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offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 17:27 [#02567944]
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i was wondering if you ever had sexual intercourse in a job
interview. thank you


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 17:30 [#02567945]
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nobody in this thread and your mouth is full of dicks
already, shame


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 17:31 [#02567946]
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why is it a shame


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:01 [#02567950]
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the question is is the sexual intercourse for the job or for
pleasure


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:02 [#02567951]
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is it with the interviewer or is it with someone else


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 18:09 [#02567952]
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what if you found yourself trapped in a cage of numbers?

i dont expect much difference from the cage you live in, im
interested about the numbers


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:27 [#02567953]
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yeah


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 18:29 [#02567954]
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ok lets back to fuck interviews please


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-28 18:33 [#02567955]
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I’ll answer if you post in my thread.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-01-28 18:34 [#02567956]
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hello I'm applying for the missionary position you
advertised


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:38 [#02567957]
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back to fuck interviews


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:39 [#02567958]
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which thread is your thread


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:40 [#02567959]
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please take off your clothes and lie on the table


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-01-28 18:41 [#02567960]
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whoa ok (puts down bible)


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-28 18:45 [#02567964]
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No.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:47 [#02567965]
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johhny can you pull the curtains please. also don’t forget
to bring the lube


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-28 18:47 [#02567966]
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Are you in some big job, and do you interview people and get
sexy? (Oldschool style)


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-28 18:48 [#02567967]
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Is it often straight to anal business with you, or do you
like a kiss and cuddle before? I mean with the people you
interview.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:51 [#02567969]
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for the job interview i go straight to anal. there is no
warming up really


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 18:52 [#02567970]
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yes sexy comes first


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:05 [#02567971]
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so how much anal penetration until it’s enough i hear u
asking. the answer is it depends on the bumhole


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-28 19:20 [#02567972]
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And never on the penis?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-28 19:26 [#02567975]
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hey spermy mermy you may enjoy this


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-28 19:27 [#02567976]
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why am i replying to mr danza there?

d.u.n.n.o.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:35 [#02567977]
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is that a podcast about sex? i’ma listen to it when my
nipples get hard


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 19:39 [#02567978]
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so how much hard


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:46 [#02567979]
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yeah


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 19:47 [#02567980]
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yeah... monkey dont cha hammer yer hed with a hammer


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:50 [#02567981]
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whose mouth is full of dicks now cunt (whatever that means)



 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:51 [#02567982]
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mohamed mega cunt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-28 19:53 [#02567983]
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"so ive been reading through your Résumé"

*spreads arse cheeks*




 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 19:55 [#02567986]
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eat my spunk, cheeta


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:55 [#02567989]
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looool!! mohamed ultra cunt


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 19:57 [#02567991]
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for me to be impressed of your resume you need to have at
least a hundred anals under your belt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-28 19:58 [#02567992]
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don't remember tarzan saying that!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-28 19:58 [#02567993]
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sorry don't qualify in that regard, id give Elton john a
call


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 19:58 [#02567994]
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lol


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 20:01 [#02567996]
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it was a reply to you u stupid hoe


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 20:02 [#02567997]
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go to bed, your brain has fucked up enough for today


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 20:03 [#02567998]
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no hyper i didn’t mean you i should have said if “one”
wants to impress me...


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 20:04 [#02567999]
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go bang your cheeta


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-28 20:05 [#02568000]
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stupid hoe


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 20:06 [#02568001]
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what if two wants to impress you?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-01-28 20:07 [#02568002]
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answer this and you'll get a proper mongoloid made of gold


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-29 08:11 [#02568027]
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definitive mohamed joke *applause*


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-29 08:17 [#02568028]
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ultra cunting stupid hoeing all together


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-01-29 16:02 [#02568043]
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I lift my shirt and pull down my waistband to reveal:


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-01-29 16:02 [#02568044]
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actually I don't need to lift my shirt because I'm earing a
crop top


 


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