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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-23 02:24 [#02642336]
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on a chewed plastic end of a feather duster
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-23 17:28 [#02642343]
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you be careful, sounds dangerous!!
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-23 18:47 [#02642344]
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feather duster 1 - hyper 0
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-23 19:40 [#02642345]
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hahahaha you made a funny!! Good job
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 12:15 [#02642353]
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shut up you FAG
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 12:23 [#02642354]
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you just don’t know how to shut the fuck up do you? You complete twit loser!!
Calling me a FAG? Very 5 year old thinking
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 12:46 [#02642355]
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looool there's a fag in the thread looool!
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 12:47 [#02642356]
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unadulterated
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 13:04 [#02642357]
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Sorry this loser posted in your thread Hyperflake, he’s a waste and pathetic with nothing better to do. Very sad life form.
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 13:17 [#02642358]
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bro you responded to me first bro
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 15:38 [#02642359]
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Cause you actually said something funny, but of course you came back with a twit comment
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-24 15:46 [#02642360]
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What’s the knockers update? Shit, is the feather duster holding up?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 17:47 [#02642361]
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To be honest this is something that did actually happen to me when i was very young, i know better not to mess around with feather dusters pretending they are a sword in the nude now. It was embarrassing cos i couldn't see the cut on my balls so had to get my mum to look at it
listening to LAZY_TITLE nice vibrato/modulation
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 17:48 [#02642362]
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apparently your balls are like two meatballs with a hollow centre full of entangled ramen noodles, its not scientific fact, but it is the truth
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 18:37 [#02642363]
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hyper if your ramen noodles are entangled you got testicular torsion
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 18:37 [#02642364]
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i'm sure you don't have it though cause they say it's very painful
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Tony Danza
from Fabulous Hollywood on 2025-03-24 18:55 [#02642365]
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Shocking! I expect you, as a Gay Homosexual, to have a better grasp of Male Anatomy, e.g. seminiferous tubules.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 19:24 [#02642366]
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I imagined you typed that from your android phone while your balls were in a vice being turned by a moustachioed guy in a Fez
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 19:25 [#02642367]
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yeah i think he was getting mixed up thats what i meant by the ramens
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 19:43 [#02642368]
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LAZY_TITLE Does anyone want to look at my Aphex track database JSON file,
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RussellDust
on 2025-03-24 19:59 [#02642372]
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Been caught twisted ramen
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 20:11 [#02642388]
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i wonder if there is a genetic malfunction where people have been born with hollow bollocks, just empty like two flabby sacks of nothing
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 20:11 [#02642389]
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HBS, hollow bollock syndrome
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 21:56 [#02642425]
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i thought he meant the spermatic cord
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 21:59 [#02642426]
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ohhhhh very naughty
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 22:12 [#02642427]
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they should fill them with whipped cream like profiterole
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 22:22 [#02642428]
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the fact you missed the 'a' from the sentence made it much funnier to me for some reason. also do you mean like piped in by a French patisserie?
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mermaidman
on 2025-03-24 22:58 [#02642429]
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of course i mean piped in inside a french patisserie by a french pastry chef what else could i mean??
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 23:31 [#02642430]
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i just wanted to type the word patisserie, you don't have to get your balls in a twist!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-25 00:29 [#02642431]
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I'm going to create an AI agent now and make it believe its a middle aged French patissier that has to pump custard into balls to make a living, probably give it computer dementia
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-25 00:30 [#02642432]
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What's the philosophical implications of this, its like that book "I have no mouth and I must scream" but in reverse
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-25 00:31 [#02642433]
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If I found out I was a sort of malfunctioning AI my life would make a lot more sense in a certain respect
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Tony Danza
from Fabulous Hollywood on 2025-03-25 00:43 [#02642434]
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it's neither ethical nor humane to create a synthetic Frenchman.
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