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\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-05 17:52 [#00012523]



Hi people, as you know I have some problem with my English
language and I should study it better...
Today I have a question for you: What's the meaning of
"lol"? Manytime I see it on the boards but I don't know what
does it mean...
I think it's like say "Okay", isn't it?

Please, help the WooÆ’er to improve his knowledge...

\/\/


 

recycle from work on 2001-07-05 17:56 [#00012525]



hey woofey !!!!
it means "laugh out loud" it something that the non-kool
peeps do. they think its funny and amusing when actually
they need to recycle more and be kind ot the
pees.............

i hope tool tours back here in the summer or fall
time...................


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-05 18:10 [#00012526]



Recycle: Thanx, I understood the mean, but I don't
understand why people use this phrase at the end of some
Topic.

\/\/Æ’



 

RECYCLE from roca,ne on 2001-07-05 23:43 [#00012589]



they think its kool

two men walked into a bar...one ducked !!!! lol or not
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

Scary Bear on 2001-07-06 00:16 [#00012608]



:-( I use it all the time.

I'm not cool. Nooooooooooooooooo.

Recycle: Have faces gone out of fashion too? Am I less
cooler still?


 

od from perth on 2001-07-06 05:39 [#00012624]



people use it instead of saying haha or heheh

coz its handy i spose

faces will never go out of style, man!
the :) has been round since the 60s, hasmt it??


 

evolume from seattle washington U.S.a on 2001-07-06 06:25 [#00012627]



use it at the end of a sentence to show that you are
laughing at what you wrote like this.

i like boobs lol

see i think boobs are funny so i laughed..?

try this one
rofl = rolling on the floor laughing
lmao = laugh my ass off
or
roflmao = rolling on floor laughing my ass off.

cya


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 07:18 [#00012648]



I know the mean of "lol" finally, thanx to everybody.
It's mean... "AH, AH, AH!!!"
I'll use this phrase in the future...

\/\/
*lol*


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 14:17 [#00012751]



2nd lesson...

Today I ask to you: "What is a cunt?"
This word isn't on my english dictionary...

\/\/Æ’


 

-=[MC PhuQheAd]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:21 [#00012753]



"cunt" is another word for "vagina". But in a more or less
crude way. Such as
"penis" - "dick"
"breasts" - "tits"

Usally this word is only used with females but to my
knowledge, people from Scotland use this word often to
offend themselves. (Like in Trainspotting).

Correct me if I am wrong.


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 14:24 [#00012755]



MC: Thanx... now I know the site www.drukqs.com call us
"Cunts"... ... ... nice... isn't it? ... gulp ....

\/\/Æ’


 

wizards teeth on 2001-07-06 14:25 [#00012756]



A cunt is a very rude word

I am aware of scottish people, this word is a common word in
scotland

On christmas day it would be acceptable to say to your
mother and father, "Hello mother, hello father happy
christmas you cunts"

If you ever visit the queen do not say, "Hey queen pleased
to meet you, how are your corgis you smelly cunt".

You will get shot if you said this


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:25 [#00012757]



I feel it is probably one of the most vulgar words you can
use. In the Uk it can be used to insult anyone nasty or
spiteful. Many many people dislike it intensely. very crude


 

-=[MC PhuQheAd]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:25 [#00012758]



And another thing:

If you will ever be interviewed on television and say
"cunt", you'll be probably beeped. To put it another way:
Don't use this word too often....

*lol*


 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 14:25 [#00012760]



anyone can be a cunt, if they do something cunty or are
acting like a cunt.


 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 14:28 [#00012763]



.....or if they look like a cunt....they would have to be
looking pretty bad, not that an actual cunt is bad looking,
specially if its shaved.....ahem..i have to go


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:29 [#00012764]



writing it isnt too bad for me. It seems just as bad as
writing fuck *obviously still bad*, but saying it and
hearing it kinda makes me sick. So aggressive and nasty and
used just as much in the rest of Britain as it is in
Scotland.


 

-=[MC PhuQheAd]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:29 [#00012765]



It's just interesting. For a foreigner (like me, German),
"cunt" does not seem to be one of the crudest words in
English language. About ten years ago I had a porn mag
entitled "New Cunts" and I thought for several years that
would be the company's name or something....


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 14:30 [#00012767]



Chicken Paste Man I hope You wrote "I am a chicken paste
man!!" to info@drukqz.com

*lol*

\/\/Æ’


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:30 [#00012768]



... If they look like a cunt, then they look like a nasty
piece of work, a liar or someone who's two faced. Can be
used for males and females.


 

-=[MC PhuQheAd]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:32 [#00012769]



But it's much more heard in the UK as in the US, right?


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:33 [#00012770]



oh yea...shite loads.

Tell me -=[MC PhuQheAd]=-? What do you think is the most
vulgar word in Germany? *German/English translation. My
German is rusty :)*


 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 14:34 [#00012771]



Main Entry: cunt
Pronunciation: 'k&nt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German
kunte female pudenda
Date: 14th century
1 usually obscene : the female pudenda; also : coitus with a
woman
2 usually disparaging and obscene :

more in england yes


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 14:35 [#00012772]



MC: It's the same for me. Cunt sound isn't so bad... but I'm
a foreigner...
It could be the name of a Beer, or the name of a Washing
Machine or the name of Horror Movie like "The Cunt
Dracula"...

lol

\/\/¤¤ƒer


 

rubbish john on 2001-07-06 14:37 [#00012773]



i think the use of the word "cunt" is really funny. check
out the drukqs site.


 

-=[MC PhuQheAd]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:38 [#00012774]



It's interesting. As far as I can see from your thoughts
about the word cunt, I also have to say that "Fotze" (which
means cunt) is the crudest word in German language.

Another very bad word is "Hurensohn" which means "son of a
bitch" roughly translated, but it's more like "son of a
whore" which some people might take too serious.

Uuuaaahh. Vulgar language is not cool. (sometimes ;-)


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:40 [#00012775]



I'm no expert on the word but it aint nice. Twat is very
slightly less nasty, but used just as much. I'm very ashamed
at my country for having the nastiest humour. It's my only
problem with the UK. People here thinkits funny to call
someone a cunt, have a laugh. I've you called a foreign
vistor, whom you knew, a cunt; They'd wonder what they had
done wrong. Very emmbaressed.


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-06 14:40 [#00012776]



it wasn't me.
is someone trying to take all the credit for my paste
magic?
if there is an imposter at large, i bet they have a large
amount of stickle back fishes rammed into their pants by
mean little midgets.


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:41 [#00012777]



People here are cunts. Ironic


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:43 [#00012778]



Man! We've had over 20 responses for this cunt thing! woah


 

-=[mCp]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:45 [#00012779]



Is "twat" the same as "cunt"?


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:49 [#00012782]



exactly. I'd imagine a twat to be hairyier though. dunno
why

Is there any other words that we weird British people use
that you dont know?

PS I feel ashamed sometimes that you lot spell better than
me too.

:"-(


 

-=[mCp]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:54 [#00012785]



I have to say that I learned more American English in
Germany. (you might know that American forces took place in
around Frankfurt after WW2), so I got lots of American
mates.

I just remembered cunt because it's used so often in Danny
Boyle's "Trainspotting" starring Ewan McGregor.

"Twat" I heard once before but I think it was on some Hip
Hop Wu-Tang stuff or something....

Oh yeah, what a "bloke"?


 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 14:54 [#00012786]



yup, this cunt issue is very popular, personally i like the
word


 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 14:55 [#00012787]



punani is a good word for cunt as well


 

-=[MC PhuQheAd]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-06 14:55 [#00012788]



PS: I ain't got nothing against "weird" people. I almost
like everybody... :-)


 

Chimp Systems from Millwangle on 2001-07-06 14:56 [#00012789]



My favourite other word for cunt would have to be
'Jesus-Boat'. Or 'Deckchair Swingdoor'.


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:57 [#00012790]



Bloke means man. usually a stranger but its a friendly term
but not as superficial as the word Gentleman. I've got a
meeting now *yes I'm at work but its quiet at the mo!* but
keep em coming. I'll be back in 1/2 an hour!


 

-=[mCp]=- from Frankfurt on 2001-07-06 14:57 [#00012791]



I mean, what does the word "bloke" mean?


 

-=[mCp]=- on 2001-07-06 14:58 [#00012792]



OK!



 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 14:59 [#00012793]



I use muff, vagge or fish box. Or a well used one is a
bucket! ergh. anywayz...see ya



 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 14:59 [#00012794]



a bloke is a geezer innit, you twat


 

-=[mCp]=- on 2001-07-06 14:59 [#00012795]



Woofer, you're Italian, right?


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 15:00 [#00012796]



"Do you want a cup of Cunt?"
"Yes, why not..."

"Please, Can I have a Big Cunt Burgher?"

Cunt or not Cunt, this is the problem...

Other AFX examples about the word "cunt":

Cow Cunt Is A Twin...
Caustic Cunt
Cunt Window
Selected Cunt Works...
Universal Indicator Cunt series...
Cunt Attack!!!...
WooferCunt!!!, etc... etc... etc...

okay, I stop it... sorry... but it's too funny...

\/\/Æ’



 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 15:00 [#00012797]



yea, duh. Thats what I said! bloke, geezza, man. cunt


 

\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-07-06 15:02 [#00012799]



MC: Yes, from Milan.

\/\/Æ’


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 15:02 [#00012800]



too many responses. getting too mixed up! meeting not
started yet! w a n t g o h o m e ! AAAAAarghblergh


 

pauwl on 2001-07-06 15:03 [#00012802]



its all go in here, what a bunch of cunts


 

-=[mCp]=- on 2001-07-06 15:03 [#00012803]



I recently saw an Italian movie on TV. It was called "Paura
nella cita die morti viventi" or something...

Do you think you can translate it?


 

Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2001-07-06 15:03 [#00012804]



its just a big pile of vagge bashers!


 


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