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what are funpuppets
 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-12 22:40 [#02577372]
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there are body parts euphemistically known as funpuppets

what are they??????


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-12 22:47 [#02577373]
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throbble thribble and flange palette


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-12 22:59 [#02577375]
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if it wasn't plural i'd say anus as you could insert your
hand into it and wear and even animate a human like a puppet


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-12 23:02 [#02577376]
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but of course then the funpuppet isn't only the anus but
your sex partner as a whole


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-12 23:12 [#02577377]
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Im curious to know how many times you have typed the word
anus in your life,


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-12 23:22 [#02577378]
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i'm sure it's a lot considering i think about it aaaaaall
the time


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-12 23:38 [#02577382]
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"There is no royal road to science, and only those who do
not dread the fatiguing climb of its steep paths have a
chance of gaining its luminous summits." - Karl Marx


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 00:14 [#02577385]
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by luminous summits, does he mean glow in the dark breasts?


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-13 00:41 [#02577386]
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these may be the very funpuppets we seek

(for mermaidman it would be bums)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 00:51 [#02577387]
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yeah miniature homunculi with over proportioned buttocks he
could stick on the end of his john Thomas


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-13 01:05 [#02577388]
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mmmm yes... or... could THESE be the funpuppets we
seek???


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 01:10 [#02577389]
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looks like when pacman dies


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-13 19:02 [#02577431]
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Hands, penis, face; I guess you could also draw a smiley on
each breast. You can use your feet also to make puppet shows
in bed, for someone or just your own amusement.

I hope that’s clear.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 19:15 [#02577437]
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imagine sticking one of those African voodoo shrunken heads
on your bell end


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-13 19:16 [#02577438]
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In Nicholas Cage’s voice: bones.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 19:20 [#02577439]
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they probably did in the olden days, then joust frotted on
the plains of the Serengeti


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 19:20 [#02577440]
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like conkers, first one to break loses


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-13 19:27 [#02577442]
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LAZY_TITLE


 


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