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who needs a toilet when you can just walk outside and pee? |
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a hummingbird came right up to my face, inches away while peeing yesterday. was pretty cool. that wouldn't have happened in the bathroom. |
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in other bathroom news, we've installed a bidet on our toilet. It's got a pleasant sting, like being hit with a really high powered Super Soaker 2000 right in your anus. Did you brits have super soaker water guns back in the day? |
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It's fun to do in the wildernesses. Yep, dog gone stuff filters right through the dirt an everything! |
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I peed outside this eve |
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better to be outdoors pissing in. i favour letterboxes and revolving doors |
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I went in a train station shelter the other day but it was pure necessity rather than any enjoyment of the wild. |
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what about pooping outside? "no hummingbird! no! go away!" |
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OR BETTER what if the hummingbird poops on you when you're peeing outside?? |
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it might shove its beak up your nozzle, and drink your dandelion wine |
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:O no not my dandelion! |
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my dandelion tastes better than russell's btw |
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duh. |
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lol what kind of faggery is this?! |
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"I ended up...ah chewin on your crayon" |
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written about Richard Stilgoe! |
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the frogs once again prove that you have to earn to be a gay two thumbs up |
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