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Welcome to the Bum Exchange™, we deal with any derrière, smooth, round, shrivelled, flat, clean & smelly. Trade in your old bum today, get 15% off your next purchase or a free ringpiece worth £2.50. We also accept semi used loo rolls as down payments for cervices and reconditioned arse cheeks. So pop round to your local Bum Exchange™ today, you won't regret it! Once fitted and used, Bums are not refundable, we are not responsible for any fecal leakage or discolouration of your anus, all rights reserved, Bum Exchange™ |
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Sustainable and vegan？ |
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Yes Leonardo Dicaprio has had a new ECO-ARSE3000â„¢ fitted and is testing it rigorously on the artic tundra and Amazon Rainforest, its completely biodegradable and carbon-neutral, all methane is captured in a carbon impregnate sphincter. |
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bump |
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bump=bum gew=few |
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what's yr policy on tattooos? the arse cheek i'm looking to exchange has a large portrait of krishnan guru-murthy on it. it's quality work and i'll be sorry to see it go, but i have to abide by the court order - if i can't give the full moon with guru-murthy's cheeky grin i don't see the point |
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I will exchange my Bum with anyone, just so I can look at it directly. |
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are you open to doing more than just looking at it? |
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My bum is currently useless. |
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Come on down to the bum exchangeâ„¢ , we have all shapes and sizes to suit your unique posterior requirements. Our expertFundament techniciansâ„¢ will take detailed LIDAR measurements of your rump from a complete 180 degree rotation. Then they will upload your rear-end to our patented 4D Arsemosaicâ„¢ application, where out techies will work with you to design your dream arse from a wide selection of changeable parameters. Want buttocks shaped like two firm Melons and a ring piece like balloons nozzle, and the click of a few simple mouse buttons your fantasy buttocksâ„¢ will be rendered in glorious 3D. From this stage we invite you to put on our custom 4D arse boggles when you can palpate and manipulate your arse in real-time. Once satisfied our "bottom blueprint" matches all of your custom specifications, your arse will be then sent across the world via our arsemailâ„¢ protocol where artisan "bum sculptors" in Taipei Taiwan will get to work immediately to craft the ultimate buttocks of your imagination. |
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I think we can work out a exclusive bum exchange contract with you, in fact we would love to have your krishnan guru-murthy decorated rump displayed in our flagship Doncaster store, where it will take pride of place next to Fred Dibnah's cast iron industrial revolution era arse cheecks |
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