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Sniffing someone's bum
 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 19:47 [#02588190]
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How close do you get? I like to use the tip of my nose to
open the sphincter a little.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 19:50 [#02588192]
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are you the Tesco bum sniffer?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 19:51 [#02588193]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:06 [#02588195]
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So brazen. I love it.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-26 20:06 [#02588196]
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always go straight for the chocolate starfish?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:17 [#02588203]
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the risk factor amplifies his jollies


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:17 [#02588204]
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start off on biffins bridge and sniff along that for a while



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-26 20:27 [#02588206]
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but before u must keep the conversation on a high level
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offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-26 20:31 [#02588207]
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problem is, all girls talk a whole other language
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:34 [#02588208]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:35 [#02588209]
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the top comment is my fave youtube comment ever


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-26 20:40 [#02588210]
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Freakwincey ‎– I Farted, Rephlex ‎– CAT 060 CD


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:46 [#02588211]
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Someone wanted to this video


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:46 [#02588212]
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WANKED


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:48 [#02588213]
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My friends girlfriend said the other month that she can't
watch ace Ventura anymore because it's so transphobic but I
don't remember what she's talking about?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:50 [#02588214]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-26 20:51 [#02588215]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:51 [#02588216]
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this bit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 20:53 [#02588217]
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fucking bizzare


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-27 02:38 [#02588224]
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the worst one. on point
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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:08 [#02588225]
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Lol!


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-27 02:11 [#02588226]
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god's judgment


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:26 [#02588227]
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imagine how many bums are being sniffed in motorway service
station toilets up and down the country at this momnet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:28 [#02588228]
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moment even, high court judges sniffing the arses of lorry
drivers, Estate agents nosing the crevices of hairy bikers
(not necessarily the cookery show ones)


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:29 [#02588229]
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Just gave me a semi tbh


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:39 [#02588231]
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yeah imagine David Dickinson in leather trousers, and denim
jacket with rhinestones. and over his shoulder in a reverse
69 is Alan Titchmarsh totally nude covered in vaseline
sniffing his sweaty arse

"That's the real deal.."

on the other side of the room Pat Sharp is masturbating two
Somalian Pirates while sucking on a used urinal cake, his
mullet matted with spunk


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:52 [#02588232]
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would be like the toilets from the shining


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 02:57 [#02588233]
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Greg Wallace face fucking a bust of himself made of reformed
scotch eggs


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-27 08:14 [#02588241]
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i put my nostril in the bum and take a good whiff


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-27 08:15 [#02588242]
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good bum odor


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 10:39 [#02588244]
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Got diahrrea today.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-27 12:09 [#02588245]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-27 13:19 [#02588246]
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My kinda tune


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-30 23:24 [#02588366]
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kids


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-31 00:23 [#02588372]
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hah wow what a revolting Art Project, nice. i am not
desperate to own one though


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-31 00:34 [#02588373]
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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-31 04:42 [#02588381]
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That's some disturbing shit right there.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-31 10:40 [#02588385]
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from here
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offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-31 10:43 [#02588386]
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im eyeing the tumor keychain
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offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-31 10:47 [#02588387]
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severed penis necklace tickles my interest
as a german with taste

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offline DADONCK from here on 2019-10-31 10:48 [#02588388]
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Almost gone. There's only 1 left.
lol


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-01 10:54 [#02588422]
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Amazing, that's my christmas shopping sorted.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-01 11:03 [#02588423]
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If the tumour keychain didn't have hair it would be an
instant buy. I don't want hair getting all caught up in my
keys.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-11-01 15:47 [#02588425]
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ja, the hair is disgustingly great but can also be annoying.
i bookmarked the site and will have a look from time to
time. i would buy something small with a weird face to put
on my speaker


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-11-01 19:27 [#02588434]
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Is this one for the thread about liking something others
might not like?

Seriously I imagined my dog farting real close to your nose
a few minutes ago. The only reason your not touching his
anus is to add tension. Millimetres. It’s not meant as an
insult, far from it. You’re were willingly doing it,
proactive even.

Do you suck in farts? Is that a thing? It must be...


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-11-01 19:29 [#02588435]
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Sorry for the typos was getting carried away


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-01 20:26 [#02588438]
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imagine Bruce Forsyth inserting his vaselined chin into
Jabbas anus


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-01 20:27 [#02588439]
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jimmy hill commentating


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-02 03:01 [#02588462]
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I reckon loads of people like sniffing bums so it didn't
cross my mind for that thread, that obviously says a lot
about me. I don't suck in, at least by my definition,
because that's through the mouth and I'm a nose guy. The
mouth is for actual poo nuggets only.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-02 03:05 [#02588463]
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I've done five (5) full size, bowl filling shits today and
now I'm hungry. Fucking America.


 


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