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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-15 01:15 [#02642114]
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Aaaaaaaaah!


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2025-03-15 03:30 [#02642115]
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when do you think xltronic will be flushed off the internet?
i think this place will make it at least until 2040.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-15 13:07 [#02642116]
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A+ for creativity thread name

flushed off = 2075


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-16 00:22 [#02642124]
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I listened to the entire poop.

I picture a concert. It's like 1725ad. You have Bach,
Handel, Vivaldi (was he alive then?). Then wMw steps up,
down syndrome forehead and all. He smokes the competition.
Women fan themselves. The rabble lift him up like a special
olympics winner. Are they showcasing progressive values, or
was his music truly the best of the bunch?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-16 01:26 [#02642126]
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eeer...OH!
Ok, now I'm done (pooping, but I still play to subject
others to more spam). And the secret vocaroo link code even
ends in "OH"...

There might have been no computers in 1725ad unless AI was
incubating us, so I would have to clap and whistle since I'd
probably be banned from instruments plus don't know how to
play them, if I wasn't burned at the stake for some sort of
alleged insolence.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-16 19:11 [#02642137]
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this thread subjects me to more spam, will listen to the
vocaroo later


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-17 01:35 [#02642144]
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your second poop was as fresh as the first


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-17 01:35 [#02642145]
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next time I'd like it more pellet style (like deer poop)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-17 01:46 [#02642146]
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I actually think pellet poop is kinda cool

⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-17 03:18 [#02642147]
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Thanks for listening and all.. but you forgot to listen to
these ones.
LAZY_TITLE
Remember to install all the most recent songs updates to
your brain to protect you from malware.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-17 18:37 [#02642158]
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I think this one is maybe a cross between pellet style poop
and mexican music:
LAZY_TITLE
That's what I get for making the "time signature" 5 groups
of 5. I just call it time measurement since I couldn't
understand Matt Savage's definition of time signature and he
made blues in 33/8.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-18 00:16 [#02642165]
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Here's another one of those pointless organized sound
things, this time in the chords of e/a/b and in the time
measurement of 7 groups of 7.
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-18 01:49 [#02642167]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-18 19:35 [#02642174]
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Way to break the 4th wall, asshole.
Here's another one measured in 7s and in chords f & b & c.
This one is better than previous probably because its more
'snapped' to swing nodes.
like swing measured in 3s usually goes
(101)101101101
where u tend to not put notes on the 0 middles of the 3s,
but sometimes you do.
this one is 'swing' in 7s
(1100110)110011011001101100110
where i tend to not put notes on the 0s.
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-18 19:36 [#02642176]
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u can put the 1s anywhere, just sounds better with some zero
space, so its not packed with notes.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2025-03-18 19:56 [#02642177]
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make a better 5th wall


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-19 02:04 [#02642183]
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this is a tit for tat exchange

My 4 listens, using post numbers to identify the tracks (but
there in order from my last post:

1: [#02642147]. Hammy baroque with fun stabs.
2. [#02642158] Hammy pellet poop baroque with fun glassy
clink percussion that reminds me of a clown.
3. [#02642165] darker tones but dark like a vegan disney
character, I'd like to hear the actual darkest possible
thing you can possibly make. I bet it's still pretty
disney.
4. [#02642174] ree UUUU reee UUUU fleeebloobleelboo
bloobleebleebleebloobleeblee

Now for your payment:
Describe to me, in detail, your most recent sexual
encounter.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-19 02:04 [#02642184]
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there= they're why am i such a retard


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-19 04:36 [#02642185]
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The darkest chord I know of is B.
c=happy (I do most snogs in this by default)
d=?
e=?
f=?
g=?
a=serious
b=evil

one of those has a weird 'royalty' feel, I forget which. I
think beatles made some stuff in g.

And then I'm so sophisticated that I pretty much only know
of 1/4/5 chords. so c could also include f & g, or d could
also include g & a etc.

But I'm not sure if b works well with 1/4/5. That would mean
b/e/f. Maybe you're supposed to add even more badly toned
stuff to be 'scary' like just add some randomly chosen keys
outside the normal 7 tones. Then with scary, sudden startle
(like lightening) notes, or probably 'mostly the same note'
kinda indicates dreariness/depression rather than too much
melodically up and down.
But there are weird results when you make a snog in the
happy key of c, with obvious happy structure, then you
convert it to b, because then it sounds like evil clown
music.
Well here is an attempt at normal 4 measured slower 'evil' B
music (all B, no other chords), and I masturbated to pics of
your mom.
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-19 04:52 [#02642186]
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in the club is really dark sounding
LAZY_TITLE
With dark stuff, I think simpler repetition like that might
be better, but there's lots of subtle layers of multiple
instruments all doing similar simplicity with slight
differences. Despite the simplicity I can't make anything
sound like that. I even downloaded a modplug file where
someone re-made in the club in modplug tracker, using simple
normal samples and it sounded similarly good. I don't even
remember what key its in, maybe A.
ruiner by NIN is dark and it has that one long note (again
just one note kinda indicating depression, not too much
melodic up/down)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:26 [#02642308]
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gr8, never boring 6 minutes


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:29 [#02642309]
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I like the smaller turd that came for second more


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:31 [#02642310]
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love this one


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:34 [#02642311]
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made me lol as your most uplifting ones


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:43 [#02642312]
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its mysterious and the fact that you delay the hit 'of group
of notes' sometimes while being extremely precise becomes
visible at a slower pace


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:45 [#02642313]
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the most jazzy of the group


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-22 21:48 [#02642314]
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even more mysterious, would sound good for an 80s platform
game


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-22 22:19 [#02642315]
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the track at 1:12 made me feel like i had really fucking
long arms like Mr Tickle


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-22 22:27 [#02642316]
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Thanks, from the above I think 'most jazzy of group' and the
'made me lol' are my favorites. Using this modplug almost
midi quality stuff, having high tempo at least allows for
interesting structure since sound quality isn't the strong
point.
Here's 4 slower songs, #3 is my favorite. I guess the 1/4/5
of chord E is interesting because its e/a/b so you have the
serious chord and the evil chord. (F 1/4/5 would be f/b/c so
has evil & happy).
LAZY_TITLE

slow
1) all c chord
2) 1/4/5 of e/a/b
3)all c
4) not 1/4/5 b/c/a i think

I found this other guys music a couple days ago, much better
than mine, uses real guitar with effects on it somehow:
gee-tar


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-22 22:32 [#02642317]
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I want to make a program to compose AVI videos (i think that
formats easier to edit without complex compression),
precisely mapped to music, so could have the data of a long
armed mr tickle type thing then do whatever/ move arms/ zoom
camera/ etc to music beat


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-22 22:42 [#02642318]
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yeah sounds like a great idea,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-22 22:43 [#02642319]
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Yes! There are several programs that can map MIDI data to
video, allowing you to create dynamic visuals controlled by
MIDI signals. Here are some of the best options:

1. Resolume Arena & Avenue
VJ software that supports MIDI mapping for triggering video
clips, effects, and parameters.

Works well with external MIDI controllers and DAWs.

2. TouchDesigner
A powerful node-based visual programming environment.

Can receive MIDI input and use it to control real-time
visuals.

Great for custom generative visuals.

3. VDMX
Designed for live visuals and VJing.

MIDI-compatible for triggering and controlling video
effects.

4. Max/MSP with Jitter
A visual programming environment for audio and video.

Can process MIDI and use it to control video parameters in
real time.

5. After Effects (with MIDI Plugins or Scripting)
You can use plugins like "BeatEdit" or "mamoworld MIDI
Import" to sync MIDI data with animation keyframes.

Not real-time but great for precise MIDI-driven animations.

6. Unity (with MIDI Plugins like MidiJack or MidiBridge)
Allows you to create interactive 3D visuals that react to
MIDI.

Great for game-like visual experiences.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-22 22:43 [#02642320]
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Just asked Chat twat, not sure how accurate it is


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-23 10:18 [#02642338]
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Using this modplug almost
midi quality stuff, having high tempo at least allows for
interesting structure since sound quality isn't the strong
point.


totally get what you mean, the structures are always
interesting as i was trying to point out, instead I was
noticing last night that even the quality of the sound
palette improved a lot since we were younger, that or you're
using a most powerful computer


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-23 20:23 [#02642346]
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nice tracks, I think this could top most of platform games
music, played while eating fine biscuits my favorite thing
on weekend nights, but wont conclude the day with a wank
like yesterday or the previous days since I developed bags
under the eyes from all the masturbation.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-24 05:22 [#02642351]
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its hard to make something as good as mario2 overworld or
sticker brush symphony. stickerbrush would need micro
precision programming control for effects. mario2 overworld
is elegance packed into simplicity.

The first of these two is 1/4/5 of c/f/g (normal happy
chords) but weird time measurement and kind of a
chorus+verse part. The measurement is 3 groups of '5 groups
of 7'. So basically sections of 35 time units (5x7). When
you do '5 groups of 7' (=35), the opposite (7 groups of 5)
also = 35. So you can have a weird 35 piece that is measured
in 5s on top of a 35 piece measured in 7s and they'll still
line up on the next 35 cycle.
to135


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-27 07:38 [#02642478]
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Here's s o m e more mostly snuggly normal speed smellodies:
to142


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-27 23:44 [#02642494]
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I had a mind dump this morning: I don't know if Im too
stressed or i ate something funny before i went to sleep but
when I woke up I could see strange black alien looking
writing, glyphs all over the bedroom ceiling, i think i
might still have been dreaming but I've never had a dream of
a room i'm in real life, perhaps I'm loosing the plot, btw
this isn't a joke post by me this really happened


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-28 21:06 [#02642540]
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that sounds like actually standard sleep paralysis, a real
thing with consistent symptoms, experienced by many. If the
dark runes didn't make you feel bad, I'd say it's actually
pretty cool. You're fine and not crazy, but the prescription
would be to chill out a bit! Whatevers ailing you probably
wont follow you to the alien rune covered grave.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-28 21:06 [#02642541]
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w mw i didnt forget ur new snogs i will have to listen later
im terribly sorry


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-28 21:11 [#02642542]
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Yeah i think it was some sort of hypnogogic state, I've just
never had a dream that was like a sort of waking
representation of the real world, it didn't freak me out or
anything thank god, i think i have a pretty resilient mind,
was a tad on the weird side for me anyway


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-28 21:14 [#02642543]
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From what I understand, I've read about it a bit before,

It's basically you kinda woke up but didnt leave REM sleep
and merged the two.

I personally think it's pretty neat, but that's discounting
the actual discomfort one could feel in that situation. I
wouldn't worry about it you woke up as hyperflake and posted
as hyperflake and you're all good my dude.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-28 21:18 [#02642545]
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on DMT once all the shadows on my ceiling became wood
scaffolding that a couple of giant frogs were scaling

and the light from my alarm clock became a portal showing my
a parking lot.

Lasted about 5 minutes. The frogs showed me immense
consideration, though they were standoffish.

I haven't fucked with that shit in awhile, it's a bit scary.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-28 21:19 [#02642546]
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showing *me a parking lot. nondescript, just some old lot in
san francisco or something.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-28 21:53 [#02642550]
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Yeah I don't think i could take something that was that
strong cos I'd be scared of what my mind could generate,
something Like a cross between Hellraiser and a PG Tips
advert


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2025-03-28 22:58 [#02642552]
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Those frogs seemed very real mane. One male, one female, I
knew this intuitavely. They were doing their thang, crawling
up a woodwork scaffolding and noticed me--- they stopped in
their tracks, analyzing ol wolfslice. They didn't want me to
get close or communicate anything, I was just fucking with
their space. *I* was the intruder.

Any ol' DMT guru from the days of old bbs "The Shroomery"
(ongoing forum, mostly dead now like xlt, but I was active
there from 99 to maybe 01) would say those entities were
real. That I astral projected. Maybe you did too, maybe
those runes you saw meant something to something, somewhere.
I don't know about that. Maybe. I'm an agnostic who needs
proofs.

I do know that hard psychedelics shut off my anxiety and
fear filters to a strong degree, so I've never really felt
scared. Never really had a bad trip, ever. Normal, every
day weed on the other hand bolsters anxiety and can make me
crawl out of my own skin with manufactured stress at an
improper dosage.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2025-03-29 19:34 [#02642584]
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for some reason thats quite a vivid mental image for me, i
imagine hot steam slowing rising from their skin


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-29 21:11 [#02642594]
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not sure I got the explanation but im here eating biscuits
(slowly) and it just sounds great! god bless your music!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-29 21:17 [#02642595]
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nice, I finished the biscuits and im full, listening to your
music is like eating a pack of fine biscuits, you don't fell
the need to rival it afterwards


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2025-03-29 21:17 [#02642596]
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*feel


 


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