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one where i'm not psychotic and/or wasted. go! ---- it's widely and commonly known my rhymes are hydroponically grown the end is nigh, fuck yr seratonin supply i'm doper meaning fly, neurotransmitter lullaby others spitters start to stumble and cry i turn astrolite into astroglide cos i'm sicker than a chinese virus spittin mucus at the useless and saliva at the spineless fartknocker, i bring the art proper yr best shit's beta like a blocker my stick figure's feelin supercool, truly i'm drinkin a liquid helium smoothie needin beats that're chunky like stay puft and please don't hit me up on facebook heads, shoulders, knees and toes you can't compete with one of these flows fuck ya parrot rap, i'll smack you out ya maga cap bringin fire like a gas tap, armed like octopus crept from a sarcophagus, blood thicker than treacle feelin my heart coughin dust n particles of evil me of all people, as a pacifist it hurts me to hurt you but i'm teachin ya what rappin is i swing a padlock in a sock stoned like scissors, blunted on the rock flippin you the bird cos i'm flyer than the whole flock crazy like a fox, more cuckoo than yr grandfather's clock heavy on the flac or the vinyl i bring the tension like a black ball final somebody slit my corpus collosum open i think in two minds, yr hopin that i'm jokin say i'll stripe you with a ladyshave razor the charming stranger, quark to a quasar my focus is a misaligned laser mr misanthropic but hot like hot topic yr shit's a con like panoptic bitch i think it's time that yr gettin the dropkick |
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I'm a racist! There ain't no other way I be saying this. It's unequivocal. Don't step outside your mosque when I'm in control of a vehicle. Refugees, NGOs, you all know where y'all can go. I'm intolerant, non-compliant, my blood pressure's a miracle of science. On X, formerly Twitter, I be like Sam Hyde but fitter I deconstruct your thesis on the shitter I am white, low-income, tight and embittered. Gender! Don't test me. I know the difference between a bird and a bender. Sure, claim to be a woman when you're up in court, but maybe leave out muscling in on girls'sports PEACE! |
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I don't suppose the other Racists have had a word with you about (((who))) is flooding your country with brown folks, making the frogs gay, the girls nonbinary, and the movies woke? You seemed more interested in that before you were sleeping with the enemy. |
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i'm sicker than mortality rates on phone speaker with next to no bass or soundsystem bringin plaster down ask around, i got that power to astound class clown, where's he from, what's he up to? believe me this aint a run through i'll run up and mug yr mum before i mug you off with the phlegm in my cough imaginary skeng in my waistband, execute wasteman send you to the wasteland, t.s. eliot where's that weed? cos i think i'm smellin it anybody know who's sellin it? must be psychosomatic, i'm so erratic mind full of benzos and static all ya little fish in big ponds can bite me cash the bong and pass it on politely say parrumpa-pum-pum to yr brain pan little funky drummer boy hijacked yr brain scan aren't we gettin disrespectful? "wait is he shittin me? got to be a leg pull" one corona two corona three corona, loads fully fuck yr fake funerary flows |
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shoppin at waitrose or poppin the H, bros? unclear diction, rescript my benzos going back to bed for a quick doze six hours later i still got the sick flows the spins kicked in, yeah i get those kicked the bucket and sampled it for a kick drum now what happens? i'm a bit dumb something something blah blah fuck yr bitch mum i'm inappropriate, i told ya desecrating the grave of the unknown soldier this shit's largely over i'm maserati, you're a broken skoda put down the chalice, hold onto yr ballast lysergic rabbithole, i travel after alice hit you at the deeley plaza in dallas believe me, galaxies dangle in the balance this fruit juice is too sugary, i'm fucked up to buggery bubbles in my vein and lungs full of pleurisy crypto AG made my security this sorcerer's apprentice sensed neural perjury they wanna talk, i want em in the morgue poppin eyes out with a plastic fork limpin as i walk, still jumpy in withdrawal nooses give, guns aren't lawful unclicked the hyperlinks, face like the sphinx now i'm off to catch another 400 winks |
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I know me going out with a Jew upsets you, and to be honest I only do it in order to wind you and Big up. |
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y'all tossers can't seem to reach the colossus come on my hippety hoppers get walking like a zombie on the ket hail fellow well met, and yet, and yet genuine offensive like the tet scummy skullfucker, yr mum wants it up her buttplugger, i'll plug ya with a blunderbuss i'm higher than all of the himalayas stacked up under us i overdose and pause to smell the roses belb causes megaton explosives, best know this i'm seein via gaslight, zilty geeks hang tight all gettin lachrymose wankin into pantyhose i'm snackin on some eggy toast and that's frankly how it goes if it'll come to blows i'm half porcupine marking the waterline underneath yr nostril dippin into hog swill you overestimate my goodwill i suddenly got a curious notion feel like obelix crawlin out the cauldron of potion so when you reach the secret lair i'll fix you with a steely stare, leave you in a wheelchair anythin waist down? wasteman will no longer feel there oh and that isn't even yr real hair |
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let's get degraded only chased the dragon so i can say that i slayed it yr shit is weaksauce, hp lovecraft nurse? i'm ready for a sponge bath it's the wanker from lubyanka calling smersh cursin as i drive a pink hearse in reverse i'm the worst and there's a few to choose from find a bible you can shoot yr splooge on why signal virtue? let's get ripped like rizla think i won't hurt you? yr a turkey like twizzler hate in all forms must hit it's target i'm still gettin bombed like carpet crusty loop digger on a mish who's got the pellets, who's on the switch? who's still wishin boris was dead in a ditch? i tapped the cable at bude now yr screwed GCHQ'd, got yr picture in the nude snorted til i saw aborted babies causing symptoms of rabies in young ladies' labias, what's the plague's kill radius stay with us and take a quick breath, this is gigadeath and we're nowhere near finished yet |
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bored of reefer, got my lean in a beaker proceed to put my feet through the speaker i'm schizo n skint but appealing, dancing on the ceiling once more with feeling, it's not samplin, i'm stealin if e is mc cubed i'm yr dude drank my benefits, pennies left for food so quel surprise if i'm crawlin on my knees no surprise, i'm not feeling nice guys codeine got me itching like the fleas eyes diseased, red like laboratory mice now eating half peas n half rice with vegan beef n smoked gouda, sold my computer stole 4 frames from abraham zapruder empires are falling off like hans gruber got sarin comin under yr draft excluder VX next unless ya cut me a cheque like the wu said, best protect ya neck i'm only awake cos i haven't yet slept watchin shadows creep til they've crept bad dancer with a double dose of cancer heard a murmur as i pushed the art further private numbers? they never get an answer blood curdles as i plan my own murder behead the bosses, nail em to crosses gosh, it's the poshes v ghillies and galoshes sick stoners break bones with heavy coshes yr shit won't stick but we'll make sure it backwashes and fuck yr rap schemes, i'll hit you with cat memes u can't haz cheezburger, know what that means? i'm lightning in a bottle, full throttle munchin jam butty and drinkin frobscottle oversharing's broke my ball bearings jog on ya damn dutty snot gobble, i'm so uncarings |
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i'm free range, the baby in the manger then i get shitfaced, crash a plane with a laser pen know i'm sick but i keep washin my hands man black hoodie up like an inverse klansman pacifist but yr in all kinds of trouble my tongue is the acidest, the path is this talk set to double, bong set to bubble hella clones murmur murder into megaphones me? mephistopheles so gimme proper green and a system to be rockin please abort the birth of earth in the sunrays i've done worse, usually in dumb ways long pause then it's all so tasty let you get yr breath back, maybe you can racebait me i'll flick you off like a rogue bogey it's not even like you know me i'm yr alpha if yr into alphabetizing but how about some poetry not dicksizing wanna give that dick a pull? cos bitch yr a little dull when i'm analytical it's the sickest of mission critical madman monday, injected every tuesday times four bad lad to mess with, truesay times more the truth hurts, nature of the truth eh, eh oh, aww tubby custard up yr noo noos yallses doesn't cut the mustard, sorry froo froos say b to the elbow drop got to make the lyrical leng go pop but leng man down? man look around yr shit's ten a penny, it's all round town yr a clown can't step to me, can't go up against belbulon what was that and what the hell you on? it's b to the e to the l to the b again crack a brewski and guzzle like a pelican curses on yr residence, i'm shiva with a cleaver eloquence to delete a nonbeliever i trained my brain while i was steaming like a cleaner shit, now i can't remember my real name either |
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... ...I mean, there's living rent free in your head, and then there's this, where you also give me a fully stocked wet bar and a daily massage with a happy ending. OK! |
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belb I'm sorry, your album now has comedy sketches between tracks |
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nah it's good any good hip hop album has its skits who is my hype man, what what |
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I typed some stuff into Snap chat AI and it gave me some dribble lol |
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pardon? oh they're buried in the back garden daughter molesterin, left a corpse festerin go getter now detained at her majesty's pleasure took the queen's gambit, smokey is the bandit time to burn and evadcuate yr brainpan quicklime for murderin mates and every main man nonchalant? try minus one chalant, honestly responsibly bombed is my policy precog precursors, leavin earth is the worst if bliss turns to guilt accursed mother's milk from the teat we eat the cheese and the meat startin over from carcinoma mental to the limit caulfield holdin it together like a rivet what's life? i forgot to live it take aim, sarkier than daria and jane who's to blame, i maintain composure loaded on the doja hydro grown and hydrocodone bowl packed, i act unbalanced suck my phallus no malice just a hq addict dot wav dot flac dot m4a smoke all day on disability pay soundrec dot exe, i can like mexi mr mushycaps is not mr moneybags but see who be gunnin that pedal to the metal first i divert you straight to my honeytrap temple ball now i'm ten feet tall fuck y'all off the wall i'm like humpty comin outta my shell aint any numpty gonna rap so well oh and much love to cafe oto if you didn't now you do know gimme that new flow still numero uno, where'd my cleanup crew go? |
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one two one two i'm a jew now just cause i wore a kippah did i read the torah? bro i'm not even circumcised i'm dating a jewish "bird" so now all israelis are my mishpocha |
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oh btw i don’t like africans but i listen to drexciya |
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did you see how i rhymed them all? immigration has taken its toll |
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all homo eyes on me i'm not going to give away my anal virginity |
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ready to die, i'm steady soya pie mr pastry lid ace the goya thigh cannibalistic, honestly the sick shit bass set yr state of mind to twisted target obviously missed it you took the wrong path get ready for yr sponge bath in bleach lunge after every and each morsel of hope, stumble into bein so dope rattling the medicine cabinet chuck it in the blender, let's be avin it get on the beat cos it's vomitous, ominous in beef you can't stand to none of us one to the two to the how many? too pissed off to spend a penny i'll brick yr phone like it was millwallin' stick dome to floor stoned and still falling, demons calling the dreamers, cabinet speakers, safe seat deleters we turned hell into an industy stand at the limbless shrieking tree for every type of pill you've done i've done three oh my, oh mister me rap is narcissism and now yr got a full arse of jism it's uranium mayonnaise when i'm in verboser mode than megatrax mate i crush yr cranium, times two three eight my rhymes cause fecaliths i bend yr dick back til it snaps then graft you tits my recipe for lemongrass and riced out egg mayonnaise? it's fuck you and have several nice days |
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Male feminist black racist I knew an angel who’d always get pissed His best friend was a satanist Pain is the root of all evil Physical mental It breeds in the people I sit I wait I loose weight You’re not the first But it hurts Thirsty for the wrong drink Not wanting to see a shrink You have no enemies Enema of the arteries The artillery is fake It’s about the intake We fight pain with pain Revenge never gained An endless cycle Seeds of black grain I love you I’ll wait by the fire |
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to reiterate, i haven't got much beef just such beef, it's wagyu for you the spitter mate, i succeed til i suck bone to the dome my bullets come scum like you better know sun come rain come wind come snow mine's a better flow b is the triple sick gastroenterically coated blast the mentally bloated mine is the goat shit i got ya nipple grip'd mind open, i lambast ya and blast ya flow i'm the master and that was a disaster yo yr nose explodes i cut and curse til i've soaked yr shirt i feel pain but i retrained my brain we know it's an illusion, ooh son and who gots the new song? i slayed the dragon with a shaggin up the botty my shit is mainly grotty so-called comedy with no targets i only call you out whe ya need yr arse ripped mudstains be lasered off the plane of existance i got mind benders and i don't mean mermo man's worth a shout out in my dirt flow i'm bumping sensastional type or a drunk m.f. when i've hit the pipe don't worry it's only greenery my mind's snowy but i don't feel the need to ski one two, let's bring the beat back long overdue like a few in my bookbag cleaning up wankers with my fuckrag believe me when i say it you won't delay it i'm a new broom sweepin up you didn't make the cut silent like sooty and look just figure i'm taking bigger steps what to do, who to screw fillin my boots with leg enders those hands with no opposables aphasia brain, go blank as i'm typing but stream of consciousness, that's kinda my thing there's vomit on yr sweater and i'm better steal a line to make the point go getter but i love greenery more than greta designed to always roll a doublewide joint tar fingers, smell lingers fishy mingers can do one, ooh son not very woke but who needs gonorrhoea now get yr mum outta here |
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I'm trying to think about a rap about the gypsy riots in Leeds but I can't be arsed. Just imagine it writing itself. Peace. |
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Gosh I wasn’t pointing at anyone or battling. Sorry for any confusion. It was just some automatic writing in a way. Meant to have many meanings etc Certainly not about someone in particular. Just us as a whole. I feel good today! It’s amazing |
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my shit is mainly grotty so-called comedy with no targets fo realsies, you know i love you, i lapse into battle mode as a reflex |
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