage males are a
lot more mature then females and then they hit college..and
start slagging.. or partying.. Oh well... Not old bill.. No
parties for me! I made the right choice. *nods*"



 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:10 [#00224712]
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hah well funkamster is much more of a phil collins man =)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:11 [#00224714]
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I think females just tend to automatically believe they are
more mature than males...but it is often far from the truth,
I think many females just want to get one up on their peers


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:13 [#00224717]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



I think the legal consent is 16 in Canada, I'm pretty sure..
it BETTER be. 16 or 17 possibly.. or it could be 18. I don't
know. Who cares anymore?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:15 [#00224720]
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the fact that they NEED that one up would suggest that
individual is rather immature in the first place..haha.. I
think its individual more then it is about gender.


 


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