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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 18:48 [#02579053]
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You are a fag. Ok, now that we got that out of the way.

Solipsism is the philosophical idea that only one's own mind
is sure to exist.

I copy pasted that from the first link in google, which is
essentially the top accessed element from my own brain. So
9/11 was actually an attack against my brain. And then the
universe, like what is the universe. Well, I am probably
inside myself. The universe is a ultra giant, slower time
copy of me, the "big bang" was birth and The Unknown (heat
death?) is death. And copies of me are downward in size in
miniature atom universes (me) that contain me too. I'm
everywhere, but it all probably accesses the same 'me'
reference. What else could you possibly be in when you're
the only thing that exists? Then there's this partition of
my brain called xltronic. Phobiazero is probably the creator
of the universe, running this partition where you can
communicate with him. I probably should have donated,
actually I did one time when I made that gay animated
banner, or insulted dub turbo less. I never tried dub turbo,
I bet it has some sort of secrets of the universe inside if
phobiazero made it. And then the universe has to be data
right? Like a program. so to drastically simplify, say the
data is currently 100101101100001101010101110010. And say
the exact same algorithms are always running on this data.
well if the algorithms ever cause it to reach
100101101100001101010101110010 again, that means the
universe will keep looping forever, repeating the same
algorithms from the same initial conditions. Unless it has
slight errors/mutations like evolution. There's a common
question 'why do bad things happen to good people', but the
reverse is 'why do good things happen to bad people'. And
both seem true, see how it's reversed? Why did phobiazero
create it all to be reversed, are we in some punishment


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:54 [#02579057]
Points: 14057 Status: Lurker

You, sir, are a figment of my imagination, and therefore
probably me. I’m a little scared, but it’s nidr to get
to know me a little better.


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:56 [#02579058]
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Nidr, or nice? Who really

Nidr, mermaidwmegatracks!


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:57 [#02579060]
Points: 5618 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02579057

a figment of your imagination is calling you a fag


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:05 [#02579063]
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I’m glad I can still amuse myself in silly ways.


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:06 [#02579066]
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or is it trying to say something


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:08 [#02579068]
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I’ve explored my gay side quite a bit to be honest. Sorry.


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:09 [#02579071]
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i know it’s with the short guy with the big dong right


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:10 [#02579073]
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the dong you “saw on his business card”


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:14 [#02579077]
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Ha ha no definitely not!


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:17 [#02579080]
Points: 21331 Status: Lurker

I can tell I'm not intelligent, like I barely understand
stuff. Like I was watching Seinfeld, a show about this jew
who gets a new hot fuck puppet every week and hates poor
people ("well, it's a spider"... the way he talks
down to the cabinet maker... when elaine says the food is
great to the busboy and jerry was like 'elaine, his life
sucks so bad he can barely keep from killing himself', so
his rich ass knows the poor are so fucked that they're
suicidal, he knows that, he admitted it, yet he continues to
monopolize all the women and all the money). Anyway I watch
a show for like the 30th time and only then do I find my
brain "getting" it, like some really simple piece of the
plot, I just glazed over every single view except the 30th.
I think I was viewing it like Homer Simpson, this is how my
brain is:
I'm full on retarded and just aware enough to tell. I guess
my question is why would phobiazero, god, do this to a
retarded person? I mean, he's got to be an evil god, right?
Just picking on retarded people, throwing them in dimensions
where women are unobtainium and everything is inverted. Did
he send the terrorists to attack my mind in 9/11?


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:20 [#02579081]
Points: 21331 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02579057

A figment of my imagination... is suggesting I'm a figment
of it's imagination. Well I don't understand anything, so I
guess it could be true.


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:24 [#02579082]
Points: 21331 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02579060

He's finally starting to reveal the truth to himself. Well,
there's no one to have gay buttsecks with anyway, except
yourself. Has anyone tried to chain straws together and put
them in your nostrils so you can smell your own butthole? I
suppose it'd be easier to just stick your finger in there
and smell that. The straw thing would be a good album art
concept for an Ass Tickler (autechre) album. It could be
called Poopx56-ley5. I think... maybe the universe is just a
big butthole that is imagining me?


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:27 [#02579084]
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you could just stick your finger but you would keep all the
fumes inside the straw with the straw technique


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:29 [#02579085]
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otherwise by the time you get your finger to your nose
you’d lose a whole lot of fumes


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:30 [#02579086]
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Log in/log out

Only mohamed otherwise does this here.

Telling? I don’t know. But cute.


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:40 [#02579094]
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i learned it from mohamed who does it more than i do even
though he doesn’t really like qurastice


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:40 [#02579096]
Points: 5618 Status: Regular

but still


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:48 [#02579100]
Points: 14057 Status: Lurker

You really show how humour can be an art form.


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-02 19:49 [#02579103]
Points: 21331 Status: Lurker

I hope butthole comedy catches on mainstream like in
saturday night live or the daily show, if those still exist,
and it can become full on idiocracy quicker. Why even create
anything. A) people are too dumb to appreciate it (ex. they
like 'surfing on sine waves' (what a lame name) more than
the come to daddy album which is clearly more sophisticated
B) it's illegal to sell anything so there's no profit
motive. On the other hand C) creating stuff saturates your
brain with pointlessness so you don't have to think about
how crappy everything is


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