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russell i was thinking about your anus today at the grocery and i thought i should ask you if your anus is doing okay |
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see if i have to sit on the couch after the whole day and see one of your shit threads at the top |
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i’m not exactly sure what made me think of your anus but i think it was either the strawberry marmalade or the way this old lady in the checkout line in front of me was smiling at the cashier |
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they are making a prequel to the human caterpillar its called the donut, its just a guy with his mouth sown to his own bumhole he rolls around the room |
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hehe, that was nice |
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mohamed you're being very selfish the well being of russelldust's anus is the well being of my anus and your anus also hyperflake's anus too... it's the well being of xltronic's anus |
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but how can he shit if he can't eat |
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he eats shit |
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he has a curry or something before they sow him up, so its like a cycle |
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Thank you, I’m touched! Not much to report, the usual. How’s your anus? Like a wizards sleeve I imagine. |
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my anus is fine too russell thank you! now i can insert up to five xl dildos together |
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it’s all about practice |
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I’m happy for you. Do you fist, mermaidman? If you do I hope you’re careful. |
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only on special days like new years and birthdays |
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Why do you pretend to be gay, mermaidman? |
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do you remember the old sinhala flower seller story i told you long time ago, when i still had a car, and about the euro id gave him for a story, which got me accused of racism? well i saw him today and asked if everything was okay, without thinking to the suicide bombers, he said yes but not too conviced. i just hope the brother he gave the military green carhartt jacket i gave him is doing okay. |
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i don't i go both ways |
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you mean you have cuts on both wrists? |
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why are all ufos anus shaped, what are they trying to tell us? they ran out of bog roll on planet zog? |
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PRO TIP: Many cities now offer 3D printing services in public libraries, so it's never been easier to create your own fucking epic dildos and butt plugs |
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future hackers will bio print penises in an infinite loop so you come home and your study is full meat |
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what i want is russelldust to upload his anus to the internet so i can 3d print it |
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not only the anus i want the full buttocks if possible please |
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You just want to sur (and abuse) me! |
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no russell! i'll take very good care of your anus i promise! |
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Do you have a desk, mermaidman? And if so, will you put my statue on it? |
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when you say statue do you mean your buttocks with painstakingly scanned ultra detailed modelling of your anus 3d printed? then my answer is yes of course |
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i will hire someone just to take care of your daily routine like buttocks massage and anus cream etc. |
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Chant "tutu the serpent rises" 17 times as you insert your erection in to Tom Cruises ersatz bio printed chrome anus, its a holy totem of scientology, its how they collect your homo-theatens |
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A thread about a member’s anus has 30% more post than the synth hangout. |
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Yeah, I’m proud! Mermaidman, have you ever been the recipient of a rimming session? Do you rim? Is rimming in, Xlt? |
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I bet Roger Wilco is a rimmer. |
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its strange how they mentally compartmentalise one of the gayest things possible, and still call himself a straight man, wtf |
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duuuuude... and that's why you should stay away from jail |
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i'm sure roger knows better about rimming then i do |
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im sure russell's anus smells of shit, if not for the fact that he doesnt wash it for all the farts he does |
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im on a 'dressed' farts mood these days so i know the feeling |
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i just hope the Synthetizer and the Switch threads go the lowest possible |
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haha wtf... looks like someone's given him half a chelsea grin at some point, where'd you find that? |
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is a chelsea grin different than a glasgow smile |
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nah same thing. a glasgow kiss is a headbutt too |
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