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offline DADONCK from here on 2019-05-03 10:55 [#02576554]
Points: 1779 Status: Lurker



post here, winner


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-05-03 12:31 [#02576556]
Points: 2865 Status: Lurker



Not yet, I'm waiting until I can buy a gender-neutral sexbot


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-03 13:55 [#02576561]
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8th year without a fuck


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-05-04 20:28 [#02576677]
Points: 1779 Status: Lurker | Followup to mohamed: #02576561



why?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-04 20:41 [#02576678]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict | Followup to DADONCK: #02576677



Maybe if he knew he’d get laid. There’s not always an
answer, dadonck.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-04 20:42 [#02576679]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



I’m sorry, but it’s like asking someone why they’re
not married.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-04 20:48 [#02576681]
Points: 4129 Status: Regular



i haven't had a shag in a good 4 or 5 years, not really an
option on a male-only psych ward and i was too busy trying
to drink the shakes off for awhile before that. doesn't
really bother me


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-05-04 23:45 [#02576684]
Points: 1779 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02576679



are you married?


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-05-04 23:50 [#02576685]
Points: 2865 Status: Lurker | Followup to belb: #02576681



How is segregation still a thing in 2019


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-05 00:12 [#02576687]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



i smash mad puss


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-05 00:13 [#02576688]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



i am the puss whisperer


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-05 00:35 [#02576690]
Points: 4129 Status: Regular | Followup to wavephace: #02576685



depends what ward yr on, it's segregated to keep us "focused
on our recovery" the way they put it. basically sex would
complicate shit. for a few months i was on a mixed ward and
as far as i'm aware there was no fucking happening though


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-06 21:54 [#02576817]
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im turned up by one in a million woman, last one on the
metro not long ago


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-05-07 22:26 [#02576886]
Points: 1779 Status: Lurker



and what made her the one in a milli?


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-08 00:45 [#02576890]
Points: 1495 Status: Regular



the feminine penis I guess?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-08 09:48 [#02576915]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



DA DONG made her the one


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 09:52 [#02576917]
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She reminded me of fleetmouse's mum opened pussy


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-05-08 11:36 [#02576924]
Points: 414 Status: Regular



Having glumly surveyed the barren sex-scape this thread
herein, it would be immensely insensitive of me to recount
just quite how much gushing action I am intimately involved
with on an almost hourly basis.


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-08 12:33 [#02576926]
Points: 1495 Status: Regular | Followup to mohamed: #02576917



Journey to the Centre of Mohamed's Psychosexual Pathology


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-05-08 13:12 [#02576929]
Points: 1495 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02576924



Tell us all about your rheumy, toothless imaginings, you
withered old sac.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 13:29 [#02576930]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



What is sex? Baby don’t hurt me!

Yes Dadonck, at least I appear to be. I live alone though,
well, with my best mate and canine partner!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 13:29 [#02576931]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict | Followup to mohamed: #02576917



Fleetmouse came out of that, you know?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 15:53 [#02576958]
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Let me see trick boy, whoever reacts to your slurs is a
psycho?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 16:05 [#02576961]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



Wow what happened? Tony is in blue!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 16:07 [#02576962]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



Hah it’s a link! Same happened when I wrote “rimmer”.
Let’s try again: rimmer


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 16:34 [#02576963]
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Im gonna make marmalade with your head motherfucker


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 16:43 [#02576964]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



Are you talking about Danza or are you upset at me too?


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-05-08 17:17 [#02576965]
Points: 414 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02576961



This beef just got monetised.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 18:50 [#02576982]
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i was talking with danza, but i was tempted more than once
to log in and tell you to shut and stop rolling around the
thread


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 18:53 [#02576983]
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The Thread™


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 18:56 [#02576984]
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lol i have a flatmate speaking ancient times both with me
and the other cunt, and hes a fascist too. according to him
and xltronic both.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 20:17 [#02576995]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict | Followup to mohamed: #02576982



What ever, I don’t even know what that means!

You’re such a moody motherfucker.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 20:22 [#02576996]
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i was pretty elegant considering the sandwich there, with
fleemouse and his jihadi friend


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-08 20:30 [#02576998]
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or with 6 and 7


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-08 20:40 [#02577003]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



Ha ha!


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-08 20:51 [#02577005]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



it was the strawberry marmalade that made me think of
russelldust’s anus


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-05-09 12:01 [#02577086]
Points: 414 Status: Regular



Wait, is No Nut November over already?


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-05-09 13:31 [#02577095]
Points: 2865 Status: Lurker | Followup to belb: #02576690



Doesn't that strike you as problematic, though? First, their
logic completely erases the existence of LGBTQ+ folks.
Second, it's an absolute denial of women's reproductive
rights. Pretty disgusting if you ask me. If I were you I'd
be looking for a more progressive psych ward


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2019-05-09 23:57 [#02577159]
Points: 3895 Status: Lurker



No.

I do LOVE.


 


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