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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:05 [#00224382]
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Well, not really... but I worked with this super hot chick tonight, and she is so damn cool!!! She's gorgeous (excellent ass!!) and she has a great personallity to boot!! I even kissed her finger!!! I'm so happy, I can't wait to work with her again!!!
:)
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Raintube
from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:06 [#00224384]
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haha :) kissed her finger.. may i ask why?.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:08 [#00224385]
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oh, she just said she cut it or something, so I asked if I could kiss it and make it better... and she let me!!! SCORE!!! ;)
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:11 [#00224388]
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she even said she was picturing me in a thong!! :)
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revpersona
from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:12 [#00224390]
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omg, too much information!!!!!
Otherwise, go you!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:12 [#00224391]
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hehe... :)
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revpersona
from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:13 [#00224392]
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How old is she?
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:14 [#00224393]
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well, 17 I was told... but I'm not really sure... but if she is 17, well I'm only 19 so it's not that bad... and she is damn hot... what an ass dammit!!! :)
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Duble0Syx
from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:14 [#00224394]
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Go be the Pimpmaster...
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revpersona
from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:16 [#00224395]
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Yeah, 17 isn't bad man. Good luck with this one young grasshopper.
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:17 [#00224396]
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next time you see her play "ventolin" that'll help you loads!!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:19 [#00224399]
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yeah, I'll keep that in mind!!! :)
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:25 [#00224404]
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wait! she's a minor and u'r an adult! that's not right!!!
haha j/k
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:25 [#00224405]
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it's funny though, cause me and this other guy was around her all night... it was so obvious we wanted her!! :)
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:29 [#00224407]
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well man one of these days u gotta go for her lips!
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:30 [#00224408]
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well... only if u want to. didnt mean to force u or anything
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:31 [#00224409]
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hehe, well I'd like to... I'll have to keep working on it... I'll have to punch her in the face and hurt her lip or something, so then I can kiss it and make it better... there, that's it!! :)
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-05-18 04:33 [#00224410]
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lmao
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spoonz
from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:33 [#00224411]
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ahhh you're too funny..
go for it, and explain in a month or something..haha
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-18 04:34 [#00224412]
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hehe... :)
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-05-18 05:22 [#00224432]
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she sounds flirty, but nice go for it man!
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Ctrl Alt Del
from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-05-18 05:59 [#00224451]
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Ctrl Alt Del say: Go Funkmaster, you can do it!
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-18 06:02 [#00224452]
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You lucky son of a bitch... go get her a ring, you must father her children before somebody else does!
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 08:24 [#00224508]
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"wait! she's a minor and u'r an adult! that's not right!!!
haha j/k"
Heh, maybe in that twisted backwards country you reside in, but it be different up north :P
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 11:41 [#00224592]
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Wow, I wish I met new girls, its all the same ones round here that i'm not interested in going out with just for the sake of it, know what I mean?
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-18 13:10 [#00224655]
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what did her finger taste/smell like?
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Nexus 6
from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-18 13:46 [#00224673]
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I'll have to punch her in the face and hurt her lip or something, so then I can kiss it and make it better... there, that's it!! :)
hehe
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:23 [#00224679]
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Why don't you kick her in the crotch for that matter?
Ohhh. That was in horrible taste... :(
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:26 [#00224681]
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Sockpuppet Bill Gates says:
"Well she IS a minor and that's NOT right. Nope. Buying over smaller companies, downsizing them so that hundreds are jobless and then breaking said company down into pieces to whore off on the global market IS right though, its called good business. So stay away from her you PERVERT!
Wait, does she know you're 19? And she's still willing to date you? ............................. There's a problem. Yup. I know girls like her and.. damn. Her reputation so far doesn't sound too good but whatever toasts your cookie.....PERVERT. HAWHAW, I'm just kidding... PERVERT! Oh how I crack myself up.. Okay, I'm stopping now. Enjoy your date at mcdonalds!"
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:28 [#00224682]
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You americans are so nearsighted sometimes.
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:30 [#00224683]
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Sockpuppet Bill Gates says:
"He's the one sucking little girl's fingers.. Bill Gates had nothing to do with this one."
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:32 [#00224685]
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She is only seventeen. Besides, Bill, I didn't hear you trying to superimpose american law over another countries that time you were in Thailand with an 11 year old girl.
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:44 [#00224689]
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Sockpuppter Bill Gates says:
"That's a filthy lie. I'm married you dirty trollop of loose morals! Besides, everyone knows I destroy developing countries like Thailand with my multinational company, cheap labor and holding back the tobin tax.. Sure, I cause those little girls to whore but AS IF I'D ACTUALLY USE ONE?! Yuck. He's in cananda, which is across the border.. its not like he's in Germany so, its wrong.
People who seek company with those of significantly younger age usually can't deal with mature relationships with people of their own age.. its why they prey on the younger less developed.. And whether you like it or not, she IS less developed. I'm talking mainly mentally here.. think about it.. How different were you at 17? Your mind changes and grows and its this critical age that your supposed to grow a conscious among other things.. looks like some need a little more time in that department ehh? *nudge nudge* Therefore, at such a time when you are rapidly changing and formulating your own views and ideals to grow into an ADULT, you don't need some husky male who's only interested in sucking your finger and then DUMPING your whore ass. You don't need those kind of life long regrets.. Its better to wait then anything else, look at me?! I lost my virginity at age 27 and boy was I happy to wait. Look where I am today? I didn't let pesky things like my hormones get in the way and now I'm more powerful then the government. All I'm saying is, I know her type.. and I know HIS type. They shouldn't be together. The End."
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:52 [#00224690]
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What are you talking about? The age of consent in Canada is 14?
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:55 [#00224691]
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No waaayyy.. *goes to check it up* No way in hell. Its no where near that low, it can't be.. I thought it was only that young in GERMANY?! Wait, there was a webpage just for these kind of disputes.. let me check it out.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 14:56 [#00224692]
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I was 15 when I first had sex with a 19 year old girl. It was the first time I ever had sex. I think I was mature enuf to deal with most of the reprocussions of protected sex with an older partener at that age.
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 14:59 [#00224693]
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Males are different.. The age of consent tends to be different for the sexes in a LOT of countries for that reason.
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:00 [#00224694]
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In Japan for instance.. I think it was like legal for a 12 year old boy to have sex but a girl had to be 16, or 17?
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 15:01 [#00224695]
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Yeah... usually females are more mature. Up untill they hit the age of 20 or so their mental maturity is two years higher than that of males. Isn't that the statistic?
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Deathsmith
from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-05-18 15:01 [#00224696]
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HEY!!!!! Screw off, d00ds! My older sister, 17, is going out with a 21 year old, and they've had sex! And anyway my parents see nothing wrong with a minor going out with someone over 18. And anyway what difference does a 2 or 3 year contrast make anyway? As long as you two can get along and not have that fact "come between you" >_<
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-18 15:03 [#00224699]
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Yeah... I don't know. A lot of people in the USA seem to think that since the age of consent in most of the states is 18 (Its 16 in a couple if I am not mistaken) it should be the same for every country in the world.
Its kind of the same thing as their crusade against communism.
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:04 [#00224702]
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you got a 19 year old when you were 15!? you lucky bastard! how did you manage THAT..
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Deathsmith
from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-05-18 15:06 [#00224704]
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Hmmm what do you mean by "consent"? Parental consent or legal consent or something? Well I live in Canada, and as far as I know there is no consent required for young couples of such an age difference for having sex like that.
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:07 [#00224708]
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haha, yeah, get your parents to write you a note =)
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Deathsmith
from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-05-18 15:07 [#00224709]
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Yah, that is pretty lucky. I dunno he probably managed that by getting her up in heat by playing the original Ventolin at full killer volume! That'll work on any chick, although I have not yet figured out why!
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:09 [#00224711]
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"Communism is WRONG!"
I was being facetious when I first started this actually. Actually most of the time I was. I was in fact, representative of old bill. There's nothing wrong really with a 19 year old going out with a 17 year old I guess.. ERmm.. 17 and 21 though!? OHOHOHOHOHHO! No I won't go into that..
What was your point though Death?! I knew a 15 year old dating a 21 year old male and they were having ANAL sex. I'm just saying... there are some mental differences.. I don't believe the statistic that females are more mature then males..nahh.. no way. I think a lot of teenage males are a lot more mature then females and then they hit college..and start slagging.. or partying.. Oh well... Not old bill.. No parties for me! I made the right choice. *nods*"
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:10 [#00224712]
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hah well funkamster is much more of a phil collins man =)
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-18 15:11 [#00224714]
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I think females just tend to automatically believe they are more mature than males...but it is often far from the truth, I think many females just want to get one up on their peers
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:13 [#00224717]
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I think the legal consent is 16 in Canada, I'm pretty sure.. it BETTER be. 16 or 17 possibly.. or it could be 18. I don't know. Who cares anymore?
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Thelonious Punk
from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-18 15:15 [#00224720]
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the fact that they NEED that one up would suggest that individual is rather immature in the first place..haha.. I think its individual more then it is about gender.
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