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post here, winner |
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Not yet, I'm waiting until I can buy a gender-neutral sexbot |
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8th year without a fuck |
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why? |
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Maybe if he knew he’d get laid. There’s not always an answer, dadonck. |
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I’m sorry, but it’s like asking someone why they’re not married. |
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i haven't had a shag in a good 4 or 5 years, not really an option on a male-only psych ward and i was too busy trying to drink the shakes off for awhile before that. doesn't really bother me |
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are you married? |
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How is segregation still a thing in 2019 |
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i smash mad puss |
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i am the puss whisperer |
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depends what ward yr on, it's segregated to keep us "focused on our recovery" the way they put it. basically sex would complicate shit. for a few months i was on a mixed ward and as far as i'm aware there was no fucking happening though |
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im turned up by one in a million woman, last one on the metro not long ago |
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and what made her the one in a milli? |
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the feminine penis I guess? |
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DA DONG made her the one |
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She reminded me of fleetmouse's mum opened pussy |
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Having glumly surveyed the barren sex-scape this thread herein, it would be immensely insensitive of me to recount just quite how much gushing action I am intimately involved with on an almost hourly basis. |
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Journey to the Centre of Mohamed's Psychosexual Pathology |
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Tell us all about your rheumy, toothless imaginings, you withered old sac. |
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What is sex? Baby don’t hurt me! Yes Dadonck, at least I appear to be. I live alone though, well, with my best mate and canine partner! |
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Fleetmouse came out of that, you know? |
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Let me see trick boy, whoever reacts to your slurs is a psycho? |
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Wow what happened? Tony is in blue! |
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Hah it’s a link! Same happened when I wrote “rimmer”. Let’s try again: rimmer |
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Im gonna make marmalade with your head motherfucker |
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Are you talking about Danza or are you upset at me too? |
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This beef just got monetised. |
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i was talking with danza, but i was tempted more than once to log in and tell you to shut and stop rolling around the thread |
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The Thread™ |
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lol i have a flatmate speaking ancient times both with me and the other cunt, and hes a fascist too. according to him and xltronic both. |
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What ever, I don’t even know what that means! You’re such a moody motherfucker. |
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i was pretty elegant considering the sandwich there, with fleemouse and his jihadi friend |
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or with 6 and 7 |
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Ha ha! |
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it was the strawberry marmalade that made me think of russelldust’s anus |
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Wait, is No Nut November over already? |
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Doesn't that strike you as problematic, though? First, their logic completely erases the existence of LGBTQ+ folks. Second, it's an absolute denial of women's reproductive rights. Pretty disgusting if you ask me. If I were you I'd be looking for a more progressive psych ward |
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No. I do LOVE. |
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