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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 05:38 [#02636235]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



Randy with the flying DDT on Mermaidman from the top
buckle.

Index walks in with two red hot starbucks macchiatos.. and
flings them at Randy's budgie smugglers


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-14 11:00 [#02636252]
Points: 1896 Status: Regular



Background music by Star Turn on 45 Pints
Pump Up The Bitter


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-14 11:18 [#02636253]
Points: 8177 Status: Regular



ok how long until we start sucking each other off? can we
last a minute??


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-14 11:20 [#02636254]
Points: 8177 Status: Regular



guys you're supposed to brawl! guys!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 12:06 [#02636255]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02636252



fucking loooooool


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 12:10 [#02636256]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02636254



Mermaid man grabs a steel chair but in walks Umbro wearing a
giant furry nappy like conan the barbarian and a couple of
those leather cuff things with metal spikes on them. He is
smoking a gigantic blunt made from banana skins and does a
Mongolian chop to Mermaid. The sheer force makes him piss
his pants


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 12:15 [#02636257]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



Index gyrates with his hands behind his head like Rick Rude,
he is wearing skin tight pink spangly sequined trouser and
ray-bans, he has a couple of those little adidas sweatband
things on his wrists and he has rouged cheeks and lipstick
on.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 12:18 [#02636258]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



The gigantic video screen starts to play the theme tune from
Spender. Oh my god its... its Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud
tag team, they are wearing nothing but transparent 10 denier
tan bodystockings...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-06-14 18:06 [#02636269]
Points: 39591 Status: Regular



Recycle ♻️ in the 15th row but prefers General
Admission, and yes bes naked eating and apple and a banana
🍌 and drinking RC Cola.

Make love
Not
War
CUNTS


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 22:28 [#02636286]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to recycle: #02636269



yeah you would have a hamster mini van der graaf generator
across your saline inflated scrotum that would zap your nuts
every time Epics pressed a return key, the longer the
sentence the higher to voltage.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-14 23:08 [#02636287]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



Epic trying to type the gnostic gospels while being pulled
apart by chains on a maypole, by coenobites on rollerskates


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-06-15 05:10 [#02636301]
Points: 39591 Status: Regular



Speak American mate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-06-15 11:24 [#02636309]
Points: 8177 Status: Regular



who's going to get slapped around with a dick though? who's
going to get a wedgie?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-06-15 11:43 [#02636310]
Points: 12271 Status: Regular



i push every one out of the ring with my powers of deduction



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 17:26 [#02636313]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to recycle: #02636301



ok: "huuuu duuuh, duuhh huuuu, hehehehe"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 17:27 [#02636314]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02636309



Belb with his diamond encrusted mega Y-Fronts with nuclear
elastic that can stretch 5 fathoms


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 17:27 [#02636315]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02636310



Everyone is blasted out of the ring by your powers, and we
all land like the power rangers, you know in that stupid
pose


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-06-15 17:28 [#02636316]
Points: 39591 Status: Regular



Mark, I do appreciate your thought pattern tho, there’s
plenty I see that problyndont know have of yer words

*runs through the arena naked with dong flapping back and
forth


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 17:41 [#02636317]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to recycle: #02636316



can you get your lob rate up to 50hz with the aid of a dust
buster


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 17:57 [#02636318]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-06-15 18:07 [#02636319]
Points: 7705 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



all this time ive been waiting for the right moment to tell
you all there is a wrestling pen and paper
and it looks hilarious.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 18:18 [#02636320]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to ijonspeches: #02636319



like RPG?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-15 18:27 [#02636321]
Points: 1896 Status: Regular



Elusive isolates 3 seconds of "Rfc Pt8" and slows it down a
bit and then hosts it on MegaUploadz behind an impossible
captcha formed of bits of Pete's tired prostate.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-15 18:30 [#02636323]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02636321



Rusty arrives in the thread, Babu walks across his phone
coincidently typing the word 23 skidoo, at that precise
moment Rusty's trousers fall down as he is crossing the room
to reheat his tepid coffee


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-06-15 19:45 [#02636324]
Points: 1896 Status: Regular



Randy's guts are in turmoil and he has to use Rusty's
semi-functional toilet and there are no windows to crack
open.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-15 22:55 [#02636325]
Points: 3566 Status: Regular



Tony Danza stretches and purrs on a red velvet couch


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-18 01:55 [#02636348]
Points: 6318 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-18 02:00 [#02636349]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to steve mcqueen: #02636348



I can imagine Rusty on a toboggan cresta run to this


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-06-18 11:40 [#02636357]
Points: 3566 Status: Regular



I pledge allegiance to DEATH SKULL

[DEATH SKULL walk-on music playing]


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-18 23:53 [#02636370]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict | Followup to Tony Danza: #02636357



crab riders attack!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-06-19 01:11 [#02636374]
Points: 30869 Status: Addict



I must have been bored as fuck to start this thread, i like
the replies though


 


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