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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-04 14:53 [#02573375]
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i ate a lot of beans for lunch, should i eat beans again for dinner or i risk some kind of serious flatulence tomorrow? im not farting at the mo, just had a massive crap when i got back from work, the beans were fantastic at the canteen, made 'all'uccelletto' (small bird) with sauce, but im just open a can tonight and eat whats on the inside, which usually causes a lot of farts that alone
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-04 14:57 [#02573376]
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As long as you’re a happy farter! That’s what counts.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-04 15:05 [#02573377]
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im a well satisfied farter but id be happier if it was friday. gonna eat them tomorrow
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-04 17:43 [#02573382]
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did a couple of bad smelling farts after dinner (salad), so i went to the toilet and did some more crap that remained from the afternoon, the magical beans together with the ton of curry with rice i ate must have really cleaned my entrails.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-04 17:47 [#02573383]
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and now i have a choco+rice bar waiting for me on the table... im watching her
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-04 17:59 [#02573386]
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didnt last much
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RussellDust
on 2019-04-04 18:00 [#02573387]
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He he!
I have that movie (Her) ready to watch. Let me know what you think!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-04 19:41 [#02573401]
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ill let you know what i think after you watched it.
that could possibly be the most EpicMegatrax thing i could say.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-04 19:46 [#02573404]
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LAZY_TITLE
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-04-04 21:28 [#02573427]
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"im not farting at the mo"
Tee-hee!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-04 22:06 [#02573429]
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It's disinformation like most information. Gluten/wheat causes flatulence, and maybe milk if you're lactose intolerant. That's why they put wheat in all fast food and new world order monopoly food, to make people too embarrassed to have a significant other or breed due to all the weaponized farting.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-05 17:31 [#02573492]
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its true the cooked beans didnt make me do any fart apart those two (three), however i think the beans in the can i ate for dinner are not that genuine.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-05 17:37 [#02573493]
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on other news i have another given choco bar for tonight and im going cold turkey from tomorrow, because the numbers have to prevail
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-07 00:07 [#02573599]
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haha, fucking won the table tonight
problem solved √
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-07 00:11 [#02573600]
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good thing apart the cash is winning the mind tricks of the others
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-04-07 00:13 [#02573601]
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like a sun tzu of the table... sorry for the monologue i drunk a lot
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