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cool sounding bird
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-22 17:21 [#02588006]
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LAZY_TITLE

sounds like a star wars droid


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-22 17:50 [#02588007]
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belbbirds also "blast their notes directly into a curious
female's face", though with notably less success


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-22 18:44 [#02588008]
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Lemme tell you about some bird theory I've come up with.
Birds have no arms and therefore they can't rape, think
about it. A male can't pin a female down because he has no
arms. Therefore only consential sex is naturally possible.
This is why there's so much complicated mating behavior (see
birds of paradise) and birdsong among these crazy armless
creatures; there's strong sexual selection pressure because
males must mesmerize a female into voluntarily mating. This
is also why human females aren't wowed into mating by
playing autechre. Humans have arms so they can rape and most
human evolution is based on rape, so female humans never
evolved strong sexual selection pressure toward autechre
bleeps and boops because they're gonna have sex and
reproduce whether or not they like autechre due to rape.
This is why I nominate birds to replace humans as earth's
most intelligent species. They more naturally tend toward
voluntaryism.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-22 19:20 [#02588010]
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no

RAPEY_MALLARDS


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-22 22:45 [#02588011]
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hmm, interesting. This site says 3% of bird species can
rape.

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Also notable that ducks don't have elaborate songs. Maybe in
birds of paradise the arms race isn't penis vs vagina
corkscrewiness but rather hypnosis and immunity to hypnosis.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-22 22:46 [#02588012]
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imagine being raped by an ostrich, you couldn't outrun it
with your trousers round your ankles


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-22 22:54 [#02588014]
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Maybe you could if the ostrich also had trousers around its
ankles.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-22 23:02 [#02588015]
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lool ive had a idea for a film like duel but staring an
ostrich


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-23 00:31 [#02588022]
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That could be great, especially with muppetty close ups of
the ostriches face so it could have overly dramatic rolly
eyes and stuff when raping. Too bad you need illuminati
approval to create a successful film. You could create the
film at a huge loss though and have it seen by 3 people,
they still let you do that.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-23 00:52 [#02588023]
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Hollywood accounting


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-23 01:16 [#02588024]
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I think for extra horror it would have to be Bernie Clifton
on a Viagra fuelled rampage


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-23 01:16 [#02588025]
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in post apocalyptic allied carpet store


 

offline mohamed on 2019-10-23 06:29 [#02588026]
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Hallo Mohamed-i


 

offline mohamed on 2019-10-23 06:39 [#02588027]
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so its like we walk 200 metres together and you discover the
tropical birds singing to God with me

not sure they want to be whipped


 

offline mohamed on 2019-10-23 06:42 [#02588029]
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let alone wympy


 


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