Pricks in work | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in
Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (1)
ijonspeches
...and 278 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2613457
Today 3
Topics 127500
  
 
Messageboard index
Pricks in work
 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-23 16:49 [#00190721]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



How many total pricks do you have to contend with in your
workplace (ovviously this thread isn't addressed to the
doleys among you)?

We have a message board on Outlook here called 'Items for
sale'. This guy put up a pair of trousers. I mean, what a
tight cunt. Couldn't he just take them to a charity shop?
Anyway, someone put up on the thread that they had some
stained pants for sale (hardly the sharp end of wit I know).
I replied that I'd buy them if they were Y fronts and of a
brown and beige colouring. He took exception and emailed us
'jokers' and said "How would you like it?". I apologised but
he still whined. TWAT!!!

Here's his post

for sale: levis cords

beige, bootcut cords, waist 34 leg 34 - £10

they are clean, unpatched and with no fraying on the hems.
selling due to expanded waistline!

contact giles on 4624 or e-mail

What a cunt! I've just realised that he's just uped the
price from £7.50 to £10. Our jibings must have increased
his money-grabbing instincts.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 16:52 [#00190727]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



ALL OF MY WORK COLLEAGUES ASSUME IAM GAY-THEY ARE A BUNCH OF
HOMOPHOBES AND HAVE USED THE SAME REDUNDANT NON-FUNNY
OBVIOUS DOUBLE ENTREDRES FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. I KID YOU
NOT. EG-MY GIRLFRIEND IS CALLED JULIA BUT THEY CALL HER
'JULIAN'...OH IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS. SORRY ABOUT THE
CAPS LOCK.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-23 16:52 [#00190731]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



THAT'S OK KEN. I'd love to work there, it sounds like a
guffaw an hour.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-23 16:57 [#00190739]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



I'm tempted to post a thread called 'Sense of humour for
sale. Ideal for web designers and people who've worked here
too long. £pricelss'.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 16:58 [#00190741]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



it cracks me up-my nickmname is fudgepacker and i take
regular strolls up the cadbury canal. and the fun doesnt
stop there-they tell all these jokes to the other sales
regions who-understandably, have to retort likewise as you
would when you were up agaisnt such cutting edge humour as
which i luckily experiance on a second-by-second basis.

good night my friend.

 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-23 16:58 [#00190742]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



My employees right now are actually pretty easy to get along
with. But I worked in a supermarket a couple years ago
which was hell...everyone was in a well-established clique
and they never talked to the new guys (namely, me). I quit
after 8 months.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-23 16:59 [#00190745]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



KEN your workplace sounds pretty awful.

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-23 17:01 [#00190749]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



See you later guys.

 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-23 17:02 [#00190751]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



apsrt from the nature of the 'comedy' its the annoyance of
it on a day to day basis-i mean really, if you could imagine
someone telling THE SAME SERIES OF JOKES for three years you
can imagine how tedious it is. but hey at least i have a job
until friday when i leave anyway!!

over and out see y'all tomoz...

 

Messageboard index