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You lot can moan all you want. I can’t wait! |
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ugh it's Tumblr: The Movie Rey holds up her lightsaber and says "for the honor of Greyskull" and suddenly Chewbacca is a Gay and Yoda is trans and wears a hijab the ultimate franchise for soy boys, bug men, and SJWs |
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If the treatment meted out to the original characters in the last two films is anything to go by, I look forward to Chewbacca being executed by hanging, Wedge coming back only to burn alive in the wreckage of a Y-Wing, and Lando being castrated. |
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I don't think I care for their in this episode |
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Darth Linctus |
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Rise of Dryjacker |
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If The final frame isn't Walrus Man winking at the camera, suggesting the whole saga was just some shaggy dog story told in the cantina, I'll be upset. |
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LoL Tony Danza you do make me laugh. Bunch of cynical ponces! |
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haha fucking brill |
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I want to see them break the fourth wall, and fly an X-Wing past Earth, which a young George Lucas catches a glimpse of, goes "huh?", rubs his eyes, walks off into the distance whilst the Star Wars tune swells. AND CUT TO CREDITS |
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im waiting for sarlacc the movie, I envisage it a bit like howards way but set on tatooine |
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I think we all need to reach consensus right fucking now that the entire 7-8-9 trilogy is a pile of frogshit, or I can't be friends with you guys anymore. |
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is better than the prequels |
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do you think they gave c3po that line just so they could put it in the trailer |
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also this has to be the most irritating version of the star wars theme, sounds like a fucking video game |
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I guess that we’re not friends anymore. Because I can go back to being a kid and just enjoy the movies without be No some fucking critique. |
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Movie trivia: the script actually read "it stinks" for the first thing said in the trailer but they changed it to "it's instinct" and went with it Might as well put reject harry potter music in it, all these movies are made by the same people anyway. a simple wiki-government search: On a sword, the crossguard, or cross-guard, also known as quillon,[1] is a bar of metal at right angles to the blade, placed between the blade and the hilt. The crossguard was developed in the European sword around the 10th century for the protection of the wielder's hand. See how stupid culture is, decades and centuries back people were inventing cameras and airships and shit, now nobody has the slightest clue how anything even works. The girl will be the next artificially selected idiot magazine girl and the guy will be the next will sniff starring in ass wide shit 2. The masses used to have good taste, michael jackson and mariah carey make good damn music, it's not cuz those were the good old days and the kids should get off my lawn, it's that culture was hijacked, and everything was hijacked by some sort of borg diarrheararians, which is probably the name of one of the cgi alien species in the movie. hey the popular fiction is as imaginative as the touchscreen facebook population. think how dumb the person of average intelligence is; half of the people are even dumber than that. |
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This shit is so funny, it's just full of so much fail, maybe that's secretly why they keep making them. if solipsism is true, then *I* made the movie, I'm sorry about that. |
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Is that how to "succeed" on twitter by the way?- maybe have a bot scour "tweets" from 2+ years ago and copy paste the most popular ones pretending they're your own? |
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That's it! It is sarlacc the movie, this is what it's like being slowly digested by a sarlacc. Man this movie is surreal, and deep. |
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It’s a trailer |
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Looks like a gay old couple of hours. My mate sent me the spoilers the other day, they're hilarious. |
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I did laugh at The Ruse of Skywoker. |
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I love ya, Zephyr Twin, may the force be with you! |
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Yeah because you’re a massive wanker |
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Ha ha I do take I all very seriously! Anway that was for saying I had become a wanker myself the other week! |
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I see the Game of LOLs guys . Why? It makes no sense? This is the HOTTEST IP in culture today, building on over 40 years of brand loyalty and storytelling. And remember, these films are only for kids, and there's statistically never been more kids on the planet than today. Surely they're all clamouring to see more Space Moralising? So why drop this now? The only people that didn't like Last Jedi were neckbeards and incels, and they're the minority right? I guess it was the fact that the world's largest ethnic group, the Chinese, gave it a hard pass, for some inexplicable reason (not Progressive enough?!?!?!? Too few powerful women? Just the one asian?)... I hope this means Rian Johnson gets to complete his trilogy where he subverts all our expectations and makes a Star Wars film shorn of any tedious WHITE MAN FUCKING STAR WARS and gives Disney what they want; a meaningless tableau of action scenes that the Chinese can use to graft on their own story that fits their narrative. And if it fucks off Whitey, so much the better. |
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Rian the God takes another two scalps |
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Roger Wilco XIV: Still Angry About Kids Space Movie |
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Ah, the sophisticated "You mad bro?" shutdown. Classic. So clever. And funny too. Black Face President Guy got me. |
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A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful gay muppet also attempting to cross. The gay muppet asked if they could help him cross to the other side. The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a gay muppet. Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the gay muppet, carried him across the river, placed him gently on the other side, and carried on his journey. The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them. Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could not contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted to touch a gay muppet, how could you then carry that gay muppet on your shoulders?” The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set him down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying him?” |
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They ruined it |
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Relying on the faux-outrage that mermaidmeh disingenuously contrived about "gay muppets" makes you look like a bigger cunt than usual. Well done. Really. Stay arch, meta and insincere, it suits you. It is you. |
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Folks, I've never had concern of gay muppets, it is some fake news of the Turkish media whose long sinister fingers I constantly imagine dandling the nuggety weight of my plums |
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I think we can all agree the original 3 are still great, everything else is up for debate. Personally for me Star Wars ended in 1983, that's where I choose to get off. that doesn't mean I wont eek some enjoyment out of the new ones, at least they aren't the phantom menace, I will probably enjoy the new tv series as well to a certain extent. I suppose what im saying is that I personally would have been happy with the original 3 films and nothing else, my imagination can fill in the rest, I don't need to see a storm trooper with no helmet |
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I think we can all agree the original 3 are still great, everything else is up for debate. Personally for me Star Wars ended in 1983, that's where I choose to get off. that doesn't mean I wont eek some enjoyment out of the new ones, at least they aren't the phantom menace, I will probably enjoy the new tv series as well to a certain extent. I suppose what im saying is that I personally would have been happy with the original 3 films and nothing else, my imagination can fill in the rest, I don't need to see a storm trooper with no helmet |
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ooh double post |
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The only good star wars movie was spaceballs. They knew the only value it had was parody from the get go. |
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rise of the skinflute |
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"faux outrage" lol do u really want me to link the thread |
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i watch sesame street: bert and ernie's great adventures once every year in honor of that thread |
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I found the thread: It got 0 replies because people thought they were alex jones links, which is understandable because that's now an unwatchable show about drag queens, abortion and trump. |
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star wars |
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As if you even fucking know what it means. Anyway, pick up outside Aldi, chop chop. |
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it's not my faux outrage bro it's your reel? outrage and i enjoy it very much |
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tu es hilarant mon frere |
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je suis un etudiant de français |
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mon ami |
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I can see you, gurgling amongst the dispossessed Arabs and Sub-saharans, milling about Paris bewildered by the 20th Century, let along the 21st. |
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the 21st century revealed that the muppets u watched as a kid were gay bro deal with it |
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