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offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-13 22:46 [#00218408]
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if you came home and found richard in your bed, what would
you say/do?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-13 22:46 [#00218411]
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....Depends on what he's wearing


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-13 22:47 [#00218413]
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I'd say:

BITCH fix my breakfast!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-13 23:03 [#00218422]
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anything you desire!
whatever stokes your boiler


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-05-13 23:29 [#00218438]
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I would give him a "Dutch Oven".......


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-13 23:49 [#00218466]
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I would get naked!!!!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-05-13 23:49 [#00218467]
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Is that any relation to a rim job? or hand to gland combat?


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-05-13 23:50 [#00218471]
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a dutch oven is when you let a NICE BIG FART under the
sheets and let it get nice and ripe before letting it out
for your partner in bed to smell and enjoy...LOL


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-05-13 23:52 [#00218478]
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thanks!


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-05-13 23:53 [#00218479]
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"come to daddy" !!!

ha ha

jk

or am i .....?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-13 23:58 [#00218488]
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No, you aren't =)

I say 'put you're knickers on and make me a cup of tea!'


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-05-14 00:02 [#00218490]
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They live under the forest canopy you muppet!

Dave Angel


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-05-14 00:03 [#00218491]
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You guys are so funny!

:)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 00:05 [#00218493]
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haha, I watched that quite recently

DAVE ANGEL - ECO WARRIOR

MONKFISH!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-05-14 00:07 [#00218496]
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I would be very surpriced and hit him in the head with a
stick !!!
Then i would calm down and offer him some coffe or
something.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 00:08 [#00218497]
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oops I can't spell, original post 'your'

fast show is always on PlayUK.

bonoestente pussy cat,
eththththth-ethethehtththechriswaddlesminkypinky scorchio

cumulonimbus! aargh


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-05-14 00:11 [#00218499]
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Scorchio


 

offline Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-05-14 00:12 [#00218500]
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1 reason not to visit holland i guess....:)


 

offline Daphex_Dewine from Lilla Edet (Sweden) on 2002-05-14 00:25 [#00218507]
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I Would Begin To Cry, And Then I Would Ask Him What He Was
Doing in My Bed =)


 

offline Beezle Easel from Over yonder on 2002-05-14 00:50 [#00218526]
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I'd make him buy me a new one. Theres no tellin what he'd
do to it.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-14 11:44 [#00218947]
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I would faire his croquette au chien!!!!


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 11:53 [#00218951]
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Lol.......


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-14 13:05 [#00219040]
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what if you came home and found harold bishop in your bed,
what would
you say/do?



 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 13:17 [#00219056]
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I reckon he's a homosexual


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-14 13:19 [#00219057]
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Who is he?



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-14 13:31 [#00219074]
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harold bishop is basiclly an obese, tuba playing ned
flanders. and hes clearly not gay, coz his tripping over his
chins to please rosie, the secudtive vicar

watch neighbours its the best comedy/soap there is!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-14 13:39 [#00219080]
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hes in my pic


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-14 13:43 [#00219086]
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he's ugly!

I think I would buy myself a new bed!


 

offline uzim on 2002-05-14 15:49 [#00219253]
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i'd ask him to stop frightening my cute little teddy bears!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-05-14 15:52 [#00219259]
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id ask him to go upstairs and frighten my sister
mhuuhahahaha .. she'll think hes a ghost "ooo noo i can
REALLY see ghosts"


 


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