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Small People Feel More Pain: an hypothesis |
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Small people are unhappier. |
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Small people have more BO. |
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small people bang their heads less |
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Finally, a counter-hypothesis! But.... what about largefellows and biglads? |
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the get less blood flow to their brain cos of square root loss of pressure over distance or something I just made up so when they stand up they lose 12 iq points |
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I have a 6 foot 7 ginger mate who is really into badgers |
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hypotheses do not exist, they are illusory like a Fata Morgana |
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Tony Mouse is probably a small person. |
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like Ronnie corbett with back problems |
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Plants are alive but feel no pain, but rather a funny sensation, when you cut them up, because they are not individuals but dividuals |
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bananas are all clones of each other |
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we share 60% of our genes with a fucking banana no wonder the world is screwed |
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We just think “no nerves, no sensation” |
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potato what dreams come to thee |
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Is he into badgers when standing or sitting? I mean are badgers a smart person's interest? I could go either way on this one. Leaning towards smart. BTW I'm more of a Ronnie Barker. |
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Stupider People Feel More Pain: |
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This is also the sort of |
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yeah he is very intelligent actually which puts a dent in my hypothesis |
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The ginger is what we call a confounding variable. You must examine the other badger fanciers at once. |
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What is this small persons ethnicity? Also are they normal sexually? You know, are they weird and unworthy, dirty small people, or are they good honest straight white smaller people (for example)? Is this thread about dwarves? Gay Congolese dwarves on drugs? |
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I hope I don’t have to point out that it’s sarcasm, or Danza’s friend will be hurt, again. I’m worried about my sarcasm. I can’t go to bed like this. |
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small people have tiny dicks but very large testicles... as a result they produce more semen making them very suitable for bukkake videos. that's why bukkake is an asian tradition |
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I have a friend who is quite small but has a massive, massive, penis (in the rest position). I know because his business card had a picture of him naked. He happens to be one of the most bonkers friends I’ve ever had. |
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russelldust don't lie no one has a naked picture on their business card |
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I’m honestly not messing with you! I promise. |
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I like how you put rest position in brackets |
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i think you're just trying to cover up the truth behind how you actually know your friend's penis so up close and personal |
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does he trip over his own cock |
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excellent hypothesis, probability 0.9 |
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now you know why he had this nickname |
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small people are better because they are more efficient and stronger relative to weight and there's less of a risk for them to hurt themselves in a fall imo now that we have all this technology there is really no need to be more than 140 cm or even less. bipedalism is also inconvenient and obsolete. this is my eugenics program. |
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these are not hypotheses btw, i'm just stating the facts |
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yeah man facts don't care about your tall bipedal feelings may I add, let us genetically engineer out the human ability to use language and engage in symbolic representation, perhaps with a furiously contagious retrovirus to distribute the modifications |
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i like language but aesthetic preferences aside you're right, it was a big mistake |
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The cringe. It won't come off. |
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sorry to inform you are now cringe positive |
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I like to think he is singing the song to archbishop desmond tutu |
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"Alexa: render archbishop desmond tutu longmint" |
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I can understand one person becoming a loner and becoming isolated from society and clueless on what's cool or how to be cool, but how does an entire large group all do this together? They live in a different cultural universe. There, that guy is cool. The balloons, the lighting, the music. I can understand if it was the movie labyrinth, and they turn a corner and there's these weirdos and some muppets dancing like this, but how did this happen on earth? How did they organize this event. How did they organize it without being ridiculed into sensibility? But they all have infinitely more sex than me, so they are cool. Breed on humans. |
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They must be from... I don't know I'm geographically illiterate, like even more north than canada, in a town with a population of like 1000. See, in modern times invasive species are a huge problem because its so easy to travel far distances. Should a culture like this be regarded as a potential virus? It's like southpark's 'it's a jersey thing' but a different flavor, they should do an episode about this other balloon culture. |
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I think it was during the cocaine boom in the uk |
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Even if I went there, all these girls dancing around and only these cringe fags to compete with, I still wouldn't have a chance, I'm not cool anywhere and the girls would be all over the cringe fags. Everything I am is being erased by the universe because the nothing is real, the only piece of fiction allowed to be real to erase all the other fiction (there are no facts, just fiction). But the nothing doesn't just erase, it overwrites with cringe. Maybe that's what a black hole is, concentrated cringe in which even light can't escape, and you're stuck inside playing the lead role. |
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I wouldn't worry about it to much, your just a temporary conglomeration of particles like me, that in cosmological terms exist for such a short space of time an eyeblink of god is an eternity |
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my hypothesis is that you're either a dickhead or a dickhead, typical of fat and pretentious nerds |
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Small people move faster and see things slower |
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