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offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-07-04 15:39 [#02636739]
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I will be here throughout the night providing all the
analysis, results, predictions and reaction to the UK
Election. This will be your one-stop shop for unbiased
insight. I have with me a panel of experts from across the
political spectrum but we're also looking for your input.
What do you expect from the incoming government? What are
your concerns? Are you worried about the NHS, public
services, student fees? Do you think immigration should be
increased a bit more, a lot more or even more than that?
Should we just agree that Brexit was a bit of nonsense and
that the people that voted for it are all dead now!?!?! Will
Whiteness finally be criminalised????


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 16:13 [#02636740]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-07-04 20:16 [#02636741]
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I just imagine a sped up crowd of angry politicians chasing
a ballot box with legs, to Benny Hill music


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-07-04 20:22 [#02636742]
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I'm sorry, SEXY legs


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-07-04 21:31 [#02636743]
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that's been the news for the past month


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 21:47 [#02636748]
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HERE WE GO LADS
STRAP YOURSELVES IN



 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 21:48 [#02636749]
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official soundtrack: LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 21:59 [#02636750]
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Is Peter Snow getting his swingometer out yet


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-07-04 22:04 [#02636751]
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Viewer Mail:

Hi Roger,

Big fan of your program! It's taught me a lot. I have a
question!

What the heck is a Torrey?!

-Sincerely,
Franwald Hornsworth (a confused viewer in California)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 22:05 [#02636752]
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why does HAL say "my mind is glowing" yet in the film he
says "my mind is going"


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 22:07 [#02636753]
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i wondered that too
presumably because his mind is glowing


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-07-04 22:08 [#02636755]
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did u also wonder what a torrey is


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2024-07-04 22:16 [#02636756]
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as an american, i need to interject my binary political
opinion into this, but first i need to know which party are
the marxist retards and which party are the nazi retards
because that's how it works now in my american mind


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-07-04 22:18 [#02636758]
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People are fed up with the Torreys not being Torrey enough,
as they've shifted to the centre to ostensibly appeal to
more people but appeal now to none, so people are rejecting
them for a party that is even less like what they want in
the hope that everything goes so badly to shit Something
Will Be Done.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-07-04 22:18 [#02636759]
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I'll vote for whoever has the biggest brainworm


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2024-07-04 22:25 [#02636762]
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well are they promising free brainworms for everyone else
too? don't vote for the biggest brainworm if they're not
going to let you have your own brainworm. i've fallen for
that trick before.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-07-04 22:31 [#02636763]
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I look forward to Starmer looking a bit gay having to deal
with Trump on one side and Le Pen on the other.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 22:35 [#02636764]
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i like Americans
Torrey Kong


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-04 22:41 [#02636765]
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The villagers dance round pre-fabs (11)
And laugh through twisted mouths
Don't eat
It's disallowed
Suck on marrowbones and energy from the mainland


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-07-04 22:43 [#02636766]
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[holding earpiece] Hold on... incoming... I'm getting
word... I'm pleased to announce that Xi Jinping will be the
next Dragon Emperor of the Torreys.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-05 00:23 [#02636768]
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im stripping to my socks and going for a walk
clapping wrong to a Kings of Leon song


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-05 00:28 [#02636770]
Points: 6318 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-07-05 01:12 [#02636771]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-07-05 08:01 [#02636776]
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Torie! Torie! Torie! is a 2024 epic war film that dramatizes
the events leading up to the Brexit in 2020 from the UK and
EU positions.

to those who live in non european countries and did not have
the luxury to have the british political parties explained
in their english courses at school the term tory might be a
bit misleading. today tory is coll for a truck/driver (like
the ones that were stuck at the frontiers after brexit, not
like the ones in the movie convoy or the bandit movies)



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-07-05 08:18 [#02636777]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-07-05 13:20 [#02636780]
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Keir Starmer has yet to take office and already England lies
in shambles.

VOTE TORREY


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-07-05 19:03 [#02636782]
Points: 1896 Status: Regular



The new Mandatory Gay Law is already in effect. Putin is
well pleased.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-07-05 21:23 [#02636783]
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Putin! See, I was wondering where the traditional English
appetite for homocock came from. Wheels within wheels...


 


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