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5 members battling it out for the title of best host. Lots of off camera bitching. I’d watch. Who would you like to see? Roger Wilco Belb Tony Danza Mohamed Monoid Or maybe: Mermaidman Cliff glitchard Indeksical Hyperflake Umbroman the third What about: Welt dadonck Steve McQueen Waphevace Epicmegatracks |
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fucking hell man, that first group might get a bit lively! we'd need the assistance of prodigal webmaster phobiazero to keep the peace what would all your meals be? i'd have: - special spicy salad with red onion, peppers, cubed feta, black olives, chinese leaf, peanuts and honey mustard n hotsauce dressing - bombay badboy pot noodle over cheese on toast, served with tortilla chips and brown sauce - vanilla ice cream with cheerios and chocolate sauce |
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re: guests, how about: dariusgriffin ceri jc pomme de terre jedi chris mimi |
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I forgot Juliette. Others aren’t really here anymore. Would be nice to see Mimi once in a while. You’re main sounds interesting. Not too soggy is it? |
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nah not soggy, i've got pot noodles down to a fine art. it's best if you butter the toast, mix it with the grated cheddar then melt it under the grill before you add the noodle, crushed crisps and a lattice of hp i was just thinking to make sparks fly, juliette vs ceri on politics, jason and chris can hash out the banning incident, mimi is a wildcard addition but may end up with her head in her hands |
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(i forgot to add, rip up the toast into bits before you mix it with the cheese and grill it, not that this is really gourmet shit or anyone cares but it'll annoy me if i don't get it just so) |
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i need to warn you that there is a good chance that i will only be in it to eat your food and not make much of an effort for mine but i've got a wii |
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I hope you like rancid lumpy brown slip because that's what you'll be eating and producing afterwards |
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Slop! |
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i’m sure indexical would give me lower points than i deserve so he could win |
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u punk ass bitch |
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I'd get very drunk and be asleep/unconscious by 9, at which point belb would draw a cock on my forehead with a marker pen, and wee in my trainers before everyone left, leaving the front door open, whereupon I am later burgled. And I wouldn't blame any of them. |
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does sound like my sort of move tbh. passive-aggressive "for the lols but not really" kind of thing. though if i'm allowed off the wagon for the evening i might just fall asleep myself, possibly with my head in a pot plant |
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instead of dinner can we do a Survivor: Zilty Island thing? I still want to be on Roger's team so he can call me, like, a "slotted ponce" while I struggle weeping to construct a shelter out of palm leaves |
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Belb's salad will be the reward for the final challenge, please (ostrich race) |
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I'm scoring you a 1 regardless. |
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i'll jizz in your soup |
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if it does come down to hosting though - appetizers: onion bhaji w yogurt sauce, pizza margherita main course: jerk chicken, mujadara, spicy thai salad, vinho verde dessert: apple raspberry crumble w vanilla ice cream, cheese plate, coffee, tea postprandials: amaretto, frangelico, tia maria, grand marnier, and the cheapest most venomous cigarillos I can acquire. we'll do each other's nails |
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that sounds great, brilliant selection! |
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Start: prawn cocktail Main: fondue Dessert: arctic roll |
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+ tennents super |
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And babycham |
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Totally unironically I do do a Prawn Cocktail for occasions. I love 80's Cuisine. Orange Juice for a Starter, Prawn Cocktail, Steak and Chips, Irish Coffee, fucking lovely. Mind you I did work in a Berni Inn. Danza's menu sounds the lush. I did get a dirty great Jerk Chicken "Family Meal" the other day from a local Caribbean place (very authentic food though I'll be honest the staff are West Indian with a greater margin to the Indian) - did for about three days. Who can eat so much coleslaw? |
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My dad used to have Tennents Cans (not Super or Special Brew, but... I don't think you get regular Tennents anymore) with a naughty "Glamour" lady on there... Good times. I went to Art School with Stella Tennants, and saw her muff. but I wrongly assumed she was heir to the Tramp's Piss empire. |
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I love all three of courses, I would actually love to make this meal. Prawn cocktail is gorgeous when done well. |
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Scrambled egg on toast with two sausages each from the butcher's Chocolate ice cream with chocolate Swiss roll You can tell I can't cook lol Might be getting an OT soon to teach me cooking |
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