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Y'all hear about the guy with five dicks

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-04 11:38 [#02584717]
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His pants fit like a glove


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-04 15:35 [#02584729]
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Is laughing some sort of primitive social communication,
almost involuntary like a cough or sneeze? I see that this
is "funny", but when funny stuff is analyzed logically the
humor kind of no longer makes sense. Like a penis is just a
biological organ and a glove is just an invention, so if
pants had 5 protrusions, akin to glove fingers, a glove
analogy would be apt. Or "fit like a glove" is a meme; just
a sentence that has become virally popular to an extent,
like when ace ventura parks his car he says "like a glove"
etc. So why is any of this "funny"? It all just seems
logical. Is it imagining the abnormality of having 5
penises? So something is abnormal, so what. Siamese twins
are abnormal, are they "funny"? Polydactyl people. Is it
funny because "penis" is taboo in culture? Like getting
around meme censorship is funny?


offline RussellDust on 2019-09-04 15:44 [#02584733]
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It’s wordplay, Ian.


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-04 23:12 [#02584759]
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I thought of some "word play". What do you call gay porn on
floppy disks where both guys can't get an erection? Floppy
Is that funny, or if I play with legos is that funny, or
only if I play with words?


offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-05 07:52 [#02584770]
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The plural of Lego is Lego my American friend


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-05 08:39 [#02584771]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular | Followup to Indeksical: #02584770

When someone coins a new noun, they are also in charge of
deciding how to pluralize that noun? If I coin a noun, I'm
gonna totally fuck up the pluralization like if Glupht is
the noun, maybe GluphtNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER can be the
pluralization? No, that plays into their divide and conquer,
the pluralization should be ngTheyIllegitimatelyOwn, just
really fuse some truth into the fabric of the language.

Floppy Dicks on Floppy Discs


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