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I will merrily go to whatever Victorian Home for Wayward Homos you're currently locked up in and fuck you: In the missing eye In the good eye In the brown eye And then you can ask nurse for more drugs. |
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The winds of fortune blow fickle for sure, be not quick to cast misfortune on your fellow man for you might find your self being buggers by a bearded Latvian in a skip for 50p and a mars bar |
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careful you don't bust a gut with all that bile dear. i've already posted my home address once this week, i'll be on the lookout for a raddled old wino trying to get it up so he can he can grind out a hatefuck from his "grisly balls" |
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too many "he cans" but not enough pint cans for dan, amirite?!?!?!? |
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The storm has passed. We may continue to exist. |
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I know you're practically in a coma, but, moving forward, you can't wound me with things that I've willingly shared with you. So harping on about drinking or aping my already knowing "amirite!??!?!"doesn't affect me. Good luck differentiating between the "raddled old winos" who make up your fucking bedfellows and my "nosferatu relic" face. You cunt. You look like some Lord of the Rings Athena Poster that someone pissed on and left out to stew for 30 years. Pick me out, inbetween the hallucinations and the assisted trips to the toilet. Think of me when they're wiping your arse. |
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ima big boy and i can wipe my own bum bum. though what i wipe off does leave me in mind of you, yes. when should i expect your powerful winkle to blind me, then? perhaps you and mohamed can have a sexy forbidden kiss while you doubleteam this poor, sad hobbit? or will you wake up tomorrow feeling a little bit embarrassed as you slurp at your breakfast beer? |
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That would presuppose that I gave a solitary shit what you think, but good try. Anyway, I'm about to enjoy my freedom, you ... eat a bit of vegan quiche and attend a workshop for ... paedos... or whatever it is you do in your living nightmare. |
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A little bit hasty on my part it seems |
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my "living nightmare" is funded by your hard-earned taxes, let's not forget that. perhaps you should be glad. jog on then you rancid dreck |
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I regret making this thread |
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you know the battle of keyboard warriors is lost when you're invoking... paedos... |
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And we’re done. |
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i fucking hope so, it gives me no pleasure having a dingdong on here |
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im sure neither of your hold grudges, will all be forgotten in the morning |
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I know if I ever find a severed pair of bollocks through the letter box it will be from someone on here |
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Luckily, unlike you, I don't share a ward with them. |
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i thought you were off out on the razz, hopefully to get some old horror to cure your brewer's droop for a few sad moments? |
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i like to imagine roger's son reading xltronic and thinking wow, my dad is so cool |
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I like to think of your son going "wow, I'm French, I live in an artist commune squat, and my dad's my mum. Cool" |
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The good news is in the future your mum's internet of things doorbell will be able to use artificial intelligence to run a facial recognition algorithm on everyone that approaches her door then upload their biometric data to the cloud and compare it to a crowdsourced database of suspicious persons and send a push notification to her mobile phone warning her that a match was found. |
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Of course measures must be taken to ensure the algorithm is unbiased. Users who disproportionately flag people of color as suspicious may have to have certain privileges revoked. |
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lol |
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are we all friends again now |
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