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Last night some bitch slipped something into my drink. I don’t know what but I didn’t react well to it at all. I couldn’t remember my name and kept freaking out. My friends managed to get me home and I had a really rough night. Morning came and I felt like shit, I had a huge bump on my head of which my friends say I got on one of the frequent trips to the ground and an unpleasant headache to go with it plus a sketchy memory from the night before. I put avril 14th on loop and went to bed. Now 7 hours later I feel totally refreshed and apart from the bump on my head am fine again and I know that the music had something to do with it. What an amazing track... _TB_ |
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slap the bitch |
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brings me out of lil spells of depression |
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One time, i was slumming it in the rougher parts of hertfordshire....when some bigger boys came up to me and poked me in the eye! I reached for my copy of drukqs- and my retina was re-attached in no time! Thank you richard, i owe my depth perception to you |
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one time, I purchased drukqs and while looking at the inlay walking down the street I fell into a hole in the road and was tarmacked over and and spend my days here typing from the afterlife. which was nice. |
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that explains the tombstone in the middle of the road saying: Here lies b3n Beloved yorkshireman Should have looked where he was going The dozy git |
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that track is some hovis advert shit - it's the worst one on the album |
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Here's a tip, god uses AMD, so should you! |
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what's amd? |
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a processor...doh, killed the joke! |
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still don't understand |
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ah fuck it now its REALLY dead |
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avril 14 isnt strong enough to bring it back to life...we may have to resort to avril 28, its twice as poweful |
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sorry ! |
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I waited half a lifetime for that joke! |
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guess you will have to wait alot longer |
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ive seen the clawhammer and it is dense |
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ive seen uranus. its huge and full of gas |
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I don't get it. :) |
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maybe you should use AMD, apparenty god does :) |
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