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What would you say to god?
 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-04-28 21:32 [#00198452]
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i'd tell him to bend over and i'd get out my super duper
rubber flab and jam it up his ass just like he did to all of
us.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-04-29 00:26 [#00198678]
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Id call him a FuttBucker !


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-04-29 02:56 [#00198829]
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yo who's you cracka! drop dem Nikes off yo ass before I
blast you mutha fucka !!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-29 08:40 [#00199017]
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I wouldn't say anything. If god wanted to ask ME something
though I suppose I could spend a couple minutes putting his
naive curious mind at ease.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-29 08:54 [#00199035]
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god creates dinosaurs, god kills dinosaurs, god creates man,
man creates dinosaurs, man kills god, woman inherits the
earth.

I'd ask god if he honestly admires my art composed in the
medium of gluing forks in interesting patterns on the
ceiling.


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-29 08:54 [#00199036]
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I'd say:

Rezpect my authoritayyyy!!!!

 

offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-29 08:56 [#00199039]
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i talk to him everyday...cursing and prayer...i try not to
curse, but it's just the old 'oh my god!!' type of
stuff...do none of you pray then or go to church? (i don;t
go to church much)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-29 08:59 [#00199045]
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church has nothing to do with god

 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-29 08:59 [#00199048]
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diastole1 ,....U sinning bastard! remove that avatar-pic at
once!!
U disrespectful church-going ~@*$%^&

 

offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-29 09:05 [#00199055]
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there's nothing disrepectful...it's how you look at
things...i have been one of lifes great sinners, no-one is
perfect...jesus loves everyone, but hates the things we do
causing sin, he feels our pain, we can have as many goes as
we like to do the right things, god loves it when we try!!
it's never too late...shit man...the amount of stuff i have
done in my life, i thought i was well beyond any repent...i
still do bad things, but not nearly as much...ok, i'm done
preaching...


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-29 09:09 [#00199058]
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amen

 

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