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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 18:48 [#02579053] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | You are a fag. Ok, now that we got that out of the way. 
 Solipsism
 Solipsism is the philosophical idea that only one's own mind
 is sure to exist.
 
 I copy pasted that from the first link in google, which is
 essentially the top accessed element from my own brain. So
 9/11 was actually an attack against my brain. And then the
 universe, like what is the universe. Well, I am probably
 inside myself. The universe is a ultra giant, slower time
 copy of me, the "big bang" was birth and The Unknown (heat
 death?) is death. And copies of me are downward in size in
 miniature atom universes (me) that contain me too. I'm
 everywhere, but it all probably accesses the same 'me'
 reference. What else could you possibly be in when you're
 the only thing that exists? Then there's this partition of
 my brain called xltronic. Phobiazero is probably the creator
 of the universe, running this partition where you can
 communicate with him. I probably should have donated,
 actually I did one time when I made that gay animated
 banner, or insulted dub turbo less. I never tried dub turbo,
 I bet it has some sort of secrets of the universe inside if
 phobiazero made it. And then the universe has to be data
 right? Like a program. so to drastically simplify, say the
 data is currently 100101101100001101010101110010. And say
 the exact same algorithms are always running on this data.
 well if the algorithms ever cause it to reach
 100101101100001101010101110010 again, that means the
 universe will keep looping forever, repeating the same
 algorithms from the same initial conditions. Unless it has
 slight errors/mutations like evolution. There's a common
 question 'why do bad things happen to good people', but the
 reverse is 'why do good things happen to bad people'. And
 both seem true, see how it's reversed? Why did phobiazero
 create it all to be reversed, are we in some punishment
 zone?
 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 18:54 [#02579057] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker
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 | You, sir, are a figment of my imagination, and therefore probably me. I’m a little scared, but it’s nidr to get
 to know me a little better.
 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 18:56 [#02579058] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker
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 | Nidr, or nice? Who really Knows
 ?
 
 Nidr, mermaidwmegatracks!
 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 18:57 [#02579060] Points: 8488 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02579057
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 | a figment of your imagination is calling you a fag 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 19:05 [#02579063] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02579060
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 | I’m glad I can still amuse myself in silly ways. 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:06 [#02579066] Points: 8488 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02579063
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 | or is it trying to say something 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 19:08 [#02579068] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02579066
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 | I’ve explored my gay side quite a bit to be honest. Sorry. 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:09 [#02579071] Points: 8488 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02579068
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 | i know it’s with the short guy with the big dong right 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:10 [#02579073] Points: 8488 Status: Regular
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 | the dong you “saw on his business card” 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 19:14 [#02579077] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker
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 | Ha ha no definitely not! 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:17 [#02579080] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | I can tell I'm not intelligent, like I barely understand stuff. Like I was watching Seinfeld, a show about this jew
 who gets a new hot fuck puppet every week and hates poor
 people ("well, it's a spider"... the way he talks
 down to the cabinet maker... when elaine says the food is
 great to the busboy and jerry was like 'elaine, his life
 sucks so bad he can barely keep from killing himself', so
 his rich ass knows the poor are so fucked that they're
 suicidal, he knows that, he admitted it, yet he continues to
 monopolize all the women and all the money). Anyway I watch
 a show for like the 30th time and only then do I find my
 brain "getting" it, like some really simple piece of the
 plot, I just glazed over every single view except the 30th.
 I think I was viewing it like Homer Simpson, this is how my
 brain is:
 LAZY_TITLE
 I'm full on retarded and just aware enough to tell. I guess
 my question is why would phobiazero, god, do this to a
 retarded person? I mean, he's got to be an evil god, right?
 Just picking on retarded people, throwing them in dimensions
 where women are unobtainium and everything is inverted. Did
 he send the terrorists to attack my mind in 9/11?
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:20 [#02579081] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02579057
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 | A figment of my imagination... is suggesting I'm a figment of it's imagination. Well I don't understand anything, so I
 guess it could be true.
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:24 [#02579082] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02579060
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 | He's finally starting to reveal the truth to himself. Well, there's no one to have gay buttsecks with anyway, except
 yourself. Has anyone tried to chain straws together and put
 them in your nostrils so you can smell your own butthole? I
 suppose it'd be easier to just stick your finger in there
 and smell that. The straw thing would be a good album art
 concept for an Ass Tickler (autechre) album. It could be
 called Poopx56-ley5. I think... maybe the universe is just a
 big butthole that is imagining me?
 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:27 [#02579084] Points: 8488 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02579082
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 | you could just stick your finger but you would keep all the fumes inside the straw with the straw technique
 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:29 [#02579085] Points: 8488 Status: Regular
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 | otherwise by the time you get your finger to your nose you’d lose a whole lot of fumes
 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 19:30 [#02579086] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02579085
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 | Log in/log out 
 Only mohamed otherwise does this here.
 
 Telling? I don’t know. But cute.
 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:40 [#02579094] Points: 8488 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02579086
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 | i learned it from mohamed who does it more than i do even though he doesn’t really like qurastice
 
 
 
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         |  mermaidman
             on 2019-06-02 19:40 [#02579096] Points: 8488 Status: Regular
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 | but still 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2019-06-02 19:48 [#02579100] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker
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 | You really show how humour can be an art form. 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:49 [#02579103] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | I hope butthole comedy catches on mainstream like in saturday night live or the daily show, if those still exist,
 and it can become full on idiocracy quicker. Why even create
 anything. A) people are too dumb to appreciate it (ex. they
 like 'surfing on sine waves' (what a lame name) more than
 the come to daddy album which is clearly more sophisticated
 B) it's illegal to sell anything so there's no profit
 motive. On the other hand C) creating stuff saturates your
 brain with pointlessness so you don't have to think about
 how crappy everything is
 
 
 
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