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russelldust’s anus
 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 18:51 [#02576791]
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russell i was thinking about your anus today at the grocery
and i thought i should ask you if your anus is doing okay


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-06 18:59 [#02576792]
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see if i have to sit on the couch after the whole day and
see one of your shit threads at the top


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 19:12 [#02576793]
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i’m not exactly sure what made me think of your anus but i
think it was either the strawberry marmalade or the way this
old lady in the checkout line in front of me was smiling at
the cashier


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-06 19:36 [#02576794]
Points: 24326 Status: Addict



they are making a prequel to the human caterpillar its
called the donut, its just a guy with his mouth sown to his
own bumhole he rolls around the room


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-06 19:38 [#02576795]
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hehe, that was nice


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 19:40 [#02576796]
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mohamed you're being very selfish the well being of
russelldust's anus is the well being of my anus and your
anus also hyperflake's anus too... it's the well being of
xltronic's anus


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 19:40 [#02576797]
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but how can he shit if he can't eat


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-06 19:41 [#02576798]
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he eats shit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-06 19:47 [#02576800]
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he has a curry or something before they sow him up, so its
like a cycle


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-06 20:10 [#02576801]
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Thank you, I’m touched! Not much to report, the usual.
How’s your anus? Like a wizards sleeve I imagine.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 20:17 [#02576802]
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my anus is fine too russell thank you! now i can insert up
to five xl dildos together


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 20:18 [#02576803]
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it’s all about practice


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-06 20:27 [#02576804]
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I’m happy for you. Do you fist, mermaidman? If you do I
hope you’re careful.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 21:51 [#02576814]
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only on special days like new years and birthdays


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-06 21:54 [#02576816]
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Why do you pretend to be gay, mermaidman?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-06 22:02 [#02576819]
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do you remember the old sinhala flower seller story i told
you long time ago, when i still had a car, and about the
euro id gave him for a story, which got me accused of
racism? well i saw him today and asked if everything was
okay, without thinking to the suicide bombers, he said yes
but not too conviced. i just hope the brother he gave the
military green carhartt jacket i gave him is doing okay.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-06 22:09 [#02576820]
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i don't i go both ways


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-06 22:57 [#02576827]
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you mean you have cuts on both wrists?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-06 23:02 [#02576828]
Points: 24326 Status: Addict



why are all ufos anus shaped, what are they trying to tell
us? they ran out of bog roll on planet zog?


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-05-07 00:32 [#02576839]
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PRO TIP: Many cities now offer 3D printing services in
public libraries, so it's never been easier to create your
own fucking epic dildos and butt plugs


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-07 00:42 [#02576840]
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future hackers will bio print penises in an infinite loop so
you come home and your study is full meat


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 10:25 [#02576849]
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what i want is russelldust to upload his anus to the
internet so i can 3d print it


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 10:26 [#02576850]
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not only the anus i want the full buttocks if possible
please


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-07 11:07 [#02576851]
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You just want to sur (and abuse) me!


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 11:23 [#02576852]
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no russell! i'll take very good care of your anus i promise!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-07 11:28 [#02576853]
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Do you have a desk, mermaidman? And if so, will you put my
statue on it?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 11:37 [#02576854]
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when you say statue do you mean your buttocks with
painstakingly scanned ultra detailed modelling of your anus
3d printed? then my answer is yes of course


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 11:41 [#02576855]
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i will hire someone just to take care of your daily routine
like buttocks massage and anus cream etc.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-07 18:22 [#02576863]
Points: 24326 Status: Addict



Chant "tutu the serpent rises" 17 times as you insert your
erection in to Tom Cruises ersatz bio printed chrome anus,
its a holy totem of scientology, its how they collect your
homo-theatens


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-07 19:20 [#02576864]
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A thread about a member’s anus has 30% more post than the
synth hangout.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-07 19:22 [#02576865]
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Yeah, I’m proud!

Mermaidman, have you ever been the recipient of a rimming
session? Do you rim? Is rimming in, Xlt?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-07 19:36 [#02576866]
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I bet Roger Wilco is a rimmer.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-07 19:52 [#02576867]
Points: 24326 Status: Addict



for mermaid


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-07 19:53 [#02576868]
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its strange how they mentally compartmentalise one of the
gayest things possible, and still call himself a straight
man, wtf


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 20:08 [#02576869]
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duuuuude... and that's why you should stay away from jail


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 20:09 [#02576870]
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i'm sure roger knows better about rimming then i do


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-07 20:37 [#02576875]
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im sure russell's anus smells of shit, if not for the fact
that he doesnt wash it for all the farts he does


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-07 20:40 [#02576876]
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im on a 'dressed' farts mood these days so i know the
feeling


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-07 20:43 [#02576878]
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i just hope the Synthetizer and the Switch threads go the
lowest possible


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-07 20:54 [#02576879]
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AS I WAS TAKING A DUMP


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-07 21:06 [#02576881]
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haha wtf... looks like someone's given him half a chelsea
grin at some point, where'd you find that?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-07 21:33 [#02576882]
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is a chelsea grin different than a glasgow smile


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-07 21:41 [#02576883]
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nah same thing. a glasgow kiss is a headbutt too


 


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