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its in its beta testing phase but I knocked this out in 10 mins |
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probably should find a json file with loads of words it and use that |
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return 'penis' + String(i) i++ Let me tell you. Ok, so I want to simply mirror flip a picture in javascript. make a canvas. can you flip yet? no. make a context OF the canvas. can you flip yet? no. make an imagedata OF the context of the canvas. can you flip yet? no. get the data OF the imagedata of the context of the canvas. Now you have the thing you pretty much need! Ok, so now, do you just target a pixel with x/y, no. it's like a 1d string so u have to remember the fart math to unfart it to x/y. finally you like flip it, now you have to paste it on the screen, hmm, there's 4 freakin nested objects here, now I have to remember which OF them to use. do I draw the canvas? ok, u draw the canvas ON the context, not the context on the imagedata or the data on the canvas etc. Then I spent like 5 hours fucking around with an object called "input" trying to find out how to make it a multi line input. Turns out I had the wrong object, I had to use a "textarea" well SOOOoorrrYYYY. optional semicolons and every other tard uses them so when u copy code u have to erase their semi colons. and everyone else puts as much redundant extra whitespace everywhere too. the worst thing is a 'private scope closure' which you have to use sometimes. |
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I hate JavaScript. Everytime I think 'i will make a webpage that isn't this stupid simple webpage I have' I get to the point where something needs JavaScript and I give up. |
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umbrohomo acid |
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umbro fatty bass |
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reminds me of that time my father cut the throat of a chicken on the rooftop and it continued to jump around again |
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great replies! |
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now that's a track id like to listen to |
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I was going to make a Mohammed to Mermaidman insult generator, but it would take away the fun of seeing them do it themselves |
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do it mate |
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i'll have a go at the weekend should be a laugh |
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yes frustrating as crap, im sure there is some library out there with custom classes you can import to make stuff like that a doddle, but it might not do precisely what you want |
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did you know that the cages with the chickens intended to be slaughtered are painted in white and light blue in Hebron? |
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that's kind of grim that they have gone to that level |
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hey mohamed stop crying shit you anon shit |
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spinal my dick! |
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im not crying, i just positioned myself next to them while the soldiers were passing by, and a palestinian disapproved |
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cunt master acid |
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thats the kind of show you put up when you hear theres someone doing child abuse |
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once the israelis made it sure i was there for that reason, they let me do the fuck i wanted on the land |
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almost |
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umbro fatty bass is not a track name by the way it's a bass preset in his sh-101 |
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so whats up if its the name of a preset, lets listen |
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you think you got some ultimate truth or something? or its the usual diss of people's music without even having posted a 0.1 minute of any shit |
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your avatar is a nice mug of shit |
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a starbucks? |
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you are the sun-tzu-something of xltronic |
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yeah was quite zen wasn't it haha |
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nice post number i might add |
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lol you are funny today, have you found pussy |
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5 |
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bitch please, you must have a mental disease |
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not if i carry a gun! |
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:D :D :D |
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Both your entries are good potential album names. |
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Please be kind to mermaidman, he's a good guy. |
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id be pleased to take him to the best kabab shop we have in town, really nice people there, they even have an erdogan picture on the wall |
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Pretty good man I prefer not to add acid to the end of the trackname though Thanks man Feels good to have mates helping out |
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its very shit at the moment but I hope to make a decent one, yeah i'll get rid of the acid as well |
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Miasmic tits acid |
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