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offline mohamed on 2019-04-04 14:53 [#02573375]
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i ate a lot of beans for lunch, should i eat beans again
for dinner or i risk some kind of serious flatulence
tomorrow? im not farting at the mo, just had a massive crap
when i got back from work, the beans were fantastic at the
canteen, made 'all'uccelletto' (small bird) with sauce, but
im just open a can tonight and eat whats on the inside,
which usually causes a lot of farts that alone


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-04 14:57 [#02573376]
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As long as you’re a happy farter! That’s what counts.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-04 15:05 [#02573377]
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im a well satisfied farter but id be happier if it was
friday. gonna eat them tomorrow


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-04 17:43 [#02573382]
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did a couple of bad smelling farts after dinner (salad), so
i went to the toilet and did some more crap that remained
from the afternoon, the magical beans together with the ton
of curry with rice i ate must have really cleaned my
entrails.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-04 17:47 [#02573383]
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and now i have a choco+rice bar waiting for me on the
table... im watching her


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-04 17:59 [#02573386]
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didnt last much


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-04 18:00 [#02573387]
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He he!

I have that movie (Her) ready to watch. Let me know what you
think!


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-04 19:41 [#02573401]
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ill let you know what i think after you watched it.

that could possibly be the most EpicMegatrax thing i could
say.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-04 19:46 [#02573404]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-04-04 21:28 [#02573427]
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"im not farting at the mo"

Tee-hee!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-04 22:06 [#02573429]
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It's disinformation like most information. Gluten/wheat
causes flatulence, and maybe milk if you're lactose
intolerant. That's why they put wheat in all fast food and
new world order monopoly food, to make people too
embarrassed to have a significant other or breed due to all
the weaponized farting.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 17:31 [#02573492]
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its true the cooked beans didnt make me do any fart apart
those two (three), however i think the beans in the can i
ate for dinner are not that genuine.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 17:37 [#02573493]
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on other news i have another given choco bar for tonight and
im going cold turkey from tomorrow, because the numbers have
to prevail


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-07 00:07 [#02573599]
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haha, fucking won the table tonight

problem solved √


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-07 00:11 [#02573600]
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good thing apart the cash is winning the mind tricks of the
others


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-07 00:13 [#02573601]
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like a sun tzu of the table... sorry for the monologue i
drunk a lot


 


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