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*blood autocorrect my ass |
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I need to watch me some the Thing again soon. Been ages. Great movie, maybe Carpenters best? I love They Live, but this tops it. |
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You got your goods checked, probably by your stepdad. |
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Very interesting... tell me, did you like your stepdad when you were younger? |
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okay but how is your prostate because that's really all the people want to know about |
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My mother had a boyfriend called chaz for a while, I used to call him cheese. He was a cunt anyway. |
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I like a lot of Carpenter, including Dark Star and Ghosts of Mars (which I must buy, actually), and I love Precinct 13, Escape from New York, Halloween, The Fog, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China... hell even Prince of Darkness, Mouth of Madness, Christine.... and I think his best is Halloween III Season of the Witch. There, I've said it. |
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Health Check: A firm, well-proportioned stool, peaty aroma, chestnut colouring, light glaze, consisting chiefly of potato, egg, nuts and sage. 8.5/10 |
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I got the arrow edition of the thing, its mint! |
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That’s stuffing for the turkey sorted! |
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the doc was just a bit confused that i haven't been vaccinated in 20 years for anything. they looked at me like there germ(an) i am |
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do you guys have a "family physician"? don't know the right english term, in germany its hausarzt... your goto doc. i remember having one as a kid. well, now i have one again. maybe its normal when you're growing old and you live in a smaller town. |
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A GP. Yeah here you have to have one. They delegate when necessary. If you don’t have specialist care delegated by your GP health insurance doesn’t help out. So if I have back pain, I have to go to my GP who then refers me to the right doctor. It’s a mafia. |
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ah, okay. that makes sense. i think it works the same here in germany. i just rarely go to see a doc |
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im getting vaccined with anti-tetanus next month cos the cooperative asked for it, last time i was a kid |
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I cut myself with a rusty tin the other day and I’m thinking of doing the same. Last time I was a kid. |
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also last time i was a kid too |
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he he |
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ah tetanus, I was hinking of tetris |
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mohamed don't forget that when "shit happens, you had just timing." but you better get vaccined with anti-tetanus still |
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actually it does make you look like a tetris |
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"when "shit happens, you had just timing." - mohamed of xltronic |
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anti tetris, I think epic mega has that unfortunately |
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well it seems that time is not in favour of RussellDust this time! lol |
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come down with a bad case |
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cause of death, lack of tin opener |
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yeah russelldust you better not just think about it and go get your anti-tetanus bruh |
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I know I shouldn't laugh but I had a mental imagine of him arched back foaming at the mouth |
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to add more suspense to the thread the maid at the health center told me you die with tetanus |
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sorrry RD dont want you to panic |
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oh shit , I thought it was one of those thing you sort of sweat off |
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haha |
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this thread is so good it needs a spliff |
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yeah id get the jab if I was concerned, it might be to late to suck it out |
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I feel a bit bad now joking around, I thought it was just like the flu |
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I think you will be alright, in the uk only 4 people died of tetanus in 2016 and we must have more rusty tins per capita than the majority of countries |
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my mum mermaidman is still angry with me |
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a mix of resentment and piety only she could do |
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my mum had a falling out with a woman in her bible study group, and this woman died of Cushing's disease my mum said "I shouldn't laugh but I was reading the symptoms, a camel hump and a moon face" I was thinking that's an odd bit of schadenfreude for a Christian to have |
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ive had hit but i was hit very hard |
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your mom mermaidman |
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theres an unnecessary h on the first it |
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are you ready for Mo's liquid love aquarium cos your the star exhibit |
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russeldust will be fine. i remember my lil bro stepping into a nail as a kid and only realising it when he took off his shoes. it must have been a very rusty nail since we always played in the old factory next to our house. since my mom never gave a fuck about these things, we didnt go to the doc or anything. i was actually thinking about that when i went to see the doc after i forced my mom to find my old vaccination card. my parents never cared about this stuff since they were occupied with getting the food on the table. might have been a good thing in the end, because i would probably be more angsty bout these things |
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My blood is also good and not at all prehensile. Prince of Darkness stands in Carpenter's "best of" circle, IMO, despite some tonal unevenness and the most 80s mustache of the 80s. I love it to pieces. |
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my mum was concerned with food but vaccined the hell outta me, it's the law |
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got the booster dose today |
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