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peeing outside
 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-03-15 23:06 [#02617378]
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who needs a toilet when you can just walk outside and pee?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-03-15 23:08 [#02617379]
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a hummingbird came right up to my face, inches away while
peeing yesterday.

was pretty cool.

that wouldn't have happened in the bathroom.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-03-15 23:09 [#02617380]
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in other bathroom news, we've installed a bidet on our
toilet.

It's got a pleasant sting, like being hit with a really high
powered Super Soaker 2000 right in your anus.

Did you brits have super soaker water guns back in the day?


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2022-03-16 02:03 [#02617383]
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It's fun to do in the wildernesses. Yep, dog gone stuff
filters right through the dirt an everything!


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2022-03-16 02:04 [#02617384]
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I peed outside this eve


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2022-03-16 05:15 [#02617385]
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better to be outdoors pissing in. i favour letterboxes and
revolving doors


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2022-03-16 07:50 [#02617387]
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I went in a train station shelter the other day but it was
pure necessity rather than any enjoyment of the wild.


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 10:20 [#02617389]
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what about pooping outside? "no hummingbird! no! go away!"


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 10:28 [#02617390]
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OR BETTER what if the hummingbird poops on you when you're
peeing outside??


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-16 10:32 [#02617391]
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it might shove its beak up your nozzle, and drink your
dandelion wine


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 10:52 [#02617392]
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:O no not my dandelion!


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 10:53 [#02617393]
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my dandelion tastes better than russell's btw


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-03-16 17:45 [#02617396]
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duh.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-16 17:59 [#02617399]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 18:56 [#02617403]
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lol what kind of faggery is this?!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-16 19:02 [#02617404]
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"I ended up...ah chewin on your crayon"


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 19:36 [#02617408]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-16 19:38 [#02617409]
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written about Richard Stilgoe!


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-16 21:02 [#02617410]
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the frogs once again prove that you have to earn to be a gay
two thumbs up


 


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