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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 07:45 [#02586394]
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Have fingers as long as your legs or legs as long as your
fingers?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-30 08:32 [#02586397]
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hah, deja vu! you can't beat a would you rather thread
though. i think i went for the former last time, probably
hastily... does it have loads of knuckles or just the
standard amount?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-30 08:33 [#02586398]
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happy five figures btw


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 08:35 [#02586400]
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Oh shit I didn't even notice.

Same amount of knuckles so you basically have to hold a mug
at arms length then rotate your hand to bring it to your
mouth in a huge sweeping motion.

Loads of knuckles would be great though, fingers like a bike
chain.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 08:37 [#02586401]
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Would you rather be fucked by a horse and no one know or not
be fucked by a horse and have everyone that you ever meet
believe you have been?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 08:39 [#02586402]
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The horse is well endowed btw and sweats loads.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-30 08:44 [#02586403]
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ooh shit, that makes it more difficult. you'd forever be
breaking them and knocking shit over, it'd be more of a
curse than having practically no bottom half. i choose the
latter, you'd just be this guy really


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-30 08:47 [#02586404]
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i'd choose everyone believing horsefuckage, i'm not ready to
go out like mr hands just because of social conventions


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 10:21 [#02586411]
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lol my mate used to sing that when we used to get stoned
behind the train station


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 10:52 [#02586428]
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Would you rather have to move around on your bare knees
everywhere for the rest of your days or never be able to lie
down again (you can still upright)?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 10:53 [#02586429]
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*sit upright


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-30 11:08 [#02586432]
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i can fall asleep quite easily sitting upright, and you
could sit doing most of the things you usually do. fuck
shuffling round on leathery scarred knees all day


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-30 11:11 [#02586433]
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would you rather be haunted by the jingle jangle ghost of
jimmy savile or have the laugh of jimmy carr?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 11:17 [#02586434]
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Definitely savile, I'd end up topping myself if I had Carr's
laugh and up hanging out with savile anyway


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-30 19:59 [#02586469]
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bit of a tricky one, I think having legs as long as my
fingers, cos would be really hard to manipulate anything
with leg long fingers and would be very tiring


 


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