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{10451} You can’t have Xlt with out Umbromiii |
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umbroman sucks on cheddar!!! |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnDSwZHRPyA aphex twin - pthex damn this is genius |
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Cheddar? Like cheese or cheddar = money I’ve heard the street lingo called it that |
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umbroman's diary today i went to penarth pier with my mother, she bought me a 99 ice cream and a bottle of coca cola. she walked on the pier and i stayed at the entrance because i dont like heights. i ate my ice cream and then opened the bottle of coke which was fine, then i finished the ice cream and the bottle of coke sprayed all over the ground. looking down at the ground i found a pound. lucky day on a sunny day. now that's what i call cheddar cheese. umbroamnii's diary out.... peace on earth |
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the cheddar breed jealousy 'specially if that man fucked up, get yo ass stuck up umbro is legend |
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One of my best mates in the world, a total legend! |
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you're all my best mates really, if you came round I'd get out the really fancy cups and spoons, and have a selection of french fancies |
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kisses and hugs to all |
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Okay |
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Belb hyperflake recycle thx guys |
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Been online too much Need to make some music |
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you could drink out of my medieval goblet if you like and look at my fossil collection (i have two) |
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time to make a 12 minute groove/magnum opus that builds in intensity, with loads of samples |
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umbro's diary woke up at 3am, neighbour's home alarm system blaring. light flashes in living room (looks like temporary power cuts are tripping the alarm systems in the street). youtube also cutting in and out as the router is getting turned off and on by the power cuts. i think to myself, ' has a nuke gone off ? ' then i check the bbc (be quiet merm) all clear it's all good no nuke has gone off time for more sleep no megawank today |
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did you watch the 1% club with lee mack? found it really cool. he's a dick, making fun of the contestants, the questions are like mensa questions or an iq test only more enjoyable, enjoyed answering them, enjoyed getting some wrong. one contestant was like "i moved out of america because it was full of racists and homophobes", it was funny, lee mack said "keep it light", he's fast as lightning, never really enjoyed his sitcoms but his quick wit is a perfect fit for the show |
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They have like commissioned like 20 different quiz shows to get one that is success like the chase, i.e. throw so much shit at the wall and see what sticks. Seems like the winning formulae is getting a middle aged male comedian, Lee Mack and Bradley Walsh i used to get mentally confused cos they are a bit similar, of Course Lee Mack can actually be funny sometimes. Bradley Walsh gets the producers to stick something slightly risque/smutty in his questions so he can react to it, like "fanny smeller" which is funny if you like Mrs Browns Boys |
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I put too much effort into that reply, Bradley Walsh total mediocrity, he has a travel show where they give him loads of cash and he goes on holiday with his son and makes unfunny quips. |
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Bradley Walsh gets thrown a lot of work for someone with such paper thin talent. He's the last straight white male the public are allowed to like unconditionally, because he's so inoffensive. Why was the latest Dr Who shit, what is because he became a lesbian woman (in a woman's body)? Partly that, but mainly because for some reason Bradley Walsh had to be in it because clearly he's got a dossier of the sex secrets of all the TV Executives and therefore gets to appear on everything. He'll be presenting the fucking MOBO's next. |
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Yep |
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More Yep |
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