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online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-21 23:34 [#02569857]
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its in its beta testing phase but I knocked this out in 10
mins

LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-21 23:36 [#02569858]
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probably should find a json file with loads of words it and
use that


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 05:13 [#02569861]
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return 'penis' + String(i)
i++

Let me tell you. Ok, so I want to simply mirror flip a
picture in javascript.
make a canvas.
can you flip yet? no.
make a context OF the canvas.
can you flip yet? no.
make an imagedata OF the context of the canvas.
can you flip yet? no.
get the data OF the imagedata of the context of the canvas.
Now you have the thing you pretty much need!
Ok, so now, do you just target a pixel with x/y, no. it's
like a 1d string so u have to remember the fart math to
unfart it to x/y.
finally you like flip it, now you have to paste it on the
screen, hmm, there's 4 freakin nested objects here, now I
have to remember which OF them to use. do I draw the canvas?
ok, u draw the canvas ON the context, not the context on the
imagedata or the data on the canvas etc.

Then I spent like 5 hours fucking around with an object
called "input" trying to find out how to make it a multi
line input. Turns out I had the wrong object, I had to use a
"textarea" well SOOOoorrrYYYY. optional semicolons and every
other tard uses them so when u copy code u have to erase
their semi colons. and everyone else puts as much redundant
extra whitespace everywhere too. the worst thing is a
'private scope closure' which you have to use sometimes.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 08:06 [#02569864]
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tits cartouche tits mesmeric xeno mesmeric pyramid cartouche
chrome jetpack tits jetpack pyramid cartouche chrome
mesmeric cunt master tits mesmeric tits jetpack ballistic
mesmeric pyramid jetpack ballistic mesmeric tits cartouche
cunt cartouche ballistic master tits master tits jetpack
pyramid mesmeric tits mesmeric cunt cartouche cunt mesmeric
tits mesmeric vertical master vertical jetpack xeno mesmeric
acid


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 08:07 [#02569865]
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I hate JavaScript. Everytime I think 'i will make a webpage
that isn't this stupid simple webpage I have' I get to the
point where something needs JavaScript and I give up.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 08:32 [#02569866]
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umbrohomo acid


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 08:35 [#02569868]
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umbro fatty bass


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 14:43 [#02569871]
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reminds me of that time my father cut the throat of a
chicken on the rooftop and it continued to jump around again


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 14:54 [#02569872]
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great replies!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 14:55 [#02569873]
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now that's a track id like to listen to


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 14:59 [#02569874]
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I was going to make a Mohammed to Mermaidman insult
generator, but it would take away the fun of seeing them do
it themselves


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 15:00 [#02569875]
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do it mate


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 15:05 [#02569876]
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i'll have a go at the weekend should be a laugh


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 15:06 [#02569877]
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yes frustrating as crap, im sure there is some library out
there with custom classes you can import to make stuff like
that a doddle, but it might not do precisely what you want


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 15:07 [#02569878]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 15:20 [#02569879]
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did you know that the cages with the chickens intended to be
slaughtered are painted in white and light blue in Hebron?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 15:25 [#02569880]
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that's kind of grim that they have gone to that level


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 15:31 [#02569881]
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hey mohamed stop crying shit you anon shit


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 15:34 [#02569882]
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spinal my dick!


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 15:44 [#02569885]
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im not crying, i just positioned myself next to them while
the soldiers were passing by, and a palestinian disapproved


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 15:57 [#02569886]
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cunt master acid


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 15:59 [#02569887]
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thats the kind of show you put up when you hear theres
someone doing child abuse


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 16:02 [#02569888]
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once the israelis made it sure i was there for that reason,
they let me do the fuck i wanted on the land


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 16:06 [#02569889]
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almost


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 16:21 [#02569890]
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umbro fatty bass is not a track name by the way it's a bass
preset in his sh-101


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 17:30 [#02569892]
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so whats up if its the name of a preset, lets listen


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 17:33 [#02569893]
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you think you got some ultimate truth or something? or its
the usual diss of people's music without even having posted
a 0.1 minute of any shit


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 17:39 [#02569894]
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your avatar is a nice mug of shit


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 17:54 [#02569902]
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a starbucks?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 18:03 [#02569909]
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you are the sun-tzu-something of xltronic


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 18:06 [#02569910]
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yeah was quite zen wasn't it haha


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 18:33 [#02569913]
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nice post number i might add


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 18:35 [#02569914]
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lol you are funny today, have you found pussy


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 18:36 [#02569915]
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5


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-02-22 18:38 [#02569916]
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bitch please, you must have a mental disease


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 18:41 [#02569917]
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not if i carry a gun!


 

online RussellDust on 2019-02-22 19:40 [#02569926]
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:D :D :D


 

online RussellDust on 2019-02-22 19:43 [#02569930]
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Both your entries are good potential album names.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-22 20:12 [#02569934]
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Please be kind to mermaidman, he's a good guy.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-22 20:39 [#02569943]
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id be pleased to take him to the best kabab shop we have in
town, really nice people there, they even have an erdogan
picture on the wall


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-26 11:18 [#02570129]
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Pretty good man
I prefer not to add acid to the end of the trackname though
Thanks man
Feels good to have mates helping out



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-26 15:44 [#02570131]
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its very shit at the moment but I hope to make a decent one,
yeah i'll get rid of the acid as well


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-26 19:02 [#02570136]
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Miasmic tits acid


 


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