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got my good checked
 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-05-21 18:29 [#02578050]
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all fine


 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-05-21 18:38 [#02578052]
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*blood

autocorrect my ass


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-21 19:10 [#02578054]
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I need to watch me some the Thing again soon. Been ages.
Great movie, maybe Carpenters best? I love They Live, but
this tops it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-21 21:33 [#02578086]
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You got your goods checked, probably by your stepdad.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-21 21:36 [#02578088]
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Very interesting... tell me, did you like your stepdad when
you were younger?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-05-22 01:56 [#02578101]
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okay but how is your prostate because that's really all the
people want to know about


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-05-22 12:01 [#02578124]
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My mother had a boyfriend called chaz for a while, I used to
call him cheese. He was a cunt anyway.


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-05-22 12:42 [#02578127]
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I like a lot of Carpenter, including Dark Star and
Ghosts of Mars (which I must buy, actually), and I
love Precinct 13, Escape from New York, Halloween,
The Fog, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China... hell even
Prince of Darkness, Mouth of Madness, Christine.... and I
think his best is Halloween III Season of the Witch.

There, I've said it.



 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-05-22 15:36 [#02578132]
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Health Check: A firm, well-proportioned stool, peaty aroma,
chestnut colouring, light glaze, consisting chiefly of
potato, egg, nuts and sage. 8.5/10


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 15:41 [#02578133]
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I got the arrow edition of the thing, its mint!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-22 17:34 [#02578142]
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That’s stuffing for the turkey sorted!


 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-05-22 19:01 [#02578145]
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the doc was just a bit confused that i haven't been
vaccinated in 20 years for anything. they looked at me like
there germ(an) i am


 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-05-22 19:15 [#02578146]
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do you guys have a "family physician"? don't know the right
english term, in germany its hausarzt... your goto doc. i
remember having one as a kid. well, now i have one again.
maybe its normal when you're growing old and you live in a
smaller town.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-22 19:31 [#02578147]
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A GP. Yeah here you have to have one. They delegate when
necessary. If you don’t have specialist care delegated by
your GP health insurance doesn’t help out. So if I have
back pain, I have to go to my GP who then refers me to the
right doctor. It’s a mafia.


 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-05-22 19:45 [#02578149]
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ah, okay. that makes sense. i think it works the same here
in germany. i just rarely go to see a doc


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 19:46 [#02578150]
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im getting vaccined with anti-tetanus next month cos the
cooperative asked for it, last time i was a kid


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-22 19:49 [#02578151]
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I cut myself with a rusty tin the other day and I’m
thinking of doing the same. Last time I was a kid.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-22 19:56 [#02578152]
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also last time i was a kid too


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 19:57 [#02578154]
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he he


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:00 [#02578155]
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ah tetanus, I was hinking of tetris


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-22 20:01 [#02578156]
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mohamed don't forget that when "shit happens, you had just
timing." but you better get vaccined with anti-tetanus still


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:02 [#02578157]
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LAZY_TITLE

actually it does make you look like a tetris


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-22 20:03 [#02578158]
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"when "shit happens, you had just timing." - mohamed of
xltronic


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:03 [#02578159]
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anti tetris, I think epic mega has that unfortunately


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 20:03 [#02578160]
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well it seems that time is not in favour of RussellDust this
time! lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:03 [#02578161]
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come down with a bad case


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:06 [#02578162]
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cause of death, lack of tin opener


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-22 20:06 [#02578163]
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yeah russelldust you better not just think about it and go
get your anti-tetanus bruh


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:08 [#02578164]
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I know I shouldn't laugh but I had a mental imagine of him
arched back foaming at the mouth


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 20:08 [#02578165]
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to add more suspense to the thread the maid at the health
center told me you die with tetanus


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 20:10 [#02578166]
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sorrry RD dont want you to panic


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:10 [#02578167]
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oh shit , I thought it was one of those thing you sort of
sweat off


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 20:11 [#02578168]
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haha


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 20:12 [#02578169]
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this thread is so good it needs a spliff


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:13 [#02578170]
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yeah id get the jab if I was concerned, it might be to late
to suck it out


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:15 [#02578171]
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I feel a bit bad now joking around, I thought it was just
like the flu


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 20:16 [#02578172]
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I think you will be alright, in the uk only 4 people died of
tetanus in 2016 and we must have more rusty tins per capita
than the majority of countries


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 20:54 [#02578177]
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my mum mermaidman is still angry with me


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 21:02 [#02578178]
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a mix of resentment and piety only she could do


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 21:07 [#02578179]
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my mum had a falling out with a woman in her bible study
group, and this woman died of Cushing's disease

my mum said "I shouldn't laugh but I was reading the
symptoms, a camel hump and a moon face"

I was thinking that's an odd bit of schadenfreude for a
Christian to have


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 21:10 [#02578180]
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ive had hit but i was hit very hard


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-22 21:10 [#02578181]
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your mom mermaidman


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-22 21:10 [#02578182]
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theres an unnecessary h on the first it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-22 21:15 [#02578183]
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are you ready for Mo's liquid love aquarium cos your the
star exhibit


 

online DADONCK from here on 2019-05-22 21:34 [#02578184]
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russeldust will be fine. i remember my lil bro stepping into
a nail as a kid and only realising it when he took off his
shoes. it must have been a very rusty nail since we always
played in the old factory next to our house.

since my mom never gave a fuck about these things, we didnt
go to the doc or anything. i was actually thinking about
that when i went to see the doc after i forced my mom to
find my old vaccination card. my parents never cared about
this stuff since they were occupied with getting the food on
the table. might have been a good thing in the end, because
i would probably be more angsty bout these things


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-22 21:40 [#02578185]
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My blood is also good and not at all prehensile.

Prince of Darkness stands in Carpenter's "best of" circle,
IMO, despite some tonal unevenness and the most 80s mustache
of the 80s. I love it to pieces.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-23 18:21 [#02578214]
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my mum was concerned with food but vaccined the hell outta
me, it's the law


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-03 12:51 [#02579172]
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got the booster dose today


 


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