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Rise of Skywalker
 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-25 10:26 [#02588104]
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You lot can moan all you want. I can’t wait!

final trailer


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-25 11:50 [#02588105]
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ugh it's Tumblr: The Movie

Rey holds up her lightsaber and says "for the honor of
Greyskull" and suddenly Chewbacca is a Gay and Yoda is trans
and wears a hijab

the ultimate franchise for soy boys, bug men, and SJWs


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-25 11:59 [#02588106]
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If the treatment meted out to the original characters in the
last two films is anything to go by, I look forward to
Chewbacca being executed by hanging, Wedge coming back only
to burn alive in the wreckage of a Y-Wing, and Lando being
castrated.


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-25 12:21 [#02588107]
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I don't think I care for their portrayal of Vader in this
episode


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-25 13:12 [#02588108]
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Darth Linctus


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-25 14:00 [#02588109]
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Rise of Dryjacker


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-25 14:38 [#02588110]
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If The final frame isn't Walrus Man winking at the camera,
suggesting the whole saga was just some shaggy dog story
told in the cantina, I'll be upset.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-25 15:14 [#02588114]
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LoL Tony Danza you do make me laugh.

Bunch of cynical ponces!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-25 16:07 [#02588115]
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haha fucking brill


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-25 16:38 [#02588117]
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I want to see them break the fourth wall, and fly an X-Wing
past Earth, which a young George Lucas catches a glimpse of,
goes "huh?", rubs his eyes, walks off into the distance
whilst the Star Wars tune swells. AND CUT TO CREDITS


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-25 16:50 [#02588118]
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im waiting for sarlacc the movie, I envisage it a bit like
howards way but set on tatooine


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-10-25 22:39 [#02588158]
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I think we all need to reach consensus right fucking now
that the entire 7-8-9 trilogy is a pile of frogshit, or I
can't be friends with you guys anymore.


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-25 23:05 [#02588161]
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this is better than the prequels


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-10-26 00:55 [#02588165]
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do you think they gave c3po that line just so they could put
it in the trailer


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-10-26 00:56 [#02588166]
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also this has to be the most irritating version of the star
wars theme, sounds like a fucking video game


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-26 10:34 [#02588170]
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I guess that we’re not friends anymore. Because I can go
back to being a kid and just enjoy the movies without be No
some fucking critique.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 10:47 [#02588171]
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Movie trivia: the script actually read "it stinks" for the
first thing said in the trailer but they changed it to "it's
instinct" and went with it

Might as well put reject harry potter music in it, all these
movies are made by the same people anyway.

a simple wiki-government search:
On a sword, the crossguard, or cross-guard, also known as
quillon,[1] is a bar of metal at right angles to the blade,
placed between the blade and the hilt. The crossguard was
developed in the European sword around the 10th century
for the protection of the wielder's hand.

See how stupid culture is, decades and centuries back people
were inventing cameras and airships and shit, now nobody has
the slightest clue how anything even works.

The girl will be the next artificially selected idiot
magazine girl and the guy will be the next will sniff
starring in ass wide shit 2.

The masses used to have good taste, michael jackson and
mariah carey make good damn music, it's not cuz those were
the good old days and the kids should get off my lawn, it's
that culture was hijacked, and everything was
hijacked by some sort of borg diarrheararians, which is
probably the name of one of the cgi alien species in the
movie. hey the popular fiction is as imaginative as the
touchscreen facebook population. think how dumb the person
of average intelligence is; half of the people are even
dumber than that.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 10:50 [#02588172]
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This shit is so funny, it's just full of so much fail, maybe
that's secretly why they keep making them. if solipsism is
true, then *I* made the movie, I'm sorry about that.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 10:55 [#02588173]
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Is that how to "succeed" on twitter by the way?- maybe have
a bot scour "tweets" from 2+ years ago and copy paste the
most popular ones pretending they're your own?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 11:00 [#02588174]
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That's it! It is sarlacc the movie, this is what it's
like being slowly digested by a sarlacc. Man this movie is
surreal, and deep.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-26 11:20 [#02588175]
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It’s a trailer


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-26 11:48 [#02588177]
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Looks like a gay old couple of hours. My mate sent me the
spoilers the other day, they're hilarious.


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-26 19:15 [#02588187]
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I did laugh at The Ruse of Skywoker.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-27 16:44 [#02588249]
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I love ya, Zephyr Twin, may the force be with you!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-27 16:45 [#02588250]
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Yeah because you’re a massive wanker


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-28 10:46 [#02588284]
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Ha ha I do take I all very seriously!

Anway that was for saying I had become a wanker myself the
other week!


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-29 10:08 [#02588309]
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I see the Game of LOLs guys have bailed on doing their own SW Trilogy.

Why? It makes no sense? This is the HOTTEST IP in culture
today, building on over 40 years of brand loyalty and
storytelling. And remember, these films are only for kids,
and there's statistically never been more kids on the planet
than today. Surely they're all clamouring to see more Space
Moralising? So why drop this now?

The only people that didn't like Last Jedi were neckbeards
and incels, and they're the minority right? I guess it was
the fact that the world's largest ethnic group, the Chinese,
gave it a hard pass, for some inexplicable reason (not
Progressive enough?!?!?!? Too few powerful women? Just the
one asian?)... I hope this means Rian Johnson gets to
complete his trilogy where he subverts all our expectations
and makes a Star Wars film shorn of any tedious WHITE MAN
FUCKING STAR WARS and gives Disney what they want; a
meaningless tableau of action scenes that the Chinese can
use to graft on their own story that fits their narrative.

And if it fucks off Whitey, so much the better.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-29 14:46 [#02588310]
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Rian the God takes another two scalps


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-30 01:56 [#02588320]
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Roger Wilco XIV: Still Angry About Kids Space Movie


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-30 06:44 [#02588322]
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Ah, the sophisticated "You mad bro?" shutdown. Classic.

So clever. And funny too.

Black Face President Guy got me.


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-30 12:08 [#02588329]
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A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At
one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As
the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very
young and beautiful gay muppet also attempting to cross. The
gay muppet asked if they could help him cross to the other
side.

The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken
vows not to touch a gay muppet.

Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the gay
muppet, carried him across the river, placed him gently on
the other side, and carried on his journey.

The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened.
After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an
hour passed without a word between them.

Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk
could not contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As
monks, we are not permitted to touch a gay muppet, how could
you then carry that gay muppet on your shoulders?”

The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set
him down on the other side of the river, why are you still
carrying him?”


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-10-30 12:56 [#02588330]
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They ruined it


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-30 14:21 [#02588335]
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Relying on the faux-outrage that mermaidmeh disingenuously
contrived about "gay muppets" makes you look like a bigger
cunt than usual.

Well done. Really. Stay arch, meta and insincere, it suits
you. It is you.


 

offline Tony Danza from Hillary 2020 on 2019-10-30 14:48 [#02588336]
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Folks, I've never had concern of gay muppets, it is some
fake news of the Turkish media whose long sinister fingers I
constantly imagine dandling the nuggety weight of my plums


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-30 15:10 [#02588339]
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I think we can all agree the original 3 are still great,
everything else is up for debate. Personally for me Star
Wars ended in 1983, that's where I choose to get off. that
doesn't mean I wont eek some enjoyment out of the new ones,
at least they aren't the phantom menace, I will probably
enjoy the new tv series as well to a certain extent. I
suppose what im saying is that I personally would have been
happy with the original 3 films and nothing else, my
imagination can fill in the rest, I don't need to see a
storm trooper with no helmet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-30 15:10 [#02588340]
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I think we can all agree the original 3 are still great,
everything else is up for debate. Personally for me Star
Wars ended in 1983, that's where I choose to get off. that
doesn't mean I wont eek some enjoyment out of the new ones,
at least they aren't the phantom menace, I will probably
enjoy the new tv series as well to a certain extent. I
suppose what im saying is that I personally would have been
happy with the original 3 films and nothing else, my
imagination can fill in the rest, I don't need to see a
storm trooper with no helmet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-30 15:11 [#02588341]
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ooh double post


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-30 19:31 [#02588351]
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The only good star wars movie was spaceballs. They knew the
only value it had was parody from the get go.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-30 20:20 [#02588358]
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rise of the skinflute


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-30 21:42 [#02588362]
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"faux outrage" lol do u really want me to link the thread


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-30 21:49 [#02588363]
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i watch sesame street: bert and ernie's great adventures
once every year in honor of that thread


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-30 23:08 [#02588365]
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I found the thread:
LAZY_TITLE
It got 0 replies because people thought they were alex jones
links, which is understandable because that's now an
unwatchable show about drag queens, abortion and trump.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-10-31 05:59 [#02588382]
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star wars


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-31 14:55 [#02588394]
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As if you even fucking know what it means. Anyway, pick up
outside Aldi, chop chop.


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-31 16:05 [#02588397]
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it's not my faux outrage bro it's your reel? outrage and i
enjoy it very much


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-31 16:08 [#02588398]
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tu es hilarant mon frere


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-31 16:19 [#02588399]
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je suis un etudiant de français


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-31 16:20 [#02588400]
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mon ami


 

offline Roger Wilco from nude idol on 2019-10-31 16:56 [#02588401]
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I can see you, gurgling amongst the dispossessed Arabs and
Sub-saharans, milling about Paris bewildered by the 20th
Century, let along the 21st.


 

offline mermaidman from anal gymnastics federation on 2019-10-31 17:13 [#02588402]
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the 21st century revealed that the muppets u watched as a
kid were gay bro deal with it


 


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