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Chimp Systems from Millwangle on 2001-07-06 16:00 [#00012841]



Put your hand down now, your boss is staring at you.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-07-06 16:07 [#00012844]



My hand is in the air.

I once heard a funny word for minge, it was wizard's Sleeve.


 

Chimp Systems from Millwangle on 2001-07-06 16:10 [#00012845]



This isn't very gentlemanly, but when I was at school, if a
girl had a giant fanny, we used to say she had a 'Mary like
a welly-top'. It's bad I know but. . . godammit it's
perfect.


 

rubbish john on 2001-07-06 16:29 [#00012853]



i hate work. it sucks donkeys.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-07-06 16:36 [#00012854]



Chimp,

You said elsewhere that you used to be on smack, what is the
feeling like / can it be described in words ?

Is it better than other things.

I do not plan on having it, but I am interested to hear
peoples views.

If you do not want to discuss this I will not be offended ?


 

Chimp Systems from Millwangle on 2001-07-06 16:42 [#00012856]



I don't mind talking about it all, as long as people don't
take this as condoning it . . . You aren't really 'out of
it' as such, you don't get that weird chemical feel you do
on LSD or E. It feels like an angel is holding you,
whispering in your ear that you can do no wrong, that your
every move and word is graceful and that the whole world is
unfolding as it should. If you take quite a lot at once, you
keep 'nodding-out', which is a bit like when you can't stay
awake and you keep involuntarily lolling your head forwards
and closing your eyes, only it feels like you are sleeping
into a gorgeous, safe hibernation. It's quite a cowardly
drug really, as all your problems seem remote and
unimportant. . . For the love of god though, don't take all
that as a recommendation.


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-06 17:21 [#00012883]



smack is for,
wanna be mommas boys! who didnt get enough love!
smoke the old funky it never made anyone beat up on there
grandmother for gold teeth!


 

Chimp Systems from Millwangle on 2001-07-06 17:25 [#00012885]



Yeah, I mean, you'd know. Pot smokers are wannabe
smackheads. Only youse ain't got the ego neccessary to hold
the habit down. Stew Dent.


 

Chimp Systems from Millwangle on 2001-07-06 17:29 [#00012886]



Anyway, I'm going home now, if anyone is in London at the
weekend come to The Clinic, Chinatown, on Saturday, to see
me and our kid DJ like drunken kung fu masters. And bring
some pills please, cuz ours have fallen thru . . . :0)


 


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