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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:14 [#02582828]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:17 [#02582829]
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blowjob from the pope

Totally uncategorized

Fucks his ass and fucks his balls in fucking time. This is
in the first movie but the first scene is pretty much the
whole movie with the ass fuck. As you can see the dick is
hard as fuck and a little bit swollen too. The dick is
actually pretty big as well as pretty thick.

Also I was just thinking about the old movie with Jack
Nicholson as the Pope. It's one of my all time favorite bits
of the movie. It's such a great piece of art. So for me it
was always about being horny while watching this. I always
enjoy being sexy on video when I watch it.

Aww, you do understand what you're doing right?!

Yeah but it's funny that you guys did this when we both said
that we don't make a lot of dick pics. That's just not the
case. For us it's a very unique style. It's not for any one
movie or anyone else! This was something we did for our own
edutainment and for the enjoyment of our viewers. To put it
simply: if you look at a lot of old porn, the scene usually
begins way before there is an erection in there.




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:21 [#02582830]
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tony blair fucking a concrete anus

I like it when he looks so fucking pleased with himself, you
know, like a good bitch.

He's fucked a manhole and put his balls in a hole in the
concrete. It's fucking awesome.

A manhole is like a glass of scotch. It's glass with a hole
at the bottom. And you have a hole in it at the top.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:36 [#02582831]
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my best post on xltronic below!

Richard d james new album
__________________________________________________________
The song "One day I'll be the president of the world."
You know what's not so sexy about Barack Obama? You don't
get to write a song about him. The record company thought we
might as well let the President dance as he plays the music
from the movie "Aladdin" on his turntable. As if they
thought we couldn't give a flying fuck about any of the fun
bits that weren't about his sex life. So when John
Mellencamp was given the opportunity to sing on "One Day
I'll be the President of the World," we did what anyone
would do as an eight-track tribute to the man: we turned him
upside down and danced to "Oh Boy."


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:37 [#02582832]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:59 [#02582833]
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monty don's scrotal floaters
(also called trombone floaters in the modern English
speaking world) are small protruding flaps of skin which
hang around the penis and anus. The trombone floaters can
either or not protrude, they are neither hard nor soft.
Sometimes these floaters stick between the penis and anus
and the penis itself. If they stick out to the side or are
not fully attached the penis can easily slide down to
ejaculate through them without pain.
If there are trombone floaters between the penis and anus
they can be painful. There is no known cure for them.


 


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