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WARRIOR
on 2001-07-09 16:04 [#00013411]
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IT`S OFFICIAL. APHEX IS YET AGAIN CHANGING HIS NAME. I SAW IT ON A WHITE LABEL OF HIS NEW SINGLE CALLED "GULFDR". MY COUSIN WORKS FOR WARP RECORDS. HE`S GONNA CHANGE IT TO "FLILPK". THOUGHT I`D INFORM YOU. HE`S A CONFUSING BASTARD!
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Chimp Systems
from Appy Ard Kor on 2001-07-09 16:08 [#00013413]
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If that's true, that's a shit name. Sounds like a fucking Autechre song title. If it's not true, your cousin is a wag.
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pauwl
on 2001-07-09 16:59 [#00013450]
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my mum works at warp and she said hes changing his name to Brian...straight up, honest.
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hevquip
from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-09 17:28 [#00013456]
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i work at warp and i often find richey playing with his "bollocks" in the closet or under the table during business meetings. this often gets me quite perturbed/turned on. i am not a liar.
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Chilled
from up in yo ass with the resurrection! on 2001-07-09 20:06 [#00013490]
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WHAT GETS ME TURNED ON IS WHEN I SHOVE MY HARD COCK UP A DOGS ASS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>()
GODD HALDFHLKDHOTYREUIYT!
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-09 20:33 [#00013507]
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my grandads the nightwatchman at warp records, and he says that rich d james is realy called timmy pattell. and that when the studios close for the first breaktime (11:00) timmy likes nothing more than to steal other warp artists lunchboxes and swap the lunches about so that mira ends up eating plaids dairylee triangles the chaos ensues????
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recycle
from here on 2001-07-09 22:05 [#00013536]
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my best friend is a tree at warp and he says: 1)bark bark bark bark 2)richard is changing his name to ucuntqessminame
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Adolf Hitler
on 2001-07-10 12:40 [#00013755]
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I getting an erection
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm
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Chimp Systems
from Appy Arrd Korr on 2001-07-10 12:43 [#00013756]
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How are you getting an erection, you cockless fucking toddler?
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depends on my current tariff.
on 2001-07-10 16:17 [#00013822]
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well, my great uncles youngest grandad works at warp as a fridgemagnet and he says that rich enjoys chewing down on broken glass whilst fucking handfuls of muddygrass. and his new album isn't called drukqs its called 'stench'. will that do? oh, and chris cunningham apparently isn't involved in the advertising just yet, but clive dunn is-thats right expect plenty of clive dunn masks ala 'grandad'. each cd of the new album has a bonus cd with no music on it but plenty of 'musak'.
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hevquip
from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-10 16:23 [#00013825]
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richey poo is my lover and he says you're all wrong!
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depends on my current tariff.
from . on 2001-07-10 16:28 [#00013826]
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are you french & mad?? richs missus is french & mad. she talks absolute bollox as well. soz if that really is you...no offense..oooh ive gone all two faced...
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FIST
on 2001-07-10 21:33 [#00013925]
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FIST
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vinegar spoooof
from hands so big they stop satelites on 2001-07-11 09:28 [#00014079]
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intersting-i see what you mean...and it works on so many levels...
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-=[MC PhuQheAd]=-
from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-11 10:05 [#00014088]
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My girlfriend knows a taxi-driver who knows a guy who has a reliable source to Warp Records in the early ninetees and he says that Richard changes his name to:
KAG
It's obvious that this is an anagram to GAK.
Oh btw, I don't lie.
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Puffkönig
from Not-England on 2001-07-11 10:24 [#00014096]
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you ALL are wrong. My little sister is aphex and told me he will change his name in 'Twin Aphes'. That is the only truth.
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Richard D
on 2001-07-11 20:23 [#00014298]
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You are all wrong. I don't know how you came to the idea that i will change my name.
I'll always use the Aphex Twin and AFX names. For some side-projects also Polygon and Caustic Window.
That is the only truth!
Ok, stay tuned for the new album. You have all waited so long, now it is time to drukqs.
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zetre
on 2001-07-11 20:29 [#00014299]
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I´m pretty sure Drukqs will knock my socks off.. I can feel it..yeah..whatever...
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bob the knob
on 2001-07-11 21:42 [#00014304]
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My uncles, cousins, daughters, boyfriends, uncles, sons, daughters, friends, brother, walked by warp records once... he said he was changing his name to terd
this is 100% true
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visionofpanic
on 2001-07-12 01:40 [#00014342]
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30 tracks in 90 minutes.....short
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Funny Little MAN
from South Park, Colorado on 2001-07-12 02:57 [#00014345]
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Your all wrong, Aphex Twin came up to my door himself yesterday and told me he's changing his name John McCartney.
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po{e} replacement
from New-England on 2001-07-12 08:26 [#00014383]
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nono that CAN'T be right. when i visited his mother, she told me that he will change his name in bob marley and will change his music. his father told me, that he has moved jamaica.
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od
from perth on 2001-07-12 09:10 [#00014387]
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excuse me.....
but this is fucking hilarious
well done guys
i almost cacked myself laughing at work
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-=[MC PhuQheAd]=-
from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-12 09:11 [#00014388]
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You also work at WARP, right?
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handledelicccca
from hands so big they stop satelites on 2001-07-12 11:16 [#00014429]
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lets face it-theres a little bit of warp in all of us, right kids? & dont eat south african oranges.
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-=[MC PhuQheAd]=-
from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-12 11:34 [#00014437]
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Ooops, too late! :-(
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handledelicccca
from hands so big they stop satelites on 2001-07-12 12:21 [#00014451]
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dont worry mate, just as long as your orange is ...erm...vegetarian. oh & don't eat yellow snow.
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