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..ok I know it sounds odd but it actually makes sence if you rate a artist like u would rate a pizza. Example: the beat is the bread and the music is the topping; like Board of Canada is high quality bread with exotic topping, and Aphex Twin is Really good bread in all different shapes and forms with topping you never seen on a pizza before...does anyone get my point? Anyway..i'm gonna use this "Pizza-rating" to rate artists from know on...it's a lot funnier than a technical rating... |
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rate ae then.... |
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havent heard that much Ae..sorry... |
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Prodigy is like ten different slices put together on one big deep-pan Pizza |
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the bread 'd be very thick and dry in the beginning, but after chewing a lot it'd melt slowly and get a better taste every minute.... the topping would fit but still be unrecognizable |
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u got it...*hehe*...havent found out how to rate vocals on the pizza yet...maybe spicy... |
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i like pizza.........keep it up and get us all hungry for pizza and music.....eheheh =0) i like your unique view on things |
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vocals are the smell of the entire thing |
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thanx LeCoeur u little LeWitch... ;) congrats on u'r status... |
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Aphex Twin smells like old concret.... |
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ruff and moldy |
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µ ziq would be a vegitarian....the beatles a margharita |
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i think its called margharita- the one with nothing on, the original n best :) |
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What kind of hallucinogen mushrooms did you eat in your last Pizza, Junktion? I want them too... This topic is hilarious :D LOL |
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sorry woofer...no mushrooms...this is just an example of what 2 days without internet can do to u ;) |
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plaid (at least what i heard from them :)) would be an excellent pizza, with a soft and spicy taste... coil would be a weird pizza, very good but with unidentified strange things on it... squarepusher (at least what i heard from him :)) would be a pizza with green pepper and pimentos... i would see a green pizza if it that is possible, excellent taste, with crunchy bread :) |
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I actually think there would be gumdrops on Squarepusher's pizza =) |
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If I was to liken some of the Aphex music to a pizza, it'd be like this:- The pizza guy arrives with the box, it smells good, yet when you open the box, and look at it, it's just bread - no tomatoe, no topping at all - very disapointing......!!! :) |
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In fact, it looks like its been in the box for over a week!!! ;) (bits of mold growing on it!!) |
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u dislike Aphex?... |
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so your saying your disappointed by aphex' music...or you prefer to eat just bread? |
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or did i just NOT get the point *hehe* |
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NIN pizza would taste a bit like sundried tomatoes, and have black olives on it... |
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tool pizza's topping would be arranged to form symbols, and there would be at least something purple in it... |
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Yes - I find some of Aphex Twin music very disapointing :) |
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a Portishead pizza would be soft tasty bread with fresh salat and the tastyest whip on it.... |
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yeah...and it would be so complex that it would be impossible to slice in equal parts |
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why? what are you doing here then! unles u mean those stupid piano bits....they would be like pizza covered in sweeteners and with lemonade spilled on it |
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eheheh... anyway here are 10:43 am and I'm hungry... mhmm... pizzaaaa... |
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Woofer...were in the same timezone...and ehmm...i'm hungry too...pizza..*drowling* |
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Read the topic 'Recommendation for a Jedi Outcast' - I'm not telling this story again.....you may also find more information on this matter in the topic 'Something Shocking!' ;) |
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Mind you, all this talk of pizza is making me hungry too! Pineapple and ham with lots of onion ... . mmmm...mm...mmmmmmmmm! |
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my head is like pizza that has been regurgitated from a dead dog... (birthday yesterday...red wine and beer and spliff...----ouch) |
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..."like pizza that has been regurgitated from a dead dog" - you must feel really bad!! :) |
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ehehehe... now are 11:58AM astroblaster time... the lunch is waiting for us. |
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...damn...i can't affort lunch today.... |
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thanks junktion i have d/loaded all of the stuff from your mega tastic site...the dog is alive now...feeling a bit dizzy.. |
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squarepusher = deep fried pizza. afx = the starter buffet salad bowl you get in pizza hut, (no beetroot) mira calix-shit slime garlic stuffed crust. george michael-a bit of snot rolled into a stale thud of dough. did you know that joy divisons 'closer' is apparently one of georges favourite albums? no kidding. |
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...i know how u feel young jedi...i too dislike more of what ive heard than like..however it is worse 4 me since i cant even find most of the recommended stuff....ah well, at least i have my pizza to keep me warm! Topping of the day- black olives..mmmm! |
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you cant beat buying a pizza on the way home drunk as a skunk, then waking up in both your bed and your pizza the following afternoon. textbook. |
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the best hangover-thing is the cold pizza in the fridge... |
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definately. that congealed cheese effect does wonders fora hangover. add a bit of hellmanns mayo and its like..'what hangover?' |
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thank god someone else out there who puts mayo on pizza, i can't eat pizza with out mayo |
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i cant beleive anyone would want to put mayo on a pizza! yukaroonie! ..this coming from someone who dips twiglets in marmite |
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twiglets.....yukirooony... |
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hey, have you tried mayo on pizza? cold mayo...do you like mayo? |
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no! and i dont intend to! it tastes like cold feet! |
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i'm off to bed again...knackered out! |
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mayo is the best. its spunk from gods very own pecker. |
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aphex - thin bread, with Jarlsberg-cheese, mushrooms and gravel. |
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