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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:14 [#02582828]
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:17 [#02582829]
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Completion blowjob from the pope
Totally uncategorized
Fucks his ass and fucks his balls in fucking time. This is in the first movie but the first scene is pretty much the whole movie with the ass fuck. As you can see the dick is hard as fuck and a little bit swollen too. The dick is actually pretty big as well as pretty thick.
Also I was just thinking about the old movie with Jack Nicholson as the Pope. It's one of my all time favorite bits of the movie. It's such a great piece of art. So for me it was always about being horny while watching this. I always enjoy being sexy on video when I watch it.
Aww, you do understand what you're doing right?!
Yeah but it's funny that you guys did this when we both said that we don't make a lot of dick pics. That's just not the case. For us it's a very unique style. It's not for any one movie or anyone else! This was something we did for our own edutainment and for the enjoyment of our viewers. To put it simply: if you look at a lot of old porn, the scene usually begins way before there is an erection in there.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:21 [#02582830]
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Completion tony blair fucking a concrete anus
I like it when he looks so fucking pleased with himself, you know, like a good bitch.
He's fucked a manhole and put his balls in a hole in the concrete. It's fucking awesome.
A manhole is like a glass of scotch. It's glass with a hole at the bottom. And you have a hole in it at the top.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:36 [#02582831]
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my best post on xltronic below!
Richard d james new album __________________________________________________________ The song "One day I'll be the president of the world."
You know what's not so sexy about Barack Obama? You don't get to write a song about him. The record company thought we might as well let the President dance as he plays the music from the movie "Aladdin" on his turntable. As if they thought we couldn't give a flying fuck about any of the fun bits that weren't about his sex life. So when John Mellencamp was given the opportunity to sing on "One Day I'll be the President of the World," we did what anyone would do as an eight-track tribute to the man: we turned him upside down and danced to "Oh Boy."
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:37 [#02582832]
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-23 05:59 [#02582833]
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Completion monty don's scrotal floaters (also called trombone floaters in the modern English speaking world) are small protruding flaps of skin which hang around the penis and anus. The trombone floaters can either or not protrude, they are neither hard nor soft. Sometimes these floaters stick between the penis and anus and the penis itself. If they stick out to the side or are not fully attached the penis can easily slide down to ejaculate through them without pain.
If there are trombone floaters between the penis and anus they can be painful. There is no known cure for them.
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