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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 07:47 [#00188514] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | ..ok I know it sounds odd but it actually makes sence if you rate a artist like u would rate a pizza. Example: the
 beat is the bread and the music is the topping; like
 Board of Canada is high quality bread with exotic
 topping, and Aphex Twin is Really good bread in all
 different shapes and forms with topping you never seen on a
 pizza before...does anyone get my point?
 
 Anyway..i'm gonna use this "Pizza-rating" to rate artists
 from know on...it's a lot funnier than a technical
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         |  Cheffe1979
             from fuck (Austria) on 2002-04-22 07:49 [#00188515] Points: 4630 Status: Lurker
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 | rate ae then.... 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 07:51 [#00188518] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | havent heard that much Ae..sorry... 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 07:52 [#00188521] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | Prodigy is like ten different slices put together on one big deep-pan Pizza
 
 
 
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         |  Cheffe1979
             from fuck (Austria) on 2002-04-22 07:55 [#00188524] Points: 4630 Status: Lurker
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 | the bread 'd be very thick and dry in the beginning, but after chewing a lot it'd melt slowly and get a better taste
 every minute....
 
 the topping would fit but still be unrecognizable
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 07:56 [#00188526] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | u got it...*hehe*...havent found out how to rate vocals on the pizza yet...maybe spicy...
 
 
 
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         |  LeCoeur
             from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-04-22 07:58 [#00188528] Points: 8249 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00188526
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 | i like pizza.........keep it up and get us all hungry for pizza and music.....eheheh
 
 =0)
 
 i like your unique view on things
 
 
 
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         |  Cheffe1979
             from fuck (Austria) on 2002-04-22 07:59 [#00188529] Points: 4630 Status: Lurker
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 | vocals are the smell of the entire thing 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 08:01 [#00188531] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to LeCoeur: #00188528
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 | thanx LeCoeur u little LeWitch... ;) congrats on u'r status...
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 08:02 [#00188533] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Cheffe1979: #00188529
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 | Aphex Twin smells like old concret.... 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 08:05 [#00188539] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | ruff and moldy 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 09:13 [#00188580] Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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 | µ ziq would be a vegitarian....the beatles a margharita 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 09:13 [#00188581] Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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 | i think its called margharita- the one with nothing on, the original n best :)
 
 
 
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         |  WooferAttack
             from Milano (Italy) on 2002-04-22 09:20 [#00188588] Points: 12920 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00188514
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 | What kind of hallucinogen mushrooms did you eat in your last Pizza, Junktion? I want them too...
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:23 [#00188589] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | sorry woofer...no mushrooms...this is just an example of what 2 days without internet can do to u ;)
 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2002-04-22 09:23 [#00188590] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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 | plaid (at least what i heard from them :)) would be an excellent pizza, with a soft and spicy taste...
 
 coil would be a weird pizza, very good but with unidentified
 strange things on it...
 
 squarepusher (at least what i heard from him :)) would be a
 pizza with green pepper and pimentos... i would see a green
 pizza if it that is possible, excellent taste, with crunchy
 bread :)
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:25 [#00188591] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | I actually think there would be gumdrops on Squarepusher's pizza =)
 
 
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2002-04-22 09:26 [#00188592] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker
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 | If I was to liken some of the Aphex music to a pizza, it'd be like this:-
 The pizza guy arrives with the box, it smells good, yet when
 you open the box, and look at it, it's just bread - no
 tomatoe, no topping at all - very disapointing......!!!
 
 :)
 
 
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2002-04-22 09:27 [#00188593] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00188592
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 | In fact, it looks like its been in the box for over a week!!!  ;)  (bits of mold growing on it!!)
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:28 [#00188594] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00188592
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 | u dislike Aphex?... 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 09:28 [#00188596] Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00188592
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 | so your saying your disappointed by aphex' music...or you prefer to eat just bread?
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:29 [#00188597] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | or did i just NOT get the point *hehe* 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2002-04-22 09:32 [#00188599] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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 | NIN pizza would taste a bit like sundried tomatoes, and have black olives on it...
 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2002-04-22 09:35 [#00188603] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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 | tool pizza's topping would be arranged to form symbols, and there would be at least something purple in it...
 
 
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2002-04-22 09:37 [#00188605] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #00188596
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 | Yes - I find some of Aphex Twin music very disapointing  :) 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:37 [#00188606] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | a Portishead pizza would be soft tasty bread with fresh salat and the tastyest whip on it....
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:39 [#00188607] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00188603
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 | yeah...and it would be so complex that it would be impossible to slice in equal parts
 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 09:40 [#00188609] Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00188605
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 | why? what are you doing here then! 
 unles u mean those stupid piano bits....they would be like
 pizza covered in sweeteners and with lemonade spilled on it
 
 
 
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         |  WooferAttack
             from Milano (Italy) on 2002-04-22 09:43 [#00188611] Points: 12920 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00188589
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 | eheheh... anyway here are 10:43 am and I'm hungry... mhmm...
 pizzaaaa...
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 09:46 [#00188613] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | Woofer...were in the same timezone...and ehmm...i'm hungry too...pizza..*drowling*
 
 
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2002-04-22 09:48 [#00188616] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #00188609
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 | Read the topic 'Recommendation for a Jedi Outcast' - I'm not telling this story again.....you may also find more
 information on this matter in the topic 'Something
 Shocking!'
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2002-04-22 10:03 [#00188631] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00188613
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 | Mind you, all this talk of pizza is making me hungry too! Pineapple and ham with lots of onion ... .
 mmmm...mm...mmmmmmmmm!
 
 
 
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         |  diastole1
             from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 10:05 [#00188633] Points: 641 Status: Lurker
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 | my head is like pizza that has been regurgitated from a dead dog...
 (birthday yesterday...red wine and beer and
 spliff...----ouch)
 
 
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2002-04-22 10:08 [#00188636] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to diastole1: #00188633
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 | ..."like pizza that has been regurgitated from a dead dog" 
 - you must feel really bad!!
 
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         |  WooferAttack
             from Milano (Italy) on 2002-04-22 10:58 [#00188707] Points: 12920 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00188613
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 | ehehehe... now are 11:58AM astroblaster time... the lunch is waiting for us.
 
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 10:59 [#00188710] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | ...damn...i can't affort lunch today.... 
 
 
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         |  diastole1
             from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:00 [#00188712] Points: 641 Status: Lurker
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 | thanks junktion i have d/loaded all of the stuff from your mega tastic site...the dog is alive now...feeling a bit
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         |  KEN
             from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:02 [#00188714] Points: 1844 Status: Regular
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 | squarepusher = deep fried pizza. 
 afx = the starter buffet salad bowl you get in pizza hut,
 (no beetroot)
 
 mira calix-shit slime garlic stuffed crust.
 
 george michael-a bit of snot rolled into a stale thud of
 dough.
 
 did you know that joy divisons 'closer' is apparently one
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 11:02 [#00188715] Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00188616
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 | ...i know how u feel young jedi...i too dislike more of what ive heard than like..however it is worse 4 me since i cant
 even find most of the recommended stuff....ah well, at least
 i have my pizza to keep me warm!
 
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         |  KEN
             from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:05 [#00188717] Points: 1844 Status: Regular
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 | you cant beat buying a pizza on the way home drunk as a skunk, then waking up in both your bed and your pizza the
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-04-22 11:06 [#00188720] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | the best hangover-thing is the cold pizza in the fridge... 
 
 
 
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         |  KEN
             from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:08 [#00188725] Points: 1844 Status: Regular
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 | definately. that congealed cheese effect does wonders fora hangover. add a bit of hellmanns mayo and its like..'what
 hangover?'
 
 
 
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         |  diastole1
             from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:18 [#00188733] Points: 641 Status: Lurker
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 | thank god someone else out there who puts mayo on pizza, i can't eat pizza with out mayo
 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 11:19 [#00188736] Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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 | i cant beleive anyone would want to put mayo on a pizza! yukaroonie!
 
 ..this coming from someone who dips twiglets in marmite
 
 
 
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         |  diastole1
             from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:20 [#00188739] Points: 641 Status: Lurker
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 | twiglets.....yukirooony... 
 
 
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         |  diastole1
             from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:22 [#00188740] Points: 641 Status: Lurker
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 | hey, have you tried mayo on pizza? cold mayo...do you like mayo?
 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2002-04-22 11:25 [#00188743] Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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 | no! and i dont intend to! it tastes like cold feet! 
 
 
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         |  diastole1
             from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:25 [#00188744] Points: 641 Status: Lurker
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 | i'm off to bed again...knackered out! 
 
 
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         |  KEN
             from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-22 11:27 [#00188748] Points: 1844 Status: Regular
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 | mayo is the best. its spunk from gods very own pecker. 
 
 
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         |  Phresch
             from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-04-22 11:27 [#00188749] Points: 9989 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | aphex - thin bread, with Jarlsberg-cheese, mushrooms and gravel.
 
 
 
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