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I’ve cracked open a beer, and got this kitsch fest on. |
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Everything sounds really obvious so far. Like a song you’ve heard before. |
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Russian dude repetitively screaming “they screeeeeam, they scream, ooooh oooh ooooh” |
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New English presenter is so old school, it makes it even better. |
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Still. Every track is reminiscent of something, without our quite knowing what it is. Basically you’ve heard something similar before. |
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Is it on now? I love Eurovision... how am I missing this? On it... now... |
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San Marino and large choruses of “na na na” Guy is singing so low I’m left wondering wether he’s in good health. |
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Ah, welcome! |
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North Macedonia? Blousy and overwrought. |
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Sweden is up! “Is it too late for love?” |
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She wasn’t good enough for that song. Not that I liked the song. (Mermaidman wink wink) |
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It's not too late to try a light salad, ladies... |
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the danish one was quite sweet, me and graham norton agree |
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Slovenia is making me uncomfortable. |
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Oh wow I hadn’t realised it was Graham Norton. It’s obvious now, but he’s definitely playing it 1980. |
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He’s doing what’s his name, Wigan. |
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Ffs, typo. Wogan. |
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slovenia needs a recognisable chorus, very poor |
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Is it just me or is it a bit muted this year? Early days I guess, but a bit... Fuck the Netherlands, the fuck is this blather? |
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Greece is a poor man’s Shakespeare’s Sister. |
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“What’ you waiting for?” The song to end. |
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Israel with the sont “home“. Appropriate, whatever side you fee for. |
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Feel* |
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Yes |
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I'll say, Israel looks nice. This is all a bit fucking middle-class music festival music. All of them thus far I can imagine appearing in some advert that has a ballsapping strapline like "Unlock Brilliant" or "Discover amazing" Greece. No. Israel. Jesus... |
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That's it Norway! That's Eurovision! Well done, my fave so far. |
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I misheard “I see you screwing in the sky” |
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Oooo the UK |
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UK. Has someone skipped their shift at Lidl? |
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This has been a casual disgrace |
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Come on Iceland! |
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I bet they don't do that badly. |
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iceland's growly pvc troupe smashing the state there |
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This is gonna like it? 🤔 |
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Azerbaijan doing Good Eurovision |
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Fucking hell. |
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I think Italy's entered the wrong contest. |
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Australia a poor man’s kate Bush, but top marks for being totally over the top. Including performing atop a long twig. |
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Conchita looking a bit like Dave Gahan there. |
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Madonna now |
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The guy from primal scream called her a prostitute for playing Israel, he is right she would turn up for the opening of an envelope for the right amount of cash |
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forgettable cod-reggae autotune guff, madonna sux who's calling the winner then, i'm gonna say denmark or australia |
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(i'm about 20 min behind on iplayer, had to pause the stream (to go for a big plop, appropriately enough) |
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fuckin spare bracket |
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dead last, then. again. just for the record, it wasn't about brexit, the uk entry was just complete dogshit |
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That drug-addled prat? The one that was all about destroying the Pentagon then shit his tight leather trousers at 9/11. That misogynist prick? What are his fucking ethics? Supporting plucky Colombian drug dealers? Cunt |
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he might be a twat but he is still right about Madonna |
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Hang on, Australia is in Europe? Climate change is OUT OF CONTROL. |
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iceland were cute, the palestine flag stunt was very funny. everyone was so mad!! |
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