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offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-14 20:32 [#02577546]
Points: 1237 Status: Regular



Small People Feel More Pain: an hypothesis


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 20:44 [#02577547]
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Small people are unhappier.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-14 20:47 [#02577548]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular



Small people have more BO.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 20:54 [#02577549]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict



small people bang their heads less


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-14 20:56 [#02577552]
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Finally, a counter-hypothesis!

But.... what about largefellows and biglads?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 20:58 [#02577553]
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the get less blood flow to their brain cos of square root
loss of pressure over distance or something I just made up

so when they stand up they lose 12 iq points


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 20:59 [#02577554]
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I have a 6 foot 7 ginger mate who is really into badgers


 

offline welt on 2019-05-14 21:17 [#02577555]
Points: 1958 Status: Regular



hypotheses do not exist, they are illusory like a Fata
Morgana


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-14 21:26 [#02577556]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular



Tony Mouse is probably a small person.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 21:31 [#02577557]
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like Ronnie corbett with back problems


 

offline welt on 2019-05-14 21:31 [#02577558]
Points: 1958 Status: Regular



Plants are alive but feel no pain, but rather a funny
sensation, when you cut them up, because they are not
individuals but dividuals


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 21:33 [#02577560]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict | Followup to welt: #02577558



bananas are all clones of each other


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 21:35 [#02577561]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict



we share 60% of our genes with a fucking banana no wonder
the world is screwed


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-14 22:15 [#02577563]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular | Followup to welt: #02577558



We just think “no nerves, no sensation”


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-14 22:35 [#02577564]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict



potato what dreams come to thee


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-15 01:55 [#02577571]
Points: 1237 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02577554



Is he into badgers when standing or sitting? I mean are
badgers a smart person's interest? I could go either way on
this one. Leaning towards smart.

BTW I'm more of a Ronnie Barker.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 13:23 [#02577586]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular



Stupider People Feel More Pain:
an hypothesis


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-15 20:22 [#02577599]
Points: 1237 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02577586



This is also the Bene Gesserit hypothesis.

sort of


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 20:23 [#02577600]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict | Followup to Tony Danza: #02577571



yeah he is very intelligent actually which puts a dent in my
hypothesis


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-15 20:45 [#02577603]
Points: 1237 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02577600



The ginger is what we call a confounding variable. You must
examine the other badger fanciers at once.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-15 21:00 [#02577604]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular



What is this small persons ethnicity? Also are they normal
sexually? You know, are they weird and unworthy, dirty small
people, or are they good honest straight white smaller
people (for example)?

Is this thread about dwarves? Gay Congolese dwarves on
drugs?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 21:10 [#02577606]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02577604



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 21:17 [#02577607]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02577604



jaysus was short


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-15 21:54 [#02577611]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular



I hope I don’t have to point out that it’s sarcasm, or
Danza’s friend will be hurt, again.

I’m worried about my sarcasm. I can’t go to bed like
this.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-15 21:58 [#02577612]
Points: 5001 Status: Regular



small people have tiny dicks but very large testicles... as
a result they produce more semen making them very suitable
for bukkake videos. that's why bukkake is an asian tradition


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-15 22:20 [#02577613]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02577612



I have a friend who is quite small but has a massive,
massive, penis (in the rest position). I know because his
business card had a picture of him naked. He happens to be
one of the most bonkers friends I’ve ever had.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-15 22:42 [#02577615]
Points: 5001 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02577613



russelldust don't lie no one has a naked picture on their
business card


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-15 22:43 [#02577616]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02577615



I’m honestly not messing with you! I promise.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 22:47 [#02577617]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02577613



I like how you put rest position in brackets


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-15 22:52 [#02577619]
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i think you're just trying to cover up the truth behind how
you actually know your friend's penis so up close and
personal


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 22:57 [#02577620]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02577619



does he trip over his own cock


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-15 22:58 [#02577621]
Points: 1237 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02577619



excellent hypothesis, probability 0.9


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-15 23:03 [#02577622]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE

now you know why he had this nickname


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-05-15 23:39 [#02577623]
Points: 11313 Status: Regular



small people are better because they are more efficient and
stronger relative to weight and there's less of a risk for
them to hurt themselves in a fall

imo now that we have all this technology there is really no
need to be more than 140 cm or even less. bipedalism is also
inconvenient and obsolete. this is my eugenics program.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-05-15 23:39 [#02577624]
Points: 11313 Status: Regular



these are not hypotheses btw, i'm just stating the facts


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-05-15 23:51 [#02577626]
Points: 1237 Status: Regular | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02577624



yeah man facts don't care about your tall bipedal feelings

may I add, let us genetically engineer out the human ability
to use language and engage in symbolic representation,
perhaps with a furiously contagious retrovirus to distribute
the modifications


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-05-16 00:52 [#02577627]
Points: 11313 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02577626



i like language but aesthetic preferences aside you're
right, it was a big mistake


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:07 [#02577629]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02577622



The cringe. It won't come off.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:17 [#02577630]
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sorry to inform you are now cringe positive


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:18 [#02577631]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict



I like to think he is singing the song to archbishop desmond
tutu


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:20 [#02577632]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict



"Alexa: render archbishop desmond tutu longmint"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:27 [#02577633]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular



I can understand one person becoming a loner and becoming
isolated from society and clueless on what's cool or how to
be cool, but how does an entire large group all do this
together? They live in a different cultural universe. There,
that guy is cool. The balloons, the lighting, the music. I
can understand if it was the movie labyrinth, and they turn
a corner and there's these weirdos and some muppets dancing
like this, but how did this happen on earth? How did they
organize this event. How did they organize it without being
ridiculed into sensibility? But they all have infinitely
more sex than me, so they are cool. Breed on humans.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:31 [#02577634]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular



They must be from... I don't know I'm geographically
illiterate, like even more north than canada, in a town with
a population of like 1000. See, in modern times invasive
species are a huge problem because its so easy to travel far
distances. Should a culture like this be regarded as a
potential virus? It's like southpark's 'it's a jersey thing'
but a different flavor, they should do an episode about this
other balloon culture.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:39 [#02577635]
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I think it was during the cocaine boom in the uk


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:39 [#02577636]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular



Even if I went there, all these girls dancing around and
only these cringe fags to compete with, I still wouldn't
have a chance, I'm not cool anywhere and the girls would be
all over the cringe fags. Everything I am is being erased by
the universe because the nothing is real, the only piece of
fiction allowed to be real to erase all the other fiction
(there are no facts, just fiction). But the nothing doesn't
just erase, it overwrites with cringe. Maybe that's what a
black hole is, concentrated cringe in which even light can't
escape, and you're stuck inside playing the lead role.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-16 01:53 [#02577638]
Points: 23285 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #02577636



I wouldn't worry about it to much, your just a temporary
conglomeration of particles like me, that in cosmological
terms exist for such a short space of time an eyeblink of
god is an eternity


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-23 19:53 [#02578219]
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my hypothesis is that you're either a dickhead or a
dickhead, typical of fat and pretentious nerds


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-23 22:14 [#02578225]
Points: 13642 Status: Regular



Small people move faster and see things slower


 


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