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hello. Please tell me something funny, silly, enlightening, drab, or just plain amusing. |
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Riding a pink segway to the zoo |
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Tazer underpants |
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Back to the future 4: The search for dinosaur smeg |
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I like where this is heading I like the Back to the Future 4 idea I like that it 26.667c out there I like it a lot A lot I say Continue Hyperflake |
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what about one where marty goes back in time and fucks his dad in the ass, so it means his family disappear on the photo and they are replaced by the village people |
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Ohhhh, I ❤️ |
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How about like Marty has to go back in time to drink the blood of his younger selves from various time lines to cure his Parkinson's |
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nah, let him shake |
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Inserts picture meme of his signature |
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If he shakes like that I bet his wang wiggles in the women better (differently) |
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seriously though its proper sad, im glad i don't have to hold his cock when he needs a wee though |
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What else you got? Suprise me Enlighten me I see on IG that Mr. Jeff Fowler is down at Roberts Park shredding, gotta go! |
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shredding sounds like he is making massive brown skid marks in his underpants |
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He’s the best skater in Omaha He’s barely old Father a wife a few kids He has a wooden deck business and ended up selling the skateshop to a fellow someone Thank |
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still impressed |
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alternate hill valley ´85: deeply hurt by his failures in high school, biff retakes his rightful place as a bully who makes a living on other peoples work and fraud in real estate. he becomes a media figure supported by a private tv channel and runs for president while marty unsuccesfully tries everything to uncover biffs crimes, but the more crimes and misconducts he uncovers the more biffs popularity rises. eventually biff gets elected as president of the united states and martys parents lose their jobs. |
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Oh no, we’re not done. He must have more, much more to say. We have scat talk, cruising anal areas, we could talk rainbows, the new thom yorke/pritchard project, the pink pony club And more! |
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yes we are living in the bttf 2 bad timeline |
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So, had some frozen burritos and a banana to chase it and the time has come to out some gas in the car and go for a little ride. The ride I like to call the gas station, a snack, maybe a slice of pizza or a large tea then to the record store. She won’t be coming over for another 2 hours so yeah and yeah. It’s nice out today, just got cloudy, it’s supposed to be nice the next few days and maybe some rain/light snow on Saturday morning, doubt we will get more than rain. Anyways, Hyperflake we need more of your euphemisms. Strong and tight ones. |
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Mark, you’re wanted back at the hub for chit chat and small talk |
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Hey sorry Internet got cut off temporarily, direct debt clusterfuck |
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You own the internet, I thought you bought it for $4.7 Billion back in 1994? How you lost what you own? how |
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Doge cut my funding |
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Oh noes lol |
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Yeah, we arnt giving up that easy Not At All |
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dude, whatcha got? We had 70 degrees and easily shorts yesterday and today at 7am got hit with a quick blizzard of hail and snow, about 6” super wet and slushy, heavy winds all day and about 4pm it was over. Weather more like spring this week, will be melted in a few days. |
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was sunny but not very warm, but better than last week so I'm happy |
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What else, including your happiness can you knowledge me/us about? |
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I'm translating an Aphex radio interview, its taken me 2 nights so far cos I'm really anally retentive and like to hear every word accurately so sometimes i play a bit thats 2 seconds long 50 times |
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My Cats are well, they jump up and down the bookcase |
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Girlfriend's fibromyalgia is bad in the cold weather so can't brush up against her in bed without causing pain. Went the cinema with Colin's brother in law and Father on Monday, had a laugh. |
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Mum is well at the moment, she will be 82 next week so going to look for a present, probably get her something she can rest her custard creams on when she has a cup of tea |
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How you doing? How's Carol's orifices? And Stew the Jew |
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Your life sounds gay, wish I could join |
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Your life sounds gey, wish I could join |
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Your orifice sounds Stuart, wish I could join |
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Thad do you have ADHD? |
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Anal, digital, hemorrhoids, disco |
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yes, yes, yes, yes |
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I'm watching free tits on youtube |
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I can't get my wrist to move in time to the hall & oates song though |
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Whoa here she comes They are valumptious though, wonder how her math skills are? |
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voluptuous math skills for sure |
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math skills? |
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All boobs, no brains? Like how we look at you love |
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Yeah her apparent vacuity is unappealing despite the nice chebs, plus I think i like smaller tits nowadays |
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Her chewbs are a bit to big, turned the phone and watched them a good 10 seconds. Plus her personality seems a bit to poll dancer to me…high maintenance ain’t my deal. |
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If she asked nicely I might let her see my bottom |
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