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LAZY_TITLE sounds like a star wars droid |
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belbbirds also "blast their notes directly into a curious female's face", though with notably less success |
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Lemme tell you about some bird theory I've come up with. Birds have no arms and therefore they can't rape, think about it. A male can't pin a female down because he has no arms. Therefore only consential sex is naturally possible. This is why there's so much complicated mating behavior (see birds of paradise) and birdsong among these crazy armless creatures; there's strong sexual selection pressure because males must mesmerize a female into voluntarily mating. This is also why human females aren't wowed into mating by playing autechre. Humans have arms so they can rape and most human evolution is based on rape, so female humans never evolved strong sexual selection pressure toward autechre bleeps and boops because they're gonna have sex and reproduce whether or not they like autechre due to rape. This is why I nominate birds to replace humans as earth's most intelligent species. They more naturally tend toward voluntaryism. |
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hmm, interesting. This site says 3% of bird species can rape. Also notable that ducks don't have elaborate songs. Maybe in birds of paradise the arms race isn't penis vs vagina corkscrewiness but rather hypnosis and immunity to hypnosis. |
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imagine being raped by an ostrich, you couldn't outrun it with your trousers round your ankles |
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Maybe you could if the ostrich also had trousers around its ankles. |
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lool ive had a idea for a film like duel but staring an ostrich |
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That could be great, especially with muppetty close ups of the ostriches face so it could have overly dramatic rolly eyes and stuff when raping. Too bad you need illuminati approval to create a successful film. You could create the film at a huge loss though and have it seen by 3 people, they still let you do that. |
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Hollywood accounting |
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I think for extra horror it would have to be Bernie Clifton on a Viagra fuelled rampage |
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in post apocalyptic allied carpet store |
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Hallo Mohamed-i |
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so its like we walk 200 metres together and you discover the tropical birds singing to God with me not sure they want to be whipped |
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let alone wympy |
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