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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2019-10-08 15:56 [#02586963]
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Sounds like being stuck on a creaky old pirate ship
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-10-08 17:30 [#02586980]
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Alone, on a creaky old pirate ship. No passengers, no prisoners, no crew. Just Sean and Rob, ripped to their tits on corsair's illicit Moor Rum; "Alllah's Ruin". They've been at sea for 18 months and they're horny as hell. And you're tied over a barrel, your breeches lowered, your bumhole greased with whale blubber....
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-08 17:37 [#02586981]
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keelhauled naked over a ship made of pink wafer and covered in phallic geoducks
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2019-10-08 17:40 [#02586982]
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You can't catch me. I'm unbummable.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-08 17:41 [#02586983]
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40 bearded jack tars tossing themselves on the poop deck
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-08 17:41 [#02586984]
Points: 31006 Status: Lurker | Followup to umbroman3: #02586982
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isn't that the next cliff Richard single? "umbummable"
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RussellDust
on 2019-10-08 18:43 [#02586987]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02586980
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Opening this thread did I expect a discussion re the track? God no. Of course I didn’t!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-08 22:04 [#02586997]
Points: 31006 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02586987
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someone with the username Sim gishel has been chatting to on facebook
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-10-08 22:06 [#02586998]
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you're a taxi driver as well LAZY_TITLE
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-10-08 22:26 [#02587004]
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muslim only on the paper paper boy
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-10-08 22:28 [#02587006]
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chicken only on friday
pussy cat, abort of all cults
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