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Life in a Cashew

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-13 10:35 [#02574397]
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I popped awake in the middle of the night from a weird
nightmare that was like a nature documentary describing how
our entire known universe was within a single atom inside a
cashew nut. There was a David Attenborough voice saying
things like "the creatures inside the cashew have no
conception of their place in the grand scheme of things,
they live and die knowing nothing of their essential

Needless to say I am quite freaked out and also wondering if
the meta-universe the cashew is in, is in turn an atom
inside a greater cashew or perhaps a walnut.


offline mermaidman on 2019-04-13 10:59 [#02574398]
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it's cause it's all inside some dude's nutz


offline RussellDust on 2019-04-13 12:48 [#02574400]
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There’s probably some truth in there somewhere. Dreams
like that are good.


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-13 13:17 [#02574402]
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coco de mer <--- maybe we're inside this


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-13 13:50 [#02574408]
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we all live inside a pistachio nut down the back of gods


offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-13 14:49 [#02574411]
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if we fill the cashew with plastic debris and co2 we can
move into the coco de mer, not sure if it will fit down
god's sofa though.

imagine the poor bastards who live in god's sofa cushions,
entombed with his divine farts

I was really disturbed by that dream! Attenborough sounded
so matter of fact about it all.


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-13 15:39 [#02574413]
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i mean, might as well be!


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