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some of my standup
 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2023-10-28 06:14 [#02630781]
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something in common with my cellphone and girlfriend is
that they've been missing for two weeks so there's no point
in trying to call them because both are probably dead


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2023-10-28 08:57 [#02630782]
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If you change it to "both are 5 years old and presumed
dead."
The joke becomes that you are a murderer AND a pedophile,
immediately doubling the funny.


 

offline Tony Danza from r/semenretention on 2023-10-28 13:32 [#02630783]
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yeah you gotta work on your delivery

listen to wolfslice, much snappier phrasing

 

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