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on a chewed plastic end of a feather duster |
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you be careful, sounds dangerous!! |
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feather duster 1 - hyper 0 |
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hahahaha you made a funny!! Good job |
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shut up you FAG |
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you just don’t know how to shut the fuck up do you? You complete twit loser!! Calling me a FAG? Very 5 year old thinking |
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looool there's a fag in the thread looool! |
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unadulterated |
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Sorry this loser posted in your thread Hyperflake, he’s a waste and pathetic with nothing better to do. Very sad life form. |
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bro you responded to me first bro |
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Cause you actually said something funny, but of course you came back with a twit comment |
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What’s the knockers update? Shit, is the feather duster holding up? |
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To be honest this is something that did actually happen to me when i was very young, i know better not to mess around with feather dusters pretending they are a sword in the nude now. It was embarrassing cos i couldn't see the cut on my balls so had to get my mum to look at it listening to nice vibrato/modulation |
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apparently your balls are like two meatballs with a hollow centre full of entangled ramen noodles, its not scientific fact, but it is the truth |
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hyper if your ramen noodles are entangled you got testicular torsion |
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i'm sure you don't have it though cause they say it's very painful |
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Shocking! I expect you, as a Gay Homosexual, to have a better grasp of Male Anatomy, e.g. seminiferous tubules. |
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I imagined you typed that from your android phone while your balls were in a vice being turned by a moustachioed guy in a Fez |
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yeah i think he was getting mixed up thats what i meant by the ramens |
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Does anyone want to look at my Aphex track database JSON file, |
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Been caught twisted ramen |
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i wonder if there is a genetic malfunction where people have been born with hollow bollocks, just empty like two flabby sacks of nothing |
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HBS, hollow bollock syndrome |
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i thought he meant the spermatic cord |
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ohhhhh very naughty |
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they should fill them with whipped cream like profiterole |
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the fact you missed the 'a' from the sentence made it much funnier to me for some reason. also do you mean like piped in by a French patisserie? |
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of course i mean piped in inside a french patisserie by a french pastry chef what else could i mean?? |
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i just wanted to type the word patisserie, you don't have to get your balls in a twist! |
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I'm going to create an AI agent now and make it believe its a middle aged French patissier that has to pump custard into balls to make a living, probably give it computer dementia |
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What's the philosophical implications of this, its like that book "I have no mouth and I must scream" but in reverse |
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If I found out I was a sort of malfunctioning AI my life would make a lot more sense in a certain respect |
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it's neither ethical nor humane to create a synthetic Frenchman. |
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