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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-08 18:42 [#02568607]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-08 23:13 [#02568646]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-08 23:17 [#02568647]
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this ones kind of arousing!



 

offline Tony Danza from Morlocktopia on 2019-02-09 00:15 [#02568652]
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it's immediately obvious that everything in that apartment
smells of cat wee

this was shot in low def to save room on my memory
stick.


the rest of the files on the memory stick: cats

oh god is she coughing up a hairball



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 00:24 [#02568653]
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@ around 8:45 the cat has had enough, opens the door and
leaves the room


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 00:25 [#02568654]
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looooooool


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-09 00:33 [#02568655]
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fucking lol at the cat closeup. he's all like "bitch just
stop, where's my tuna"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 00:35 [#02568656]
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yeah I like how its meow derails her train of thought, so
she has to think for an extra 10 seconds to think of where
to go next


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 00:41 [#02568657]
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How to make a cringe video starring yourself.

Wrap yourself in a cringy meme and replicate it so every one
else's children's chilidren's children can laugh at you, not
with you, possibly until the heat death of the universe.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 00:43 [#02568658]
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check the top link its the best one, I think its great
people like him exsist, im glad he isn't my dad though


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 00:52 [#02568659]
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I bet he's a millionaire though, many loons are.
Here's a tip about loon SEO.
When you make up your own loon gibberish, like "kroton" etc,
you just coined a word. Before you coin this word, buy
kroton.com etc. This is a new word in a sea of competing
words. People search kroton, you have the only info
on it... because you made it up, and/or yuo alone revealed
this secret classified information. This is advanced memetic
warfare. The important thing is that language+seeking money
will select loonspeak in survival of the fittest, monetarily
rewarding it, until it gets so much popularity and momentum
that new loonspeak must be created. This is essentially what
all media is doing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 01:02 [#02568660]
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perhaps he coined google


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 01:07 [#02568661]
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tip#2, when you first create "kroton", trying to direct
people to your exclusive kroton website with dildo ads to
gain that ridiculous paper needed to be alive in this stupid
system, kroton first needs more memetic power. It's a coined
word and unique but you need mass adoption. So what you do
is attach it to every large successful memeplex and
mainstream news event. When a big earthquake occurs, spread
memes about how the earthquake was created by kroton. Say
911 was caused by kroton, the yellow vest movement is led by
kroton, michael jackson is secretly kroton, christianity is
part of kroton, etc. The general formula is have google
indexable titles- "kroton + (popular meme)". This helps your
newly coined meme ride the coattails of other memes. So not
only does natural selection favor loonspeak, it also favors
pointlessly amplifying the popularity of existing successful
memes, those memes are living replicating things and your
new meme is a parasite living off of them in order to gain
popularity until it becomes one. This is how the "maga hat
kids" or whatever becomes so viral- all it is is an indian
beating a drum with some kids in hats, that's it, but other
memes start trying to put that meme in their titles to
parasitically ride its coat tails. So almost all information
is a pile of self interested self replicating loonspeak
parasitizing off of humans since they need money to rent
apartments to live. So it's landlords really, all of
information is tainted because of landlords. This is
essentially biological warfare since memes are living so it
is yet another reason that landlords are guilty of crimes
against humanity, not just robbing everyone every month in
collusion with the government that illegalizes homesteading
but tainting all information.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 01:57 [#02568663]
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don't give Tom Cruise idea, scientology needs a bit of a
rebranding Tom cruton and the krotons


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 03:07 [#02568664]
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Kim Kardashian is probably a manifestation of this phenomena
and nothing more, not that I know hardly anything about her,
since I know to avoid memetic viruses.


 

offline Tony Danza from Morlocktopia on 2019-02-09 03:23 [#02568666]
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did you know that she has large bums


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 04:19 [#02568674]
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Are those the allegedly plump things in the front or the
back? I can't confirm their existence in reality but have
scene pixels. I just google imaged her, I actually thought
she was "snooki" but I guess that's a different celebitch.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 04:21 [#02568675]
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briefly read snooki's bio, says, among many things she's an
author, ha ha ha, have you been enlightened by snooki's
writings?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-09 04:22 [#02568676]
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what a polymath.


 


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