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offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 22:46 [#02577039]
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a yoghurt from the frigde?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 01:59 [#02577051]
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only when I eat weatbix then is like chutney thunder in the
toilet bowl


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-05-09 05:29 [#02577052]
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you're probably lactose intolerant. did u know intolerance
is another form of...BIGOTRY?! OMG YOU YOGURTIST


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 08:30 [#02577059]
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ha ha funny


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 08:34 [#02577060]
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I'll do an experiment and let you know Mo, will have a
yoghurt now and time it.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 08:43 [#02577061]
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My stool was the usual gargantuan black log with blood
splatters up the bowl.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-09 08:44 [#02577062]
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if you’re lactose intolerant then you must have a micro
penis


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 10:16 [#02577068]
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Black isn’t great, in this situation.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 10:40 [#02577081]
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youtube video of me

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 10:43 [#02577082]
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Again, this could be real, I’m lost. Ah ok 25 seconds in
gives it away lol!

I hope you make good poo poos soon, mate!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 12:35 [#02577091]
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get dynarod out


 

offline Portnoy on 2019-05-09 13:55 [#02577099]
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It’s the same thing every morning. I have a bowl of bran
flakes while my tea brews. By the time I’ve finished
rolling a cigarette, my kakulya is already rearing it’s
head and by the time I’m sat down and the cigarette is
lit, it’s basically Hiroshima in the bowl.


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-09 14:51 [#02577101]
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I keep laughing thinking about Danny Baker.

It's not right, is it?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 16:10 [#02577104]
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I did chuckle quite a bit to be fair. Don't think he meant
it the way it was taken at all, he's just an idiot.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 16:32 [#02577105]
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yeah I thought of it as absurdist humour, I think to be a
racist you have to have a pattern of undeniable racist
behaviour, I think he deleted it very quickly when he
realised what a gaff he had made, what I hate is how quickly
people are to point the finger at something that in all
probability was an honest mistake, he does support millwall
though so who knows!


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-09 17:01 [#02577107]
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What it says to me is is that he's got no black friends. I
dare say he isn't A RACIST but, for someone who's
worked in the media unfathomably forever (until today), it
displays a remarkable lack of awareness. I mean, would you
send that picture to a black friend and go "Hey, the
Royals, am I right?
" y'know, glossing over the fact that
it makes no fucking sense anyway...


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-09 17:11 [#02577108]
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u guys don’t know what you’re talking about


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-09 17:11 [#02577109]
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sorry that was meant to be gay not guy


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 17:40 [#02577112]
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What did Danny Baker do?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 17:49 [#02577116]
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posted an old picture of a couple holding hands with a baby
chimp in a suit with the caption, the royal baby arrives


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 17:51 [#02577117]
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Thinking about it would have to have been living on mars not
to know the racist connotations behind the combine image and
caption, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt
anyway, bit of a weird thing to post


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 17:53 [#02577119]
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I dunno. I’m leaning towards indeksical’s take on it.



 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-09 18:03 [#02577121]
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lol how can he make such a stupid mistake i don't understand


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 18:03 [#02577122]
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Yeah I dunno really, was playing devils advocate and I had
a conversation about it with my mum saying he should
probably be given the benefit of the doubt, but she seemed
quit adamant he must have know what he was doing, I should
have said its Danny Baker he has always been a bit of a
idiot


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 18:07 [#02577123]
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He said it was meant to satires class and privilege rather
than race, he probably should have picked a better picture,
it would take more that one isolated incident to convince me
he is racist he deleted it pretty quickly


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 19:15 [#02577130]
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he posted a picture of mermaidman in his infantry


 

offline Roger Wilco from You fool! Look out! on 2019-05-09 20:26 [#02577138]
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It's all very well Mr Baker complaining about the Press on
his doorstep, though one only hopes that the next knock on
his door is from Plod, and Baker's put away. And if he he
gets carved up the showers by one of our Commonwealth
friends residing at Her Majesty's Pleasure, one would be
forgiven for being of the opinion that poetic justice had
been served and that the gobby cunt had it coming.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 20:50 [#02577141]
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so once in the salafi fortess i was invited to eat apart
with the big bosses, and crapped the hell out of me
afterwards at bed time, my black sleeping bag was stolen and
i was forced to use one of their blankets made cube in a
military manner that made me feel safe, if it wasnt for that
belt closing around the pack


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2019-05-09 21:31 [#02577143]
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frozen yoghurt?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 21:38 [#02577146]
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maybe the yoghurt sauce, but for the hell of a shat i did
must be done only with rural milk, just like the one i
tasted when i was 8 years old the first time i visited
egypt, and was brung by my father from where originates.
menoufya, the farm land around cairo.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2019-05-09 21:45 [#02577147]
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every morning eat yoghurt with cereal and I drink a coffee.
I always thought the coffee made me go to the toilet but now
I'm in big doubt😂


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 22:19 [#02577150]
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prolly a mix of the two


 


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