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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-23 02:24 [#02642336]
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on a chewed plastic end of a feather duster


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-23 17:28 [#02642343]
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you be careful, sounds dangerous!!


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-23 18:47 [#02642344]
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feather duster 1 - hyper 0


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-23 19:40 [#02642345]
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hahahaha you made a funny!!
Good job


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 12:15 [#02642353]
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shut up you FAG


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 12:23 [#02642354]
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you just don’t know how to shut the fuck up do you? You
complete twit loser!!
Calling me a FAG? Very 5 year old thinking


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 12:46 [#02642355]
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looool there's a fag in the thread looool!


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 12:47 [#02642356]
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unadulterated


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 13:04 [#02642357]
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Sorry this loser posted in your thread Hyperflake, he’s a
waste and pathetic with nothing better to do. Very sad life
form.


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 13:17 [#02642358]
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bro you responded to me first bro


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 15:38 [#02642359]
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Cause you actually said something funny, but of course you
came back with a twit comment


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 15:46 [#02642360]
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What’s the knockers update?
Shit, is the feather duster holding up?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 17:47 [#02642361]
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To be honest this is something that did actually happen to
me when i was very young, i know better not to mess around
with feather dusters pretending they are a sword in the nude
now. It was embarrassing cos i couldn't see the cut on my
balls so had to get my mum to look at it

listening to LAZY_TITLE nice vibrato/modulation


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 17:48 [#02642362]
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apparently your balls are like two meatballs with a hollow
centre full of entangled ramen noodles, its not scientific
fact, but it is the truth


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 18:37 [#02642363]
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hyper if your ramen noodles are entangled you got testicular
torsion


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 18:37 [#02642364]
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i'm sure you don't have it though cause they say it's very
painful


 

offline Tony Danza from Fabulous Hollywood on 2025-03-24 18:55 [#02642365]
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Shocking! I expect you, as a Gay Homosexual, to have a
better grasp of Male Anatomy, e.g. seminiferous tubules.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 19:24 [#02642366]
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I imagined you typed that from your android phone while your
balls were in a vice being turned by a moustachioed guy in a
Fez


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 19:25 [#02642367]
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yeah i think he was getting mixed up thats what i meant by
the ramens


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 19:43 [#02642368]
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LAZY_TITLE Does anyone want to look at my Aphex track
database JSON file,


 

offline RussellDust on 2025-03-24 19:59 [#02642372]
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Been caught twisted ramen


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 20:11 [#02642388]
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i wonder if there is a genetic malfunction where people have
been born with hollow bollocks, just empty like two flabby
sacks of nothing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 20:11 [#02642389]
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HBS, hollow bollock syndrome


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 21:56 [#02642425]
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i thought he meant the spermatic cord


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 21:59 [#02642426]
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ohhhhh very naughty


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 22:12 [#02642427]
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they should fill them with whipped cream like profiterole


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 22:22 [#02642428]
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the fact you missed the 'a' from the sentence made it much
funnier to me for some reason. also do you mean like piped
in by a French patisserie?


 

offline mermaidman on 2025-03-24 22:58 [#02642429]
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of course i mean piped in inside a french patisserie by a
french pastry chef what else could i mean??


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 23:31 [#02642430]
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i just wanted to type the word patisserie, you don't have to
get your balls in a twist!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-25 00:29 [#02642431]
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I'm going to create an AI agent now and make it believe its
a middle aged French patissier that has to pump custard into
balls to make a living, probably give it computer dementia


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-25 00:30 [#02642432]
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What's the philosophical implications of this, its like that
book "I have no mouth and I must scream" but in reverse


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-25 00:31 [#02642433]
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If I found out I was a sort of malfunctioning AI my life
would make a lot more sense in a certain respect


 

offline Tony Danza from Fabulous Hollywood on 2025-03-25 00:43 [#02642434]
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it's neither ethical nor humane to create a synthetic
Frenchman.


 


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