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How close do you get? I like to use the tip of my nose to open the sphincter a little. |
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are you the Tesco bum sniffer? |
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So brazen. I love it. |
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always go straight for the chocolate starfish? |
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the risk factor amplifies his jollies |
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start off on biffins bridge and sniff along that for a while |
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but before u must keep the conversation on a high level |
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problem is, all girls talk a whole other language |
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the top comment is my fave youtube comment ever |
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Someone wanted to this video |
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WANKED |
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My friends girlfriend said the other month that she can't watch ace Ventura anymore because it's so transphobic but I don't remember what she's talking about? |
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this bit |
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fucking bizzare |
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the worst one. on point |
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Lol! |
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imagine how many bums are being sniffed in motorway service station toilets up and down the country at this momnet |
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moment even, high court judges sniffing the arses of lorry drivers, Estate agents nosing the crevices of hairy bikers (not necessarily the cookery show ones) |
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Just gave me a semi tbh |
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yeah imagine David Dickinson in leather trousers, and denim jacket with rhinestones. and over his shoulder in a reverse 69 is Alan Titchmarsh totally nude covered in vaseline sniffing his sweaty arse "That's the real deal.." on the other side of the room Pat Sharp is masturbating two Somalian Pirates while sucking on a used urinal cake, his mullet matted with spunk |
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would be like the toilets from the shining |
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Greg Wallace face fucking a bust of himself made of reformed scotch eggs |
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i put my nostril in the bum and take a good whiff |
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good bum odor |
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Got diahrrea today. |
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My kinda tune |
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hah wow what a revolting Art Project, nice. i am not desperate to own one though |
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That's some disturbing shit right there. |
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from here |
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im eyeing the tumor keychain |
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severed penis necklace tickles my interest as a german with taste |
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Almost gone. There's only 1 left. lol |
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Amazing, that's my christmas shopping sorted. |
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If the tumour keychain didn't have hair it would be an instant buy. I don't want hair getting all caught up in my keys. |
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ja, the hair is disgustingly great but can also be annoying. i bookmarked the site and will have a look from time to time. i would buy something small with a weird face to put on my speaker |
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Is this one for the thread about liking something others might not like? Seriously I imagined my dog farting real close to your nose a few minutes ago. The only reason your not touching his anus is to add tension. Millimetres. It’s not meant as an insult, far from it. You’re were willingly doing it, proactive even. Do you suck in farts? Is that a thing? It must be... |
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Sorry for the typos was getting carried away |
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imagine Bruce Forsyth inserting his vaselined chin into Jabbas anus |
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jimmy hill commentating |
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I reckon loads of people like sniffing bums so it didn't cross my mind for that thread, that obviously says a lot about me. I don't suck in, at least by my definition, because that's through the mouth and I'm a nose guy. The mouth is for actual poo nuggets only. |
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I've done five (5) full size, bowl filling shits today and now I'm hungry. Fucking America. |
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